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Posted: 1/16/2006 7:28:03 PM EDT
I keep hearing people getting all worked up when someone says this. I was wondering what exactly is an armchair commando?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:29:12 PM EDT
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:30:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 7:30:36 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:33:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



I'd tell people I'd kick their ass over the internet, but my ass kicking ability is classified.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:34:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



http://212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:34:46 PM EDT
Stick around, you'll find plenty of them.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:35:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works




Hey, I like some of Tom Clancy's novels.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:38:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works




Hey, I like some of Tom Clancy's novels.




Burn!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:39:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Repoman54r:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?



there's a fix for that too

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:44:16 PM EDT
cool.......the next best thing to the Pit is a Seal Commando thread
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:45:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works




Hey, I like some of Tom Clancy's novels.



he's exempted for super funkadelic sunglasses
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:46:07 PM EDT
Now meet another kind of person: The Grammar Nazi!

The apostrophe is wrong, unless you're talking about something that belongs to armchair commandos.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:48:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works




Hey, I like some of Tom Clancy's novels.




Burn!




Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:00:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



I'd tell people I'd kick their ass over the internet, but my ass kicking ability is classified.



Dude, you just blew your cover. I can probably identify your MOS based upon your last statement.

Didn't you get the memo?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:09:26 PM EDT
Ha, I was chairborne in the Army and now I'm an armchair commando.

Sounds like I got a promotion.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:13:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



I'd tell people I'd kick their ass over the internet, but my ass kicking ability is classified.



Dude, you just blew your cover. I can probably identify your MOS based upon your last statement.

Didn't you get the memo?



Sorry, I was in Sang Bang recently, with a side trip to Dang Gong...I'm behind on my classified memos.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:18:06 PM EDT
Where can one get a MIl Spec armchair?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:19:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 8:20:32 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



I'd tell people I'd kick their ass over the internet, but my ass kicking ability is classified.



Dude, you just blew your cover. I can probably identify your MOS based upon your last statement.

Didn't you get the memo?



Sorry, I was in Sang Bang recently, with a side trip to Dang Gong...I'm behind on my classified memos.



We observed your operation.

www.fast-rewind.com/tradingplaces2.jpg
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:20:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



I'd tell people I'd kick their ass over the internet, but my ass kicking ability is classified.



Dude, you just blew your cover. I can probably identify your MOS based upon your last statement.

Didn't you get the memo?



Sorry, I was in Sang Bang recently, with a side trip to Dang Gong...I'm behind on my classified memos.



We observed your operation.

www.fast-rewind.com/tradingplaces2.jpg



Just call me "agent orange"
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:21:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 8:21:50 PM EDT by David_Hineline]
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:22:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:23:51 PM EDT
a very large fellow that spent all his bday money his grandma gave him on a pair of gsg9 boots and knockoff 511 vest. has quite a bit of surplus gear under hios bed and a bandolier of spent .303 british shells.

he doesn't work because he is in "school" he also resides in his parents basement.

spends about 20 hrs online and approx 4 hrs at the gun shop where he works, but doesn't get paid. he often messes up paperwork and recoomends the latest weapon he saw on ghost recon.

has nunchucks and chinese throwing stars in his desk drawer. carries a scanner in his geo metro. steals the shotgun news from the library.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:25:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:31:16 PM EDT
you guys crack me up!
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 5:11:30 AM EDT
hehe
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:25:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
a fatass civillian for life who sits on the internet all day and thinks he actually knows something about how the military works




Hey, I like some of Tom Clancy's novels.



he's exempted for super funkadelic sunglasses



I think the technical term is "Walleye Vision".
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:28:57 AM EDT
The guy at work who tells you he was an "airborne scuba sniper" and expects you to believe it.....
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:29:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/17/2006 6:30:49 AM EDT by glock23carry]

Originally Posted By CAAAwarfighter:
Where can one get a MIl Spec armchair?



With a smoke dispenser!

G
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:33:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2006 6:33:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Repoman54r:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?



there's a fix for that too

img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/deathray187/sealclubbing.jpg



Ok, a little off topic, but is that guy really about to club that seal? Do they harvest them for fur or something? Or is it just a mean joke?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 4:01:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 5:13:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 5:19:47 AM EDT
If you'd been there over Macho Grande, you'd know.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:29:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



When I was a screendoor gunner on the nuclear submarine USS Codfish I fought seven Seals at once and kicked all of their butts despite having only one arm useful because the other was trapped in the treads of the submarine.

I was then promoted to drill sergeant and was put in charge of Seal sniper training before being re-assigned to combat in Afghanistan in 1988.

I was awarded the purple star and the silver heart for my heroism.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:30:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 6:38:39 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
I do not need to be a Swat profesional to be able to tell that the police at the Columbine School were a bunch of cowards hiding behind thier patrol cars while two teenagers killed children inside the school.



Nope!

But to make such assertions you DO have to be someone who has never faced the problems that face the officers in such a situation. And to speak intelligently about what it takes to be an NFL quarterback, it sure as heck helps to have actually been one.

Chairborne rangers to the rescue!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:40:32 AM EDT
I prefer Remotely Positioned Counter-intelligence agent. Tracking worldwide evil from the confines of my office, which is of course at an undisclosed location.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:52:11 AM EDT
+1 on my ass kicking is classified
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:52:25 AM EDT
Whenever I read these sort of threads, I am reminded of this flake I worked with at my first real post-high-school job in a retail store distribution center. This guy was 24, balding and flabby. He claimed to have been a Marine Corps sniper with 64 confirmed kills in, among other places, Syria. He once made the offhand comment to me, while we were unloading a truck, that if he was a homo and wanted me, there was nothing I could do to stop him. I, being bigger than him and in pretty good shape at the time, laughed in his face, which caused him to list the previously stated qualifications. He offered to bring in his Marine dress uniform so I could see all his medals.
Thankfully, he was fired not much later for attacking a UPS driver with a loading gaffe.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:46:55 AM EDT
Is this the forum for semi-retired shuttle door gunners that have 3 purple hearts???
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:30 AM EDT
Seals:

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:51 AM EDT




Link Posted: 1/18/2006 12:41:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By uxb:
Seals:

www.fototime.com/09BA4AD74FE2E4B/standard.jpg



Link Posted: 1/18/2006 12:45:26 PM EDT

I became an (arm)Chairborne Ranger after I retired from my Space Shuttle Door Gunner gig.



Originally Posted By photokirk:
If you'd been there over Macho Grande, you'd know.


I'll never be over Macho Grande
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 12:50:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 12:52:01 PM EDT by WayneD]
What, no “Operators” in here? Ya bunch of pussies.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 12:55:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
myweb.cableone.net/uziforme/internetsoldier.jpg



That's a funny picture...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 1:37:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tommytrauma:



files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload2/pptrgr.gif



You sir, owe me a keyboard!

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:29:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Duke-Nukem-:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Repoman54r:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.



212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?



there's a fix for that too

img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/deathray187/sealclubbing.jpg



Ok, a little off topic, but is that guy really about to club that seal? Do they harvest them for fur or something? Or is it just a mean joke?



They are tasty and there isn't much else to eat when you live up there.

They taste pretty bad actually , but they make decent condoms .
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:35:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.

You mean most are ex Navy seals.

This is an ex seal:
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:41:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tommytrauma:







Link Posted: 1/18/2006 11:46:10 PM EDT

Right up there.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 8:54:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AKLover_91:
i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/onot/dontworry.jpg
Right up there.



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