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Posted: 1/18/2006 6:19:59 AM EDT
Just about the greatest thing ever. Looking for a soundboard or really just about anything related to Will Ferrell's Harry Caray.

HEY!!! What's your favorite planet?

Mine's the sun.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:58:16 AM EDT
Hey Norm!

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

Its a simple yes or no question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I know I would!

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:02:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:02:52 AM EDT by JustinOK34]

Originally Posted By AgentFork:

HEY!!! What's your favorite planet?

Mine's the sun.



I love that one!!

Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

I know I would!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:02:44 AM EDT
Just watched SNL's Best of Will Farrell this weekend!

The Harry Caray stuff was great... I hadn't realized he did a hilarious Robert Goulet impression too!

He was able to make un-funny characters seem funny, an ability the SNL writers unfortunately counted on all too often.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:08:07 AM EDT
"I went golfing this weekend and hit to great balls, I stepped on a rake."

His Goulet stuff is pretty good as well
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 5:05:53 PM EDT
20 hotdogs would equal roughly a nickel depending on the strenght of the yen.

Hey Norm did you gain weight??? lmao
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 5:06:46 PM EDT
Effing hilarious...
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:45:57 AM EDT


That's why my friends call me Whiskers.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:55:20 AM EDT
GOULET!

I have the mind to eat you right now.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:17:44 AM EDT
HC: Hi everybody! Harry Caray here! And welcome to Space: The Infinite Frontier. We've got a great show lined up for ya'. Joining us in the studio today is U.S. astronaut, Ronald Culbertson. Welcome to the show Ronald.

R: Well, thank you Harry. It's a pleasure to be here.

HC: Now, Ronald, you've just returned from the troubled Russian space station Mir. What's goin' on up there?

R: Well, Harry, the first thing you have to understand is that the Mir space station is eleven years old and was only designed to-

HC: Now, Ronald, it must be fun dressing up like an astronaut: the helmet, the boots,....the ray gun.

R: Ray gun?

HC: It's good to indulge your inner child, cause without that you got nothin'.

R: Harry, I'm a real astronaut. I don't just play "dress-up."

HC: Don't be ashamed Ronald. Hell, last Halloween I dressed up like one of those Frankenstein monsters. Bolts in the neck....the whole nine yards.

R: Well,...that must have been fun for you.

HC: The effect was positively eerie. Really scared some folks. In fact, a buddy of mine died of a heart attack when he saw me.

R: I'm sorry to hear that.

HC: Yeah. So, technically, I'm a murderer.

(Uncomfortable pause. Ronald is searching for words.)

HC: Hey Ronald! Ya' ever been sucked into a black hole?

R: No...

HC: I have. It's an area of infinite gravity and density from which not even light can escape. It's called,'A Weekend at My Mother-in-Law's.'

R: That's very funny, Harry.

HC: Hey, don't raise your voice at me!

R: I...I didn't.

HC: Well, just don't do it.

(Another uncomfortable pause.)

HC: Hey Ronald! Did ya' hear they cloned a sheep?

R: Yes, I did.

HC: Hey! What if they cloned a dinosaur?...Would ya' eat it?

R: You know, I haven't really given it much thought.

HC: I know I would. Char broiled dinosaur covered in gravy. Side of curly fries. I bet they'd call it the Dinosaur Special.

R: Yes, I guess they would.

HC: So how 'bout it Ronald? Would you eat a dinosaur?

R: What...What does this have to do with...

HC: Hey, don't jerk me around Ronald! It's a simple question! Would you eat a dinosaur?

R: I guess I would.

HC: I think you've made a wise choice. Boy, I wish those scientists would hurry up. I'm gettin' hungry.

R: Well, Harry, I'm sure that kind of cloning is a long way off.

HC: I hope so, cuz' when they start cloning humans...Sure it would be good for the species, but emotionally, we'd all be dead!

(Ronald is looking very perplexed.)

HC: Well, that's all the time we have. Before we leave, one important program note: Next week we'll be broadcasting from the center of the Sun.

(Stage hand leans in and whispers in Harry's ear.)

HC: Oh, thanks Pete. Apparently, the center of the Sun is eight billion degrees. You probably knew that, Ronald.

R: Yes. I did.

HC: So I guess we'll stay right here. That's kind of a relief. See ya' next time! Cubs win! Cubs win!

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