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Posted: 1/14/2006 2:01:09 PM EDT
Got these from a buddy in Virginia

HH

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POINTS TO PONDER - 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
and he isn't chasing you, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow
with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of
cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 2:04:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Got these from a buddy in Virginia

HH

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POINTS TO PONDER - 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
and he isn't chasing you, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow
with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of
cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration




give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 2:10:38 PM EDT
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

That's the only one I remember from the other 3 times this has been posted.
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