I have heard that sometimes after the act, you can have a tendency to "dry dock a stink pickle"
on the toilet seat.  I wish you the best.

Quoted:  Wife is out of the shower, trying to frost a cake and get her stuff done around the house.  She's in a hurry because she knows what's coming - she's kind of frazzled right now. Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes to kick in?  I'm guessing 50 minutes. You guys crack me up with your responses.

If I were you I'd give her "a cake to frost".

Quoted: Plus One. If I were you, pictures of my erect penis against his cheek would already be circulating on the internet. If you fuck with this guy you'll go down in history as an Arfcom hero. We're all counting on you. Checking this thread is the first thing I'm going to do in the morning..

Pete's Peter Suggestion


your poor wife

Whoa! 100mg. Better be careful, too much can cause flashbacks.
Better have a text book handy for the next few days.

Quoted: Quoted: Plus One. If I were you, pictures of my erect penis against his cheek would already be circulating on the internet. If you fuck with this guy you'll go down in history as an Arfcom hero. We're all counting on you. Checking this thread is the first thing I'm going to do in the morning.. Pete's Peter Suggestion your poor wife

ty what page was that thing on i went all the way to 34 and did not find it.

8:30pm  T plus 30 minutes.  Nothing so far.

Quoted: 8:30pm  T plus 30 minutes.  Nothing so far.

Did you take it as a suppository?

Quoted: A friend who has genuine ED gave me a Viagra, and I just took it - 100mg.  How long before this baby kicks in?  And uh, how long will "it" last?   I'm almost a little scared - I don't want a 4 hour erection or anything.

Are you really stupid enough to take viagra when it's not needed or prescribed by a Doc?????

Ya might want to take you're BP and put 911 on speed dial

Tag for the ensuing hilarity.

Quoted: Quoted: 8:30pm  T plus 30 minutes.  Nothing so far. Did you take it as a suppository?

no no no he has to think about puting it on a mans face then it will rise.  

Quoted: 8:30pm  T plus 30 minutes.  Nothing so far.

Hmmmm... Dr. LoginName recomends that you take another 100 mg.

Viagra (sildenafil citrate) Information

FDA ALERT [07/2005]:

A small number of men have lost eyesight in one eye some time after taking Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. This type of vision loss is called non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION). NAION causes a sudden loss of eyesight because blood flow is blocked to the optic nerve.

We do not know at this time if Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra causes NAION. NAION also happens in men who do not take these medicines. People who have a higher chance for NAION include those who:

   *

     have heart disease
   *

     are over 50 years old
   *

     have diabetes
   *

     have high blood pressure
   *

     have high cholesterol
   *

     smoke
   *

     have certain eye problems

FDA has approved new labels for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to include information on possible eyesight loss (NAION).

Stop using Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra if you have a loss in your eyesight. Get medical help right away.

Body as a Whole: Face edema, photosensitivity reaction, shock, asthenia, pain, chills, accidental fall, abdominal  pain, allergic reaction, chest  pain, accidental injury.

Cardiovascular: Angina pectoris, AV block, migraine, syncope, tachycardia, palpitation, hypotension, postural hypotension, myocardial ischemia, cerebral thrombosis, cardiac arrest, heart failure, abnormal electrocardiogram, cardiomyopathy.

Digestive: Vomiting, glossitis, colitis, dysphagia, gastritis, gastroenteritis, esophagitis, stomatitis, dry mouth, liver function tests abnormal, rectal hemorrhage, gingivitis.

Hemic and Lymphatic: Anemia and leukopenia.

Metabolic and Nutritional: Thirst, edema, gout, unstable diabetes, hyperglycemia, peripheral edema, hyperuricemia, hypoglycemic reaction, hypernatremia.

Musculoskeletal: Arthritis, arthrosis, myalgia, tendon rupture, tenosynovitis, bone pain, myasthenia, synovitis.

Nervous: Ataxia, hypertonia, neuralgia, neuropathy, paresthesia, tremor, vertigo, depression, insomnia, somnolence, abnormal dreams, reflexes decreased, hypesthesia.

Respiratory: Asthma, dyspnea, laryngitis, pharyngitis, sinusitis, bronchitis, sputum increased, cough increased.

Skin and Appendages: Urticaria, herpes simplex, pruritus, sweating, skin ulcer, contact dermatitis, exfoliative dermatitis.

Special Senses: Mydriasis, conjunctivitis, photophobia, tinnitus, eye pain, deafness, ear pain, eye hemorrhage, cataract, dry eyes.

Urogenital: Cystitis, nocturia, urinary frequency, breast enlargement, urinary incontinence, abnormal ejaculation, genital edema and anorgasmia.

Post-Marketing Experience

Cardiovascular: Serious cardiovascular events, including myocardial infarction, sudden cardiac death, ventricular arrhythmia, cerebrovascular hemorrhage, transient ischemic attack and hypertension, have been reported post-marketing in temporal association with the use of sildenafil citrate. Most, but not all, of these patients had preexisting cardiovascular risk factors. Many of these events were reported to occur during or shortly after sexual activity, and a few were reported to occur shortly after the use of sildenafil citrate without sexual activity. Others were reported to have occurred hours to days after the use of sildenafil citrate and sexual activity. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to sildenafil citrate, to sexual activity, to the patient's underlying cardiovascular disease, to a combination of these factors, or to other factors (see WARNINGS for further important cardiovascular information).

