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Posted: 1/14/2006 8:57:36 PM EDT
dumbasses were making a huge racket at 10:30 at night, and now the cops show up and find that 8 of the 12 there are underage and drunk and I think I just heard them say something about some weed.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 8:58:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
dumbasses were making a huge racket at 10:30 at night, and now the cops show up and find that 8 of the 12 there are underage and drunk and I think I just heard them say something about some weed.


Stupidity isn't a crime.

Sometimes I feel it should.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 8:58:26 PM EDT
Here we go again..........?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:01:13 PM EDT








Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:02:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:03:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2006 9:04:14 PM EDT by migradog]
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:03:46 PM EDT
I hear miranda rights
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:04:26 PM EDT
pics
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:05:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
pics



cant get away with it, they'd probably beat me senseless with a maglite and arrest me for public intox
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:06:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
dumbasses were making a huge racket at 10:30 at night, and now the cops show up and find that 8 of the 12 there are underage and drunk and I think I just heard them say something about some weed.


Stupidity isn't a crime.

Sometimes I feel it should.



I cracked up when I read that.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:06:28 PM EDT
Kipe the weed eh!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:06:40 PM EDT
Now THAT'S entertainment. All I've got right now is ARFCOM, TV and a pile of DVDs that I've already seen a few times.

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:06:55 PM EDT
Strip naked, cover your self in a thick layer of crisco and run out there and help them out.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:07:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By twonami:
pics



cant get away with it, they'd probably beat me senseless with a maglite and arrest me for public intox


pics of you getting bonked with a mag
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:07:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.




You forgot
DUI checkpoints
Waco
Thin Blue Line
I know my rights/You don't have any rights
You only need to worry about the police if you are a criminal
At Least the officer went home safe that night
Cops are civilians too

Did I forget any?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:12:34 PM EDT
+1 for stripping naked covering in crisco and going to help the cops! Also take an Airsoft Ak with you just in case yuo need to draw down!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.




You forgot
DUI checkpoints
Waco
Thin Blue Line
I know my rights/You don't have any rights
You only need to worry about the police if you are a criminal
At Least the officer went home safe that night
Cops are civilians too

Did I forget any?



Lady in blue commin through!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:13:35 PM EDT
That's what they get for rollerskating down the middle of the street!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:14:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DeadSled:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.




You forgot
DUI checkpoints
Waco
Thin Blue Line
I know my rights/You don't have any rights
You only need to worry about the police if you are a criminal
At Least the officer went home safe that night
Cops are civilians too

Did I forget any?



Lady in blue commin through!



Wanna go shot for shot?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Shoulda seen that comin', never shit a shitter.
Lady in blue comin' through!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:15:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By twonami:
pics



cant get away with it, they'd probably beat me senseless with a maglite and arrest me for public intox



Awww... C'mon!!

Remember:

he she who dares wins
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:16:51 PM EDT
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:17:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By DeadSled:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.




You forgot
DUI checkpoints
Waco
Thin Blue Line
I know my rights/You don't have any rights
You only need to worry about the police if you are a criminal
At Least the officer went home safe that night
Cops are civilians too

Did I forget any?



Lady in blue commin through!



Wanna go shot for shot?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Shoulda seen that comin', never shit a shitter.
Lady in blue comin' through!



Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:19:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By DeadSled:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.




You forgot
DUI checkpoints
Waco
Thin Blue Line
I know my rights/You don't have any rights
You only need to worry about the police if you are a criminal
At Least the officer went home safe that night
Cops are civilians too

Did I forget any?



Lady in blue commin through!



Wanna go shot for shot?
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Shoulda seen that comin', never shit a shitter.
Lady in blue comin' through!



Dang, you guys took all the potential out of this thread. You have to space that stuff out!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:19:45 PM EDT
ha! one of the underaged chicks just admitted to bringing a bottle of vodka, cop calls to his buddy "jim bring another cuff"

its almost sad
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:23:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."




Un-freaking-believable.

People like this deserve each other.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:23:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."




And I can't get a girlfriend if I tried
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:28:08 PM EDT
Way OT... anyway so who let sin bin back in?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:28:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DeadSled:
Way OT... anyway so who let sin bin back in?



Glad he's back.

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:30:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DeadSled:
Way OT... anyway so who let sin bin back in?



Early release for good behavior.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:32:17 PM EDT
seriously, did they just reinstall internet access in your neck of the woods?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:41:06 PM EDT
UPDATE:
totally anti-climactic

the cops took off, and uncuffed they guy they had read rights to and now the kids are talking shit about the cops.


I HATE APARTMENTS
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:41:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
seriously, did they just reinstall internet access in your neck of the woods?



I was running across the country like Forrest Gump.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:42:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
UPDATE:
totally anti-climactic

the cops took off, and uncuffed they guy they had read rights to and now the kids are talking shit about the cops.

