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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:16:02 AM EDT
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strategically hidden raw eggs
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:18:10 AM EDT
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[Dirty Work] Is that some sort of code word? Kill him! [/Dirty Work] |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:18:18 AM EDT
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Come in the last day with a huge feast for everyone. Including Butter Chicken, Nan and some Veggie Korma.
AKA Indian food. |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:23:05 AM EDT
[#4]
nice
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:26:53 AM EDT
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Thats the reason right there. |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:31:54 AM EDT
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Raw shrimp, potatoes in water, a margarine tub with a turd in it, etc...
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:33:28 AM EDT
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<sniff> <sniff><sniff> <sniff><sniff><sniff><sniff><sniff>  what's that smell? I cant quite place it, but its oddly remeniscent of blood in the water for some lawyers. |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:34:48 AM EDT
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Ingredients: Old, nasty, most expired food in your fridge Aluminum foil M80 tape cigarette Preparation: Make container out of aluminum foil (probably 2-3 layers), fill with expired food, tape M80 on the side, poke a hole in the cigarette and slide it over the wick of the M80. PLace it on the windshield, or preferrably inside a rolled down window. Light the cigarette and walk into work 
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:35:16 AM EDT
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I'm assuming he's over age 40.
How about an civil suit claiming discrimination - over 40 years old is a protected class per US Federal law. Look up lawyers specializing in discrimination, sounds like a slam-dunk million dollar case if the company laid him off to outsource his job to India. He should have been retrained or offered another position. |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 12:16:31 PM EDT
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Hes not like me, he is more level headed and not interested in suing. I just want him to go out with a bang and have a chuckle when he thinks about the last day.
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Posted: 1/13/2006 12:33:34 PM EDT
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Paging Goonboss. Report for duty in Tejas
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Posted: 1/13/2006 12:44:31 PM EDT
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Upper decker?
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Posted: 1/13/2006 1:21:58 PM EDT
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not really, upper middle management.
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Posted: 1/13/2006 1:28:41 PM EDT
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Really? I turn 40 in March and have 22 years in with the comapany I work for. |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 1:35:19 PM EDT
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Sorry, my fault. An "upper decker" is where you ... hm, how to put this gently ... effectuate a bowel movement in the tank of a toilet, as opposed to the conventional orifice for said activity. 
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