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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:58:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/15/2006 11:59:51 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]
poll
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:04 AM EDT
ibtp

learn to spell before I die
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:06 AM EDT
ibtp
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:59:16 AM EDT
ibtp
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:00:44 PM EDT
Get it over with
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:19 PM EDT
hookers and blow?
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:22 PM EDT
I wannta be blow up by a German tank.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:41 PM EDT
IATP

Get it over with.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:48 PM EDT
I would never have made it trial.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:01:54 PM EDT
errr...wait...that's if you win the lottery. Nevermind!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:36:28 PM EDT
We need a "Find a way to take a few scumbags out with me" Button!!!


Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:41:31 PM EDT
Am I already in prison or not? If I was in prison I'd just get it over with, but if I wasnt in prison or hadnt been tried yet for a crime id be sentenced to death for...I have enough ambition to make the 15 minutes of fame be my last 15 minutes.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:42:21 PM EDT
Find a way to kill a lot more people so I could make it really worth while for the taxpayers.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:45:26 PM EDT
I'd fight as long as possible, because I'd be innocent.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:46:27 PM EDT
I still think the best answer was the one in the other thread:

Target the sex offenders
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:50:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By npd233:
I still think the best answer was the one in the other thread:

Target the sex offenders



Thanks for the support!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:50:15 PM EDT
Assuming I did whatever it was that would warrant such, I'm man enough to take responsibility for my actions. No need to drag it out. Show me where to lie down and I'll start pumping the drugs myself.


Woody
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:55:28 PM EDT
Have my genuis brother tatoo the blueprints of the prison on his body and then commit a crime. He would amazingly get convicted and sent to the exact same prison that was in. He would then establish a pact with a bunch of criminal hoodlums that would assist in breaking me out minutes before my sentence was carried out.

Someone would make a TV show about it.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:02:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Am I already in prison or not? If I was in prison I'd just get it over with, but if I wasnt in prison or hadnt been tried yet for a crime id be sentenced to death for...I have enough ambition to make the 15 minutes of fame be my last 15 minutes.



+1
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:06:37 PM EDT
I would fight it to the bitter end. The state would burn up enormous resources paying my legal fees. Liberal anti death penalty attorneys would get rich off the tax payers. Slimey, self righteous celebrities would take up my cause. Their ugly, angry, screaming faces would pollute every magazine, news paper and televison that can be reached.
My face would adorn t-sirts and bumper stickers. Public school teachers would make elementary school kids write letters to the President about how I should be pardoned.
I would make the prison system howl from my antics and anti establishment behavior. Prison populations all over the country would rise up violently in protest of the injustices perpatrated against me.

Unless I was in Texas, then I'd just kiss my ass goodbye long before anyone could ever know my name.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:08:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jasondcrum:
Have my genuis brother tatoo the blueprints of the prison on his body and then commit a crime. He would amazingly get convicted and sent to the exact same prison that was in. He would then establish a pact with a bunch of criminal hoodlums that would assist in breaking me out minutes before my sentence was carried out.

Someone would make a TV show about it.



Maybe they could even film it at the Joliet Correctional Center - the same prison that Jake Blues was paroled from in the Blues Brothers
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:09:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Assuming I did whatever it was that would warrant such, I'm man enough to take responsibility for my actions. No need to drag it out. Show me where to lie down and I'll start pumping the drugs myself.


Woody




fight4yourrights forgot to mention that it isn't going to be death by lethal injection, it's gonna be death by ass-raping!

Still gonna lie down?
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