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Posted: 1/17/2006 9:06:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 9:07:28 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

You are getting out of your car. You drop your LAST M&M on the pavement. You really wanted to eat it.


What do you do?
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:07:13 AM EDT
lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:07:47 AM EDT
I eat it. I am a man dammit! I can eat or not eat whatever I want.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:08:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 9:09:10 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.




Contestant #1 - gives the typicial 'chick' answer




Originally Posted By dvr9:

I eat it. I am a man dammit! I can eat or not eat whatever I want.




Contestant #2 - good 'Man' answer
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:09:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 9:11:59 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.




Contest #1 - gives the typicial 'chick' answer



no, the typical not disgusting answer

ETA: allow me to elaborate below

Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:09:20 AM EDT
Free Tweak!!!!

Oh and eat it...it's just light sprinkles
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:09:51 AM EDT
Eat it. How else am I to keep up my immunity?
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:09:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.




Contest #1 - gives the typicial 'chick' answer



no, the typical not disgusting answer




Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:12:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 9:13:25 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.




Contest #1 - gives the typicial 'chick' answer



no, the typical not disgusting answer




Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"



I know what my boots have been stepping in, so when I am in mid-M&M pick up the images cross my head of digging out poo with a stick, scraping gum and s@#$ off that is unhuman, so I know that others must face the same realities too.

Perhaps my imagination is overactive? Actually, truth be told if it landed in the grass I would consider it fair game too.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:18:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"



Uh huh. You mean pavement as in, "A concrete surface routinely used by drunks and bums to vomit and piss on?"

I'll pass.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:18:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

I know what my boots have been stepping in, so when I am in mid-M&M pick up the images cross my head of digging out poo with a stick, scraping gum and s@#$ off that is unhuman, so I know that others must face the same realities too.

Perhaps my imagination is overactive? Actually, truth be told if it landed in the grass I would consider it fair game too.



No, what you are saying is 100% correct.


Still, chicks say no, most guys say yes. Sorry.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:19:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 9:19:53 AM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Unless it's a peanut butter M&M, that fuckers gonna sit right where it's at. Five second rule is extended to ten seconds for anything "peanut butter."
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:20:50 AM EDT
What does my scholng have to do with eating M&M's?
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:21:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:24:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I once spilled my soup on the lawn. No big deal - I just grabbed a straw.



Soup just flew out of my nose
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:29:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I once spilled my soup on the lawn. No big deal - I just grabbed a straw.



...and you routinely throw yourself out of perfectly good aircraft. I think that I've made my point.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:30:59 AM EDT
I thought you might have been fired from the M&M Factory for throwing out Ws.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:33:44 AM EDT
Providing it doesn't land in some toxic waste, anti freeze or something similar, I would eat it.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:49:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"



Uh huh. You mean pavement as in, "A concrete surface routinely used by drunks and bums to vomit and piss on?"

I'll pass.




Yes, the same pavement that gets washed every time it rains.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 9:53:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"



Uh huh. You mean pavement as in, "A concrete surface routinely used by drunks and bums to vomit and piss on?"

I'll pass.




Yes, the same pavement that gets washed every time it rains.



The same pavement that gets flooded by urine and bacteria from other parts of the pavement when it rains...
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:01:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By metroplex:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Sorry dude, but I've asked hundreds of people, and by far guys will eat it, girls say "ookie, gross!"



Uh huh. You mean pavement as in, "A concrete surface routinely used by drunks and bums to vomit and piss on?"

I'll pass.




Yes, the same pavement that gets washed every time it rains.



The same pavement that gets flooded by urine and bacteria from other parts of the pavement when it rains...



Which all of us walk in daily and go home only to track all of it in on our wonderfully clean floors.

Personally, I would rather take a chance that the road/pavement the M&M fell on didn't land on a piece that had been puked or defacated on. I think the odds are better.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:02:07 AM EDT
I worked at a textbook store when I was in college. Mid-semester, they decided to re-arrange the shelving units. When we moved one, amongst the dust bunnys and chewing gum wrappers, was five or six skittles. So, I picked them up and ate them.
It didn't take long for me to remember that the exterminator came about once a month to be sure there were no bugs eating the books. My entire mouth went numb for about a day. I don't know how long they had been there, or what kind of chemicals they were coated with, but it was worth it to see the look on their faces.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:10:13 AM EDT
What happened to Tweak
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:13:06 AM EDT
10 second rule also applies to M&M's. I say "eat it".
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:15:39 AM EDT
Eat 'em and smile.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:16:21 AM EDT
As long as it doesn't land in anything.

I bet there's less germs on the ground next to my car in a random parking lot than on the door handle of the mens room inside the building.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:22:16 AM EDT
5 second rule
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:27:32 AM EDT
+1 on the five second rule.

When I was down in Austin, after a night of late-night boozing we stopped to get some Pizza before making the walk back to the hotel...friend of mine dropped his sausage pizza slice onto the sidewalk, top down.

Picked it up and ate it.

The pizza guy was so impressed he gave him another slice, just for the show

Course, the other 5 or 6 of us were like WTF DUDE THATS GROOHHMYGODHEJUSTATEIT....I draw the line when pizza goes splat

Yes, tequila was involved.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:31:15 AM EDT
No M&M left behind...
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 10:59:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:

What does my scholng have to do with eating M&M's?




Huh?
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 11:01:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 11:01:50 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

What happened to Tweak




Tweak is headed for PRISON
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 5:20:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

What happened to Tweak




Tweak is headed for PRISON


PRISON Bad word.
Update---sentencing postponed until next Monday. We are hoping for a better outcome. We are looking for a new attorney (9millie is), I am in Virginia. He had a court appointed one. The "Expert" witness backed out at the last minute. Please keep positive thoughts for him and 9millie.
He's a good kid and I am proud of him. A little shocked by this episode though.
By the way, I am his father. Or as his mother says, the sperm donor.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 5:40:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
lol, I completely understand. On pavement - no. It's a goner. On the floor inside - fair game.



+1000, especially if it's in the city
however, if this was in a clean parking lot, I would probably go for it...

If I saw someone do this in say, NYC, I would probably
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 5:44:19 PM EDT
Dude. It's an M&M.

Of course you eat it.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 5:45:49 PM EDT
I'm a man, I don't eat little kiddie candy like M&M's.
A Man's candy is pie and alcohol. Grow up young'n!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:19:05 PM EDT
it puts hair on your chest
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:24:02 PM EDT
It's added flavor.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:37:00 PM EDT
I'll go buy another one for 1/4 of a cent.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:55:12 PM EDT
as nasty as the mats on the floor of my truck are, i'd rather eat the M&M off the pavement.
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 7:56:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 8:05:05 PM EDT
TEH MYTHBUSTERS PWNED THE FIVE SECOND RULEZ
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