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Posted: 1/16/2006 3:39:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 3:45:51 AM EDT by sydney7629]
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass.

Now she's the Senator from New York."
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:49:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:50:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:58:20 AM EDT
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer,you will be able to test where you stand, morally.



The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision, one
way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest yet, spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line. This is important for the test to work accurately.



You're in Florida,Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.



You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly, you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the woman looks familiar. suddenly you know who it is. It's Hillary Rodham Clinton! At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever.



You have two options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So, you can save the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo, displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:05:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer,you will be able to test where you stand, morally.



The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision, one
way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest yet, spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line. This is important for the test to work accurately.



You're in Florida,Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.



You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly, you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the woman looks familiar. suddenly you know who it is. It's Hillary Rodham Clinton! At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever.



You have two options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So, you can save the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo, displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?




Color film for me...

That belongs in the photography forum
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:35:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer,you will be able to test where you stand, morally.



The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision, one
way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest yet, spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line. This is important for the test to work accurately.



You're in Florida,Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.



You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly, you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the woman looks familiar. suddenly you know who it is. It's Hillary Rodham Clinton! At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever.



You have two options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So, you can save the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo, displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?




Digital so I could quickly send it to all of y'all
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:45:03 AM EDT
So, if you were walking down the beach, minding your own business, and you saw Hillery drowning, would you take your foot off of her head?

Note to spelling Nazi's: Hillery Hillery Hillery Hillery Hillery
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:52:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:

Note to spelling Nazi's: Hillery Hillery Hillery Hillery Hillery



No it isn't

As much as I hate to post this link, I feel I must correct an error

Hillary Clinton
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:07:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer,you will be able to test where you stand, morally.



The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision, one
way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest yet, spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line. This is important for the test to work accurately.



You're in Florida,Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.



You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly, you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the woman looks familiar. suddenly you know who it is. It's Hillary Rodham Clinton! At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever.



You have two options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So, you can save the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo, displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?


Go digital. That way I can do multiple versions of the picture. I.E. smaller newspapers can print in B&W and USA Today and Time can print in color.

Moral of the story.....Reporters are to report the news, not make it and always have your digi camera ready......
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:10:26 AM EDT
A stockbroker, on his way home from work, in New York City came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,
"Wow, this seems much worse than usual." He notices a police officer
walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window
and
asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade, and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline, and set
herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money, and the
Democrats
told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking
up a
collection for her."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 7:36:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Surf:
A stockbroker, on his way home from work, in New York City came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,
"Wow, this seems much worse than usual." He notices a police officer
walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window
and
asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade, and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline, and set
herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money, and the
Democrats
told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking
up a
collection for her."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."
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