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Posted: 1/13/2006 4:00:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:01:45 PM EDT
Keep your day job.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:03:16 PM EDT
Yep!

Very old joke.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:03:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:09:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2006 4:09:40 PM EDT by ScaryGuy]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
A woman from Vancouver Island, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.


In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"


He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."




Might be old, but I never heard it...



SG
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:16:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 4:59:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 5:02:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScaryGuy:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
A woman from Vancouver Island, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.


In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"


He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."




Might be old, but I never heard it...



SG



+1


Btw, its not "A woman from Vancouver." Every man knows that all jokes start with "A man from Nantucket..."
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