Quoted: Quoted: I got oral from a chick prolly like 250. Biggest I have tagged, maybe like 180-190ish. I'm 190 or so. ETA: Fat chicks give good oral, its just like eating! [Hillary] Bill is that you? [/Hillary] BigDozer66

My HS/college GF started at ~180 and hit 240 at the end of our four-year relationship.  
I went from 170 to 190lbs during our relationship. I still regret my lack of self respect for sticking around (she loved comfort food and denied she was getting fat, the normal psychological problems associated with having a "perfect"/hot/cheerleader twin sister, etc).

Kharn

this thread is either full of liars or studs....

I know which one I am bettin on.

I can't believe no one has said this yet...

Your mom.

Quoted: 300+ cute face. i caught a shitload of flak when my friends found out that i rode the moped. nine mother fuckin months later after a gastric bypass and a correction of a thyroid problem: 130 and smokin hot, just my damn luck.

Get back on the moped man!

BigDozer66

what do you mean by "been with"?

170.  But no more.  Fat chicks have mental problems...

Current is 95 pounds.

Fattest girl was 160# and only 5', but damn she sure could suck.
Biggest girl was 180# and 5'10" beautiful blonde amazon of a woman, who happened to be a lifeguard, incredible in bed and absolutely no fat on her!
Pat
0-1-25

Golden Rule:  Never (*NEVER*) sleep with a woman that weighs more than you do.

It's served me well.  I'm 6' 176-180#.

Once had two babes follow me home from bar in their truck.  They worked with my ex- and were at the bar with her one night (I went along to meet someone else).  The 'someone else' and I didn't hit it off and these other two girls wanted to come inside with me.

One was every bit of 260 (in a 5' 6" frame) and the other was probably 200 (5' 2").  Both had semi-cute faces and were not horribly repulsive, just "thick".

I told them I had to be at work the next morning and couldn't entertain them.

It had been a month or more since I had gotten laid at the time and wondered if I had made a mistake... until I found out another friend of mine took them up on it and got a case of chlymidia (sp?) that he gave to his wife (!!).  

Biggest one is my current one:  160#.  Great in sack.

John

My ex-wife gained over 100lbs. in the year we were married. You can do the math.

Junior year of college, I couldn't get any locally so I visited the internet for help.
(internet was a lot different in 1992)

That year, I nailed a 90lb toothpick with no tits, and a 240 pounder.  Both from a different school.

13 years later, and I'm married to the room mate of the 240 pounder.

It makes for ackward conversations when my wife meets up with her college friends.

I won't go any lower than 150 or higher than 175. My fiance is around 155, I've never been happier.

Skinny girls are just downright disgusting, I'll take a well developed woman to a twig anyday.

Quoted: If people are honest, this thread is going to get disgusting!

We've ALL tapped some stuff we shouldn't have.

It's all about being proportional. And attitude. And grooming.

I've seen quite a few bigger women who are absolutely stunning.

"Demz be sum fat bishes"

sobor or drunk?
sobor = 140
drunk= not sure but she fell into the hog catagory. was young and drunk and would bang anything that walked the 2 becomes a 10 at bar closing time
and this thread is going to go downhill faster than my exwife.






Georgem
I lost my boat in a tragic shooting accident

I'd sooner tell you about my moped I had as a kid.

WTH

It was a gold, Cimatti Citi bike.  With a change of the rear sprocket, I could do about 46mph.  Pretty fast for a 14 yo.  (The hole in the muffler which relieved alot of back pressure helped quite a bit too.)  

Broke the damn steering column when I rode it on the motocross trails by the house.

Now, where were we?  Oh fat chicks, nevermind....


TXL

5'8" and 140lbs is about perfect.

Quoted: 5'8" and 140lbs is about perfect.

5'2" and 120lbs is about perfect.

Quoted: Quoted: 5'8" and 140lbs is about perfect. 5'2" and 120lbs is about perfect.

You must be about 5'6" then.



BTW, the tallest, biggest girl I ever dated was during my second stint in college in the mid-to-late 90s. She was 6'0" and I'm guessing 150-160lbs. Pretty girl, Elizabeth was 19 and I was 26. We hit it off very well but I screwed it up big-time on two different occasions. The first screw-up was insanity on my part (I asked her sister out) and the second screw-up, while a little more sane (noticed another 19 year old girl who seemed to fit the profile of the type of girl I considered to be "ideal" and I asked her out, too. Turns out I had nothing in common with her and a year later we broke up under awful circumstances).