I HATE APARTMENTS



Scare tactics don't work I guess.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:43:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2006 9:44:07 PM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
UPDATE:
totally anti-climactic

the cops took off, and uncuffed they guy they had read rights to and now the kids are talking shit about the cops.


I HATE APARTMENTS



You should have gone over there to take pics and stir the shit.

That reminds me - who posted the whole "the old lady down the street has a huge bomb in her house......I'll try to get closer and get pics" thread?

Nothing exciting ever happens here - just my lib neigbors in one direction, and Mrs. Fucking Cravats in the other who is always watching me to see what I am up to.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:47:08 PM EDT
Someone needs to invest in a 20x zoom lense for his camera wahahaa
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:48:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By memyselfandi:
Someone needs to invest in a 20x zoom lense for his camera wahahaa



I've got a 500mm zoom for my pentax SLR but no darkroom, and that glass just plain sucks at night anyway. and I didnt have a clear line of sight to the offending asswipes apartment even though they were less than 20 yards away
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:50:20 PM EDT
one of my neighbors has allshimers. thats entertaining most of the time.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:01:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
dumbasses were making a huge racket at 10:30 at night, and now the cops show up and find that 8 of the 12 there are underage and drunk and I think I just heard them say something about some weed.



You called them heh?

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:07:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."




And I can't get a girlfriend if I tried



Neither can LT and he tries. He's on what, his 4th state now?
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:31:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."




And I can't get a girlfriend if I tried



You could probably tag this one on the rebound quite easily.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:36:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
UPDATE:
totally anti-climactic

the cops took off, and uncuffed they guy they had read rights to and now the kids are talking shit about the cops.


I HATE APARTMENTS




How many many of your neighbors are on Arfcom?
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 7:59:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I almost dialed the city police a couple of days ago. I heard yelling going on outside. I took a look and saw one dude walking away from some broad. She was telling him not to leave. She yanked his collar trying to stop him. It looked like a pretty good choke. He turned around and backhanded her, got in his truck, and started to drive away. She was bawling her eyes out, screaming, "please don't go, baby, please don't go."




Hey Sin_Bin that would make a pretty good Gretchen wilson song:

I almost dialed the police today
I heard yelling going on outside.
I took a look and saw some fool
walking away from his tearful bride.


She was begging him not to leave.

"please don't go, baby, please don't go."
"please don't go, baby, please don't go."
"please don't go, baby, please don't go."

She yanked his collar trying to stop him.
It looked like a pretty good choke.
He turned around and gave her a poke,
got in his truck and drove away.


She was bawling her eyes out, screaming

"please don't go, baby, please don't go."
"please don't go, baby, please don't go."
"please don't go, baby, please don't go."


Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:26:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Strip naked, cover your self in a thick layer of crisco and run out there and help them out.



I have some experiance in this matter. The proper technique is to strip down to your boots and your boxers. Then cover yourself with vasaline/crisco/babyoil and climb out a second stroy window or attic vent. Then run around on the roof screaming about whatever. When the cops show up count how many times they shoot you with the less letahl shotgun before you fall off the roof. Extra points for falling down then jumping right back up, like the Whack-a-mole game, after each bean bag. Bonus points if your mom is standing outside screaming "theyrekillinghimmmmm" in broken english. or if you friends are there and tell the cops "i just barely got here" or "i just barely know him" when questioned about the incident.


At the end of your night enjoy your stay ijn the local mental health ward. be sure to ask for more drugs, after all, you're not paying for them. On moday call the first personal injury lawyer you see advertising during Dr. Phil, and sue for excessive force. Use the settlement to buy a bigger house for your extended family. repeat as needed.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:31:46 AM EDT
life is great living in a tactical apartment complex.

you never go below orange, in your awareness.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 9:49:26 AM EDT
You should have run over there screaming:

"HE GOT WEED!!!! HE GOT WEED!!!!"
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:01:52 AM EDT
I was watching a movie one night with my wife when I glanced out of the crack under the blinds and noticed a State Trooper parked outside my house. So of course I put my pants on () and went outside.

There were at least 10 Staties and some locals up and down the street with a Police Helo circling overhead. They were pulling some people out of the house next door (apparently a hit and run with fatalities).

My wife and I just sat on the porch watching with some drinks in hand. Very entertaining, much better than the movie we were watching.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:50:42 AM EDT
[golf clap]

Originally Posted By migradog:
Damn JBT's
What goes on in a private house isn't their business.
What revenue will they be collecting now.
Save the dogs
You will respect my authority
Marijuana isn't bad for you
Alcohol is worse that marijuana
Draw down!!
Where did the cops come from, Dunkin Donuts?

I think that about covers it.


[/golf clap]

I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 11:02:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
life is great living in a tactical apartment complex.

you never go below orange, in your awareness.




hello, Mr. Jew.

it is good to see you back, Sir.

sometimes you crack me up.

thanks. i need that sometimes.

peace.
billr

i guess i am supposed to indicate that this is off topic, but i am unapologetic, unreconstructed, unashamed, and generally don't give a damn.
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