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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:23:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:24:10 AM EDT
bring your own bottle, stupid
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
bring your own bottle, stupid



I gave up on the packets in favor of this approach. I like ketchup a LOT!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:07 AM EDT
SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:29:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
bring your own bottle, stupid



that means i have to pay out of pocket for it.

no wonder you're always broke!



Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:29:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:30:29 AM EDT by LoginName]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i don't think i have ever seen anyone use less than 4-5 at time for anything other than stomping on for fun.


mike



Take a couple of the packets with you to a public bathroom.

Place the packets under the little rubber pads on the underside of a toilet seat (it helps if you fold the packs over in half).

Wait until some poor soul comes along that needs to use that particular toilet... much hilarity will ensue.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:21 AM EDT
By comparison, the mayo packets are huge.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:09 AM EDT
PEAK KETCHUP!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i don't think i have ever seen anyone use less than 4-5 at time for anything other than stomping on for fun.


mike



Take a couple of the packets with you to a public bathroom.

Place the packets under the little rubber pads on the underside of a toilet seat (it helps if you fold the packs over in half).

Wait until some poor soul comes along that needs to use that particular toilet... much hilarity will ensue.



Duly noted.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:32:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
bring your own bottle, stupid



that means i have to pay out of pocket for it.

no wonder your always broke!



touche
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
bring your own bottle, stupid



Speaking of...

We can put a man on the moon, talk to one another half-way around the world, build robotics that
can do the work of a human but, we have yet to develop a ketchup squeeze bottle that dose't make that crass, embaressing farting noise unless one takes the time to correctly shake the bottle.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:39:03 AM EDT
I couldn't agree more that the damn things are so small, they are practially worthless. You need 10-15 of the things just to have something to work with. So, I resorted to bringing my own bottle of ketchup to work out of frustration.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:40:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i don't think i have ever seen anyone use less than 4-5 at time for anything other than stomping on for fun.


mike



Take a couple of the packets with you to a public bathroom.

Place the packets under the little rubber pads on the underside of a toilet seat (it helps if you fold the packs over in half).

Wait until some poor soul comes along that needs to use that particular toilet... much hilarity will ensue.



so that was you!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:41:46 AM EDT
I hate ketchup
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:42:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:42:30 AM EDT
What's really stupid is if you go through a drive through and they ask you if you want Ketchup and you say yes, they give you about 2 of the little worthless fuckers.

Whataburger has these nice big ones that you peel the top off of. Now those aren't bad.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:46:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
By comparison, the mayo packets are huge.



NO SHIT!

notice the salt and pepper are damn near the same size. Why so much salt and so little ketchup. is this a consiracy? Mayor nagin may be on to something, i am going down and compare chocolat milk to regular milk next.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=44577



is it obvious i am bored to tears at work yet?



Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:47:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:47:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What's really stupid is if you go through a drive through and they ask you if you want Ketchup and you say yes, they give you about 2 of the little worthless fuckers.

Whataburger has these nice big ones that you peel the top off of. Now those aren't bad.



Threadjack Rant:

Why is it that when you go to a drive up, it takes an act of Congress for them to put some napkins in the damn bag! Then, when you check your order before you pull away (because the screw it up half the time) and ask for napkins, they give you a 4" stack?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:49:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:53:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What's really stupid is if you go through a drive through and they ask you if you want Ketchup and you say yes, they give you about 2 of the little worthless fuckers.

Whataburger has these nice big ones that you peel the top off of. Now those aren't bad.



Whataburger ROCKS!

notice the large useable ketchup portion in the pic.
www.sptimes.com/2005/03/10/images/xlarge/WK_0_wk10dine3_208990_0310.jpg




But whataburger ketchup tastes differently than any other ketchup I've ever had, and not in a good way. Their ketchup tastes so bad to me that I forego it completely in favor of their BBQ sauce.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:58:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FatMan:

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What's really stupid is if you go through a drive through and they ask you if you want Ketchup and you say yes, they give you about 2 of the little worthless fuckers.

Whataburger has these nice big ones that you peel the top off of. Now those aren't bad.



Threadjack Rant:

Why is it that when you go to a drive up, it takes an act of Congress for them to put some napkins in the damn bag! Then, when you check your order before you pull away (because the screw it up half the time) and ask for napkins, they give you a 4" stack?



<Leo Getz> " They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?" </Leo Getz>
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:58:44 AM EDT
You should have called me.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:00:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:04:28 AM EDT
<----- You're KILLING me!


Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Whataburger ROCKS!

notice the large useable ketchup portion in the pic.



But ketchup is for "loosers".
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:07:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:11:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:13:16 AM EDT
The ketchup packets taste WAY better than the same ketchup from a bottle...I wonder why?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:16:08 AM EDT
I thought you were trying to lose weight? Burger and Fries, smothered in ketchup = bad idea.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:19:25 AM EDT
Ketchup should be banned for the children.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:19:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 1:39:41 PM EDT
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