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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:07:26 AM EDT
Seriously?

Ser­iously.

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The National Enquirer splashes this week with a shocking story about Sen. Ted Kennedy’s secret love child with a Cape Cod woman whom the mag says he dated during his days as a swinging single.
According to the tabloid’s source, the boy, named Christopher, just celebrated his 21st birthday and is “mature enough to make his own choices about his background and biological father.”
A Kennedy family confidante told the Enquirer, “This is one of the biggest secrets in the Kennedy family and known to only a few people including Ted’s ex-wife, Joan.”
As for the senator, his spokesgal Melissa Wagoner last night called the tabloid tale “irresponsible fiction.”
Here’s the story according to the Enquirer: Back in 1983, Kennedy, then 51, took up with Caroline Bilodeau, an attractive brunette, several months before divorcing Joan, the mother of his three kids — Kara, Ted Jr. and Patrick.
Bilodeau’s friends told the Enquirer the local lass became so smitten with the senator, she “had dreams about being the next Mrs. Ted Kennedy.” But the love affair came crashing down when Bilodeau told Ted a baby was on the way, the mag reports.
“Caroline announced to the family that she was two months pregnant around May 1984,” blabbed a Bilodeau confidante. “Ted was not happy about the news. He already had three kids with Joan and knew a baby out of wedlock could hurt him politically.”
According to the Enquirer, the scandal-scarred senator begged Bilodeau to have an abortion, but she refused.
“He told her he couldn’t undergo another scandal — not after Chappaquiddick, not so close to his divorce from Joan” said the source. “He was very angry when she defied him and had the child.”
During her pregnancy, Caroline’s friends noticed the unemployed young woman who lived with her parents bought a black Mustang convertible, an expensive Shar-pei puppy and moved into her own apartment. [continue]



Enquirer, huh? Why do I find that a more reliable source than old Teddy K himself? Maybe Teddy K's son is really BATBOY!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:20:35 AM EDT
The Enquirer? A rag.

On the other hand...if it was anybody other than Teddy...I wouldn't believe it. Since it IS him...the story is entirely plausible.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:23:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 9:24:17 AM EDT by Wobblin-Goblin]
HERE HE IS:

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:29:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:35:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jon_C_:

The National Enquirer splashes this week with a shocking story about Sen. Ted Kennedy


Enquirer, huh? Why do I find that a more reliable source than old Teddy K himself? Maybe Teddy K's son is really BATBOY!

choice wording in the article. Serves as a reminder that Teddy's a scumbag
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:38:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
HERE HE IS:

www.indcjournal.com/archives/fat-thumb2.jpg



Dear Lord my eyes!

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:39:32 AM EDT
We don't fucking need another one
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:40:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
HERE HE IS:

www.indcjournal.com/archives/fat-thumb2.jpg




You go to hell!!

You go to hell, and you DIE!!!!

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:41:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
www.scottybunny.com/booty.jpg



THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, YOU SICKO!!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:41:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
HERE HE IS:

www.indcjournal.com/archives/fat-thumb2.jpg


You go to hell!!

You go to hell, and you DIE!!!!


LOL.

Don't shoot the messenger, buddy.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:54:32 AM EDT
Among US tabloids:
The Enquirer is actually very-well researched. They are an easy target for lawsuits, they have their sh!t together pretty tight normally. A study I read once said that the Enquirer never used fake stories as filler (the Sun used the most fake stories, and had a few bylines on these stories that revealed this).

By the by--I remember being told ages ago (by someone who I believe would know) that Bill Clinton has at least two illegitimate children, from two different women. They were born during his governorship, and they both look very much like him, it is supposed to be pretty obvious when you see them. They were not reported because they were underage at the time Clinton ran for president (both times).
They should be adults by now......
~
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 4:35:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jon_C_: According to the Enquirer, the scandal-scarred senator begged Bilodeau to have an abortion, but she refused. “He told her he couldn’t undergo another scandal — not after Chappaquiddick, not so close to his divorce from Joan” said the source. “He was very angry when she defied him and had the child.”
Dang, no wonder the Democraps want to keep baby-killing legal!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 4:44:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
HERE HE IS:

www.indcjournal.com/archives/fat-thumb2.jpg



It runs in the family....


Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:27:17 PM EDT
Its the most belivable story to ever come from that rag!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:32:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 6:33:35 PM EDT by fxntime]
I believe some Boston paper will be carrying this story shortly. I wonder if the kid has a "blowhole?"
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:32:40 PM EDT
JUSTICE FOR MARY JO KOPECHNE
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:37:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Turnkey:
JUSTICE FOR MARY JO KOPECHNE



That will come with the Kennedy family reunion. I doubt a healthy Ted (if he were ever) has enough time on this earth to beg for the forgiveness. My G-d have mercy on his soul.

This kid is nothing more than a pawn.
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