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Posted: 1/12/2006 9:11:14 AM EDT
Coming back from Home Depot and see a red Eclipse with tinter windows. The license plate really stuck out..

"Hoochie"

Oooookkkkk....I figure I just have to see whos driving it. Pull up beside it and look inside...A little blonde who looks dumb as a rock and high as a kite.
Nice plate babe, seems fitting.......
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:15:28 AM EDT
Only because there wasn't enough room to put "Idiotic, Immature, Attention-Whoring, Spoiled Brat".
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:23:16 AM EDT
I saw a pair of skanks in skin-tight jeans with gold teeth and those $100 piles of plastic hair on top of their heads in the courthouse yesterday. One wore a T-shirt that said "Out of Your League." I had two thoughts: (1) "Most assuredly;" (2) "If I were a true Christian, I would advise them to get some mirrors for their houses."
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:56:27 AM EDT
My dad and I ended up at a stoplight one day behind a lady with a "Sexy bitch" sticker on the back of her car. We both remarked "I hope that's not her car", since the driver appeared to weigh ~400lbs.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:57:27 AM EDT
We had an agent at our company a few years back, she showed up with a new Jag and her plate?

3SUMNOW
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:58:03 AM EDT
Did you "Range Report" her?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:58:11 AM EDT
wow, someone hasn't been laid in years? dude, your angry.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:59:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 9:59:57 AM EDT by Bob243]

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I saw a pair of skanks in skin-tight jeans with gold teeth and those $100 piles of plastic hair on top of their heads in the courthouse yesterday. One wore a T-shirt that said "Out of Your League." I had two thoughts: (1) "Most assuredly;" (2) "If I were a true Christian, I would advise them to get some mirrors for their houses."



pretty close, my thoughs are usually "Not even on my worst day"
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:01:55 AM EDT
Saw one here in NoVA that said:

SXKTTN

She was cute, and had no ring on her finger that I could see.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:03:22 AM EDT
I recently saw a profile of someone on facebook with the occupation "Work hoochie".

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:04:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
We had an agent at our company a few years back, she showed up with a new Jag and her plate?

3SUMNOW



Did you ask what the signing bonus for signing with her was?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:05:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
wow, someone hasn't been laid in years? dude, your you're angry.



I bet she has a tattoo in the small of her back!

How Original and SEXY!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:05:33 AM EDT
Give me a break... A world without sluts is not a world that I'd wanna live in!!!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:06:11 AM EDT
I am waiting on this one:

"Bukkake Babe"



It will happen one day, mark my words.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:08:10 AM EDT
Hey, if your looking for a few hours of boom boom with a hottie...those are the best kind! Personally I love to look at the little hooties in skin tight low rise jeans and belly shirts...but thats just me...

Its like the other night, the local news had a blurb about Mr. Blackwells worst dressed list. Brittany Spears was on top, as were a few other hotties that dress like little sluts....all I could think of is....gee, there is a good source, I have to listen to some old fag that likes the cock sauce complain about hotties who dress sexy. Dude, go chase some man meat, and leave the near naked hotties alone!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:09:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Hey, if your looking for a few hours of boom boom with a hottie...those are the best kind! Personally I love to look at the little hooties in skin tight low rise jeans and belly shirts...but thats just me...

Its like the other night, the local news had a blurb about Mr. Blackwells worst dressed list. Brittany Spears was on top, as were a few other hotties that dress like little sluts....all I could think of is....gee, there is a good source, I have to listen to some old fag that likes the cock sauce complain about hotties who dress sexy. Dude, go chase some man meat, and leave the near naked hotties alone!



Dude, I love the little hotties as much as the next guy.
But getting "Hoochie" on your license plate??
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:12:45 AM EDT
I am a little surprised the DMV allowed that.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:13:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:15:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
No worse than the girl who had the word "HARDER" in ink across the small