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Posted: 1/17/2006 11:02:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:02:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 11:03:13 PM EDT by GTOJudge885]
IBCN - In Before Chuck Norris
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:04:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 11:05:25 PM EDT by STG77]

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
I just don't get it.



Chuck Norris will get you then!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:05:02 PM EDT
The only thing that will survive the coming nuclear holocaust will Chuck Norris and the cockroaches that keeps in his beard to clean up the crumbs of food
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:06:39 PM EDT
they will be around as long as the "87, Heat, draw down, FNC, pie, Owl, and owned" threads.

in other words. No. they're going to be around for a while.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:07:12 PM EDT
whats the deal with the Owl?
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:08:14 PM EDT
Wanna see something funny and pathetic? Go to google and do a search on....ar15.com chuck norris..

I get 144 hits.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:08:43 PM EDT
Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass



now we will have don johnson threads so teh ghey chuck lovers will get jealous.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
I just don't get it.



They are kinda like David Letterman.. He does something semi funny at the beginning of his show..And he keeps doing it ALL FUCKING NIGHT.. Even after its no longer funny...

God I hate that guy.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 11:11:22 PM EDT by Mr-H]
I hope not. Chuck's just getting some long over-due love & respect. He's a good American.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:20:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:29:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:31:51 PM EDT
You do realize you are under his power and he is making you add to the list of "Chuck Norris" threads on ARFcom.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:34:35 PM EDT
Chuck won't let them end!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:35:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 11:43:03 PM EDT by dpmmn]

Originally Posted By AROKIE:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass



now we will have don johnson threads so teh ghey chuck lovers will get jealous.




Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:36:51 PM EDT
Never. Or at least that's what I heard.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:38:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
I just don't get it.



Maybe you'll get it when you reflect on how your virginity was stolen... if you ever realize it. - Kool-Aid (LCA ts1337)
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:40:20 PM EDT
Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:46:10 PM EDT
Where's that list of chucks feats again?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 12:06:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
Where's that list of chucks feats again?



List?

What list?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 1:52:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
Where's that list of chucks feats again?



Don't have the list, but after he roundhouse kicked my cancer away he stopped and did some push ups. I took this picture after I was sure he was gone. The second picture broke the camera lens.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 1:55:23 AM EDT
will they ever end? we can only hope....but not in the forseeable future
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 2:18:14 AM EDT
The arfcom servers are contained in Chuck Norris's brain. And he only uses 10% of their capacity.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 2:33:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx



Don't work. What is it?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 2:38:21 AM EDT
Walker 4 Ever! And God Bless Texas, too.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 2:46:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rakky:
I'm sure these have been posted, but they're classic!!!
...
www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html
...





'Walker told me I have AIDS'


Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:32:23 AM EDT
<-----------------------------------------

You better start getting it, or you are GONNA get it, get it???



Originally Posted By sherm8404:
I just don't get it.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:33:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
they will be around as long as the "87, Heat, draw down, FNC, pie, Owl, and owned" threads.

in other words. No. they're going to be around for a while.



Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:36:54 AM EDT
The end of Chuck Norris is the bottom of his foot. If you see the end of Chuck Norris, it is your demise.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:16:27 AM EDT
Not if you keep posting about it!!!! By the way, if Chuck finds out you don't like threads about him....it's roundhouse kick to the face time!!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:25:07 AM EDT
No one can beat Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris .......Oh yeah----and Bruce Lee
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:55:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SUPERSPORT:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx



Don't work. What is it?



Chuck's website - he makes mention of the "lists" of feath, and his general confusion about them.

Try opening in IE.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:12:50 PM EDT
That link needs a www. in it to work properly
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:13:56 PM EDT
You are about to get a roundhouse,and we will never hear from you again.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:16:42 PM EDT
.

www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

here fixed and hot

heres the text


IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET


I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:18:06 PM EDT
He didn't roundhouse me when we met in person, but that was a really long time ago, or maybe you're not talking to me.

(yes, we met. I was in a martial arts store just checking some things out and Chuck was doing a promo tour for a movie that had just been released. He did an appearence at the store while I was there).
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:32:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Wanna see something funny and pathetic? Go to google and do a search on....ar15.com chuck norris..

I get 144 hits.



How about ar15.com ruby ridge, waco, davidian or koresh
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:45:19 PM EDT
Chuck Norris never did sky-dive out of a super-sonic aircraft doing Mach 6+ at 350,000 feet.

He bungee jumped out of a super-sonic aircraft doing Mach 6+ at 350,000 feet.

And when he landed he gave a roundhouse kick to the fleas on Bin Laden beard. Which is why we haven’t heard from Bin Laden in several month; Bin Laden is still in morning for his pet fleas.
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