Other Events: Other events reported post-marketing to have been observed in temporal association with sildenafil citrate and not listed in Pre-Marketing Experience include:

Nervous: Seizure and anxiety.

Urogenital: Prolonged erection, priapism (see WARNINGS) and hematuria.

Ocular: Diplopia, temporary vision loss/decreased vision, ocular redness or bloodshot appearance, ocular burning, ocular swelling/pressure, increased intraocular pressure, retinal vascular disease or bleeding, vitreous detachment/traction and paramacular edema.

Tag.

Now go get some!  



-K

Quoted:

Don't rain on our parade........I'm not saying PeteCo lied, but if your doc prescribed Viagra would you admit it?

If you can't be positive why post?

Can I have you're guns when you die

Quoted: Can I have you're guns when you die

Now see that's more like it.

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He's probably having a difficult time typing with those hairy palms. Maybe he went blind

You really should be in the team forum looking at BOTD threads.

Too Much Information!!!

Maybe he took the advice here and got in the shower with his wife?

I have a feeling this thread will set a new ARFCOM record for getting to 40 pages or LOCKED the quickest.

yo are a retard or have some serious lack of judgement.

I cant believe you would take a medication without a doctor prescribing it for you.  The real dosage for healthy men with ED is 25-50mg.  So you took 100mg.  There are serious side-effects that can occur and I cant say you didnt deserve it.

I hope things work out.  But again dude its not worth your health.  Becareful.

ETA That reminds me I have 200 X 50 mg sample pills that are going to bad!  LOL.  

Quoted: ETA That reminds me I have 200 X 50 mg sample pills that are going to bad!  LOL.

You had better turn your IM's off.

Quoted: Body as a Whole: Face edema, photosensitivity reaction, shock, asthenia, pain, chills, accidental fall, abdominal  pain, allergic reaction, chest  pain, accidental injury. Cardiovascular: Angina pectoris, AV block, migraine, syncope, tachycardia, palpitation, hypotension, postural hypotension, myocardial ischemia, cerebral thrombosis, cardiac arrest, heart failure, abnormal electrocardiogram, cardiomyopathy. Digestive: Vomiting, glossitis, colitis, dysphagia, gastritis, gastroenteritis, esophagitis, stomatitis, dry mouth, liver function tests abnormal, rectal hemorrhage, gingivitis. Hemic and Lymphatic: Anemia and leukopenia. Metabolic and Nutritional: Thirst, edema, gout, unstable diabetes, hyperglycemia, peripheral edema, hyperuricemia, hypoglycemic reaction, hypernatremia. Musculoskeletal: Arthritis, arthrosis, myalgia, tendon rupture, tenosynovitis, bone pain, myasthenia, synovitis. Nervous: Ataxia, hypertonia, neuralgia, neuropathy, paresthesia, tremor, vertigo, depression, insomnia, somnolence, abnormal dreams, reflexes decreased, hypesthesia. Respiratory: Asthma, dyspnea, laryngitis, pharyngitis, sinusitis, bronchitis, sputum increased, cough increased. Skin and Appendages: Urticaria, herpes simplex, pruritus, sweating, skin ulcer, contact dermatitis, exfoliative dermatitis. Special Senses: Mydriasis, conjunctivitis, photophobia, tinnitus, eye pain, deafness, ear pain, eye hemorrhage, cataract, dry eyes. Urogenital: Cystitis, nocturia, urinary frequency, breast enlargement, urinary incontinence, abnormal ejaculation, genital edema and anorgasmia. Post-Marketing Experience Cardiovascular: Serious cardiovascular events, including myocardial infarction, sudden cardiac death, ventricular arrhythmia, cerebrovascular hemorrhage, transient ischemic attack and hypertension, have been reported post-marketing in temporal association with the use of sildenafil citrate. Most, but not all, of these patients had preexisting cardiovascular risk factors. Many of these events were reported to occur during or shortly after sexual activity, and a few were reported to occur shortly after the use of sildenafil citrate without sexual activity. Others were reported to have occurred hours to days after the use of sildenafil citrate and sexual activity. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to sildenafil citrate, to sexual activity, to the patient's underlying cardiovascular disease, to a combination of these factors, or to other factors (see WARNINGS for further important cardiovascular information). Other Events: Other events reported post-marketing to have been observed in temporal association with sildenafil citrate and not listed in Pre-Marketing Experience include: Nervous: Seizure and anxiety. Urogenital: Prolonged erection, priapism (see WARNINGS) and hematuria. Ocular: Diplopia, temporary vision loss/decreased vision, ocular redness or bloodshot appearance, ocular burning, ocular swelling/pressure, increased intraocular pressure, retinal vascular disease or bleeding, vitreous detachment/traction and paramacular edema.

Y'know... some of those symptoms could easily describe those ARFCOM'ers awaiting delivery of their PS-90's.

Quoted: Now see that's more like it.

Thanks, I'm trying to think positive

Besides, I'd hate to tell pete how painfull it is when the woody won't go down & he goes to the ER for emergency treatment.

Quoted: 8:30pm  T plus 30 minutes.  Nothing so far.

Start kissing your wife now...get aroused....and look out, thiis will be legendary. Those things are addictive.

Quoted: Quoted: ETA That reminds me I have 200 X 50 mg sample pills that are going to bad!  LOL.   You had better turn your IM's off.

IM inbound.

Quoted: Quoted: Viagra (sildenafil citrate) Information FDA ALERT [07/2005]: A small number of men have lost eyesight in one eye some time after taking Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. This type of vision loss is called non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION). NAION causes a sudden loss of eyesight because blood flow is blocked to the optic nerve.<snip> Careful! You'll shoot your eye out!!!!!!

!!!

prolly should have split it with your wife,most women feel the same effect you're getting ready to have.That way she won't get bored before you do

Quoted: Besides, I'd hate to tell pete how painfull it is when the woody won't go down & he goes to the ER for emergency treatment.

Hey that can be a whole 'nuther thread.

Probably titled "A doc accidentally rubbed his cheek against my penis"

Quoted: Just told my wife - she knows she'll be sore after this one.  She's in the shower right now.   Shall I post an after-action range report on how this stuff works? Also, will you just spontaneously pop a hardon, or is stimulation still required?

 You could have cut that 100 mg tablet into 4 equal peices and had 4 doses.
 Better take a leak now if you still can.
 As for getting it up, just think about what will be happening after you get in bed.(assuming you're using a bed)    

I'm 61 and I've taken it.  I got some 26 year old friend who is always trying to scam some off me.  No way.  It seems that you can go forever with it when you're young.  Me,  I'm just thrilled to hang her panties of my woody and go from there.  Of course I've had open heart surgery, but the doc says OK.  You see blue when you take it.  When you see blue after thirty minutes all you need is some visual stimulation and you can lay a mile of pipe in thirty minutes.

hope you dont get a priapism.

Quoted:  Better take a leak now if you still can.

He will be peeing on the shower wall for the next 12 hours

As a Anesthesiologist I can say that I have never seen anyone have to get their woodie drained from these drugs yet.  I'm sure it's happened but it seems to be very rare.  Usually it's the coke heads that get their tool sliced and diced.

Those class of drugs all need the "groinal area" to be "fed and watered" by the opposite sex to achieve results.  

As earlier posted..some men do see blue and a fair amount get a stuffy nose and headache but...hell..if you can tap it like a freakin' king then it's worth it.

The erection should go away just fine after the poisons have left the body.

You should be careful again as earlier posted about a conflict with any Blood Pressure meds as it can cause lowered blood pressure.

Most likely you will have a great time....I'm living vicariously through you man so dish when it's over!

HOLY CRAP! 100mgs ? I take 25 mgs and am up for 2 hours atleast ! Your face is gonna feel numb as hell and when your ready to go to bed your gonna have a damn kickstand to make sure you dont roll out. . Shoulda eased into it a bit . A full dose for a 65 year old man is 50 mgs. The 100 mgs are for people with 100% limp dead peckers. Hope all goes well. But you might get a headache and light head .

I think that a Viagra will help you rub your cock on some sleeping guy's cheek for several hours straight.


You must read the first post here to see why I am so disturbed that this man is chemically augmenting his sexuality:  PeteCO is a pervert!

An ARFCOM Darwinian moment is about to occur.  You guys wonder why your healthcare premiums are too high and you guys bitch when they try to make you stop smoking when this kind of thing is going on.

Quoted: hope you dont get a priapism.

Very few cases of priapism are without an obvious cause. In most cases, priapism results from one of two things: certain medications or medical conditions. Under the category of medications, there are two primary culprits. For one, penile injections used to treat some forms of impotence can cause priapism; however, this usually only happens when a man decides, on his own, to increase the dosage.

Most men will seek treatment for this painful erection before it goes on for too long, usually within four to six hours. This is good since priapism can scar the penis if not treated early enough, and this can lead to impotence. In most cases, treatment involves draining the penis with a needle placed in the side of the penis. Medications that act on the blood vessels can also be injected to help shrink blood vessels and, thus, decrease blood flow into the penis.

Tag for action report.

Bill3508

Quoted: Quoted:  Better take a leak now if you still can.   He will be peeing on the shower wall for the next 12 hours

Just go in the back yard, easier than rinsing the shower off if you don't have one of those hose shower heads.

Oh man I have to tag this just to see what happens.

Should have looked up the recommended dose and cut it in half at the minimum . That is unless you really have a problem .

Yer gonna put out an eye with that...

Quoted: Quoted: Besides, I'd hate to tell pete how painfull it is when the woody won't go down & he goes to the ER for emergency treatment. Hey that can be a whole 'nuther thread. Probably titled "A doc accidentally rubbed his cheek against my penis"

damn you thanks now i have to go clean the screen soda all over the place.

Aww hell...tag