The first screw-up was bad and the second one ended any chance I had with Elizabeth. While I am very happily married and know that my wife and I are supposed to be together, I regret what I did while in school. Elizabeth was a very nice, attractive girl and we just plain got along really well.

    She was so big, I had to "chalk off" where I had been. One day I met some other guy coming around from the other side.

I'll see if I can find a pict of the wife that shows my standards
The hard part will be not violating the COC

STORY TIME:

ok, when i was in college i had a bit of a reputation for nailing chicks way out of my league. i didnt think they were out of my league...just because theyre hot doesnt mean theyre special. that was my approach and it worked. the psychological break down of this phenomena is beyond the scope of this story so i will move on....

i was at my favorite bar with a couple of friends for thursday all-you-can-eat wings. there were some girls we knew around, including a few that i had intimate carnal knowledge but we werent interested. we were there to get our wing on!!! down the bar was this woman by herself. a fat woman, but the kind that is cute from the neck up and you say to yourself "she'd be pretty if she wasnt so fat" i caught her eye-fucking me a few times during the night but i thought nothing of it, i had been drinking hard cider like it was free and eating wings like a friggin piranha. who could be attracted to a guy who shoves an entire wing in his mouth and pulls out a bare bone at a cylcic rate of 2wpm?

well the place starts to thin out, my friends leave one by one until the last one offers me a ride and i assure him that my buddy will be by after his cop shift and ill ride home with him. so there i sit...alone...at the bar. gorged on wings and hard cider with an hour until my friend arrives. i was like a monitor lizard after scarfing down a chihuaua, normally lean and mean but now lethargic. belly full and eyes glazed over. clearly vulnerable, and fatty made her move.

she was smooth, ill give her that. her rap was finally honed. turned out she owns a company that sells photo processing machines to just about every pharmacy in a 3 state area. she asked if i needed a ride home...her jag was parked right outside. i didnt answer, there was a long pause while my big head fought my little head for control of the situation, and before i could answer she added "ive been wanting to s**k your d**k since i saw you walk in the door".....CHECK PLEASE!

i thought it was a perfect black op. no one would know, but she was good....good enough to keep me coming back for a series of pop-ins to catch a quick BJ on my way somewhere. then it happened. in a drunken moment of weakness i hit it and i must have hit it right because she was about to swing into full bore stalker mode. i didnt see it coming, she was fun to be around, had a great personality but in hind sight i should have suspected something when we drove to atlantic city for a 1 nighter and she handed me $1000 in $20's and sent me to the casino to "have fun".

well about 3 weeks later i told her i couldnt come over because my car was "tango uniform". she was very disappointed that her younger Marine-college-studnet boy-toy couldnt come out and play but a assured her my car was dead and i had missed school because of it. the next morning i awoke to BEEP-BEEP-BEEP in my driveway. when i dragged myself out of bed to look outside it was a roll back winching off a hyundai in my driveway. i confronted the driver who insisted i didnt need to sign for the car. turns out she had stopped on her way to the office and charged a hyundai on her credit card and had it delivered so i would always have a way to get to her house. WT F'n F!!!!!  i drove it for a couple of days till my 700R4 came back from being rebuilt. then i dropped the car off while she was out of town with a letter explaining everything and how i thought buying a car as an attempt to control me. yadda-yadda-yadda. i had an almost violent altercation with a PI she hired to follow me, i got a threatening letter from her lawyer. she did everything but claim i raped her. it tapered off after awhile and i went back on active duty and moved away but sometimes my friends back home still tease me about the fat chick who bought me a car. when someone has a car delivered to a guy living in a shitty apartment and living off ramen the only explanation is the truth. i copped to the whole gig and im still catching shit for it 10years later.


post script: i have married one of the hottest women i know. i feel like after telling the above story i needed to say this. i too would post pics but i dont want to run afoul of the CoC.  shes had people in bars ask her if she is Eva Evangelina the pr0n star BWHAHAHAHAHA

6'1" 190lb powerlifter chick.  Melons like firm, fresh honeydew.  Never regretted.

I have been with roughly 12 women that weighed over 200 pounds.
2 of those weighed 250 plus.
I have hit 30 women in the last 12 years.


My fiance weighs 185 and is 5'9" with 44DD.


I like big women.

Deal with it!

Quoted: Junior year of college, I couldn't get any locally so I visited the internet for help. (internet was a lot different in 1992)

+1...these kids today have no idea what it was like back then to get online pussy in the early 90s...

dude online pussy in the early 90s was so friggin easy. like scary easy. me and a buddy who lived with me went on a tear one summer in 95 i think it was on AOL. each of us banged a new chick every week for a whole summer. amazing. we were poor college students. unaccomplished, no money, uncertain future and yet we were beating it off with a stick....beautiful.

Quoted: I was shit-faced drunk, but I'm pretty sure she had a blow hole.

That's pretty damn funny, and I bet it's true for half the guy's here!

Quoted: dude online pussy in the early 90s was so friggin easy. like scary easy. me and a buddy who lived with me went on a tear one summer in 95 i think it was on AOL. each of us banged a new chick every week for a whole summer. amazing. we were poor college students. unaccomplished, no money, uncertain future and yet we were beating it off with a stick....beautiful.

Since when did 95 become the early 90s?

eta: The internet changed a lot, in a very short time back then. In 92/93, it was vastly different than '95. In the old days of bbs and freenets it was a lot different finding pie than AOL getting really popular...

.....remember.......dogs like bones........men like meat...........

Ooooh....the hoggin' thread!  Tagged!

Quoted: It's all about being proportional. And attitude. And grooming. I've seen quite a few bigger women who are absolutely stunning.

Modified it for ya....attitude is a LOT.

Me....150#.

uuugh

150 here

the smallest was probably 120ish, the biggest probably 140ish. I myself am not a big man, I am 5'8" 120lbs, so I tend to shy away from getting squished.

You have to do your part for charity boys because fat chicks need luvin' too! Take one for the team!

All I'll say is that I was really really messed up...
DD

About 6' tall 200+ lb female prison guard. Strongest woman I have ever met, I was bruised up on my arms, legs, and back for about a week after that encounter, she was a rough one.

Pick your color =p

Quoted: www.walrus.com/~ddprod/Images/obese.jpg Pick your color =p

Hangin's too good for you  

Anybody can get it up for a model, but it takes a real man to screw a hog!

Quoted: www.walrus.com/~ddprod/Images/obese.jpg Pick your color =p

Sexy.  That is about 2 tons of fun.  I gotta work out to get with something that big.

Max

Quoted: Quoted: If people are honest, this thread is going to get disgusting! This thread can only go downhill. I see no upside to it.

Nothing good can come of this, only evil.

We had an E4, once.  He always used to get totally wasted, when the section went out clubbing, and dance with the fattest chick in the club.     And then the next day he wouldn't remember it, and he would totally deny it.     Until they took the section's new digital camera out and got evidence, that is.

Quoted: when someone has a car delivered to a guy living in a shitty apartment and living off ramen the only explanation is the truth. i copped to the whole gig and im still catching shit for it 10years later.

And we will NEVER let you forget it.  Absolutely hilarious!!

Quoted: We had an E4, once.  He always used to get totally wasted, when the section went out clubbing, and dance with the fattest chick in the club.     And then the next day he wouldn't remember it, and he would totally deny it.     Until they took the section's new digital camera out and got evidence, that is.

And he probably got laid more than the rest of you combined ... LOL

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 5'8" and 140lbs is about perfect. 5'2" and 120lbs is about perfect. You must be about 5'6" then. BTW, the tallest, biggest girl I ever dated was during my second stint in college in the mid-to-late 90s. She was 6'0" and I'm guessing 150-160lbs. Pretty girl, Elizabeth was 19 and I was 26. We hit it off very well but I screwed it up big-time on two different occasions. The first screw-up was insanity on my part (I asked her sister out) and the second screw-up, while a little more sane (noticed another 19 year old girl who seemed to fit the profile of the type of girl I considered to be "ideal" and I asked her out, too. Turns out I had nothing in common with her and a year later we broke up under awful circumstances). The first screw-up was bad and the second one ended any chance I had with Elizabeth. While I am very happily married and know that my wife and I are supposed to be together, I regret what I did while in school. Elizabeth was a very nice, attractive girl and we just plain got along really well.

I'm 6'0"