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Posted: 1/13/2006 9:22:13 PM EDT
Its 1 am.

Me, a bored college student, am enjoying a quiet evening at home, organizing ammunition (Boxed Federal XM-193 I got today) when I suddenly realized I was out of ammo to sort and that I had nothing to do. I wondered WWCND (What Would Chuck Norris Do), but there wasn't anyone around to roundhouse kick in the head, so I had to come up with something else.

Inspired by the ARFCOM hivemind I decided to go to Walmart.

My list?

Milk
Cereal
00 Buckshot

Picked up the milk, 2 boxes of cereal, and I cleaned them out of 00 buck.

So, anyone else out buying ammo at all hours of the night?
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:23:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2006 9:24:14 PM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:25:42 PM EDT
My last late night trip to walmart involved me buying:


4 Boxes Winchester White Box (all they had at the time)
1 Value Box of Duramax ultra studed condoms
1 24 pack of mt. dew

got the weirdest look from the girl checking me out....
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:31:21 PM EDT
A_S list is better. If your going to walmart late at night, you better be carrying.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 10:45:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach



Off the subject but that reminded me of something funny.

I had a neighbor from South Africa. Family originally from India. I got him into RC planes. One summer day he crashes his plane into the woods near the field we flew. He asked me to go into the 'bush' with him to look for it. I say yes and drive over there. He gets out of his car wearing a trench coat, ski mask, yellow rubber gloves, knee high rubber boots, and carrying a big machete.

I laughed my ass off and was a little worried. The getto bird flew over all the time.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 10:50:52 PM EDT
That's one of my sons' favorite nocturnal activities - the Wee Hours Wally World Raid.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 10:52:34 PM EDT


Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach



My buddies wife used to manage a sporting goods store ( bats balls, and camping type)
had 2 guys come in right at close one night and buy ski masks and the little T ball type bats
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 11:33:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach




Your reply "I'm celebrating [Private Pile Smile][/Private Pile Smile]"
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 7:22:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach





Don't forget a shovel and bag of quicklime from the Garden Dept.



Then pick the cutest girl cashier and give her this look:
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 7:24:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach




If she asks, just say some party guests got out of hand....
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 7:27:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Armed_Scientist:
My last late night trip to walmart involved me buying:


4 Boxes Winchester White Box (all they had at the time)
1 Value Box of Duramax ultra studed condoms
1 24 pack of mt. dew

got the weirdest look from the girl checking me out....




yep!, box of bullets and a pack of rubbers are the makings of a hot date for Cold Steel.

and depending on what liberal assed state you might live in, you might get a light prison sentence or none at all.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 7:27:58 AM EDT
...and if you wanna be really fancy, drive up in a windowless cargo van...


Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
next time buy buckshot, a ski mask, duct tape, painters drop cloths, and a cleaver. just to see what the cashier says

edit: add rubber gloves and bleach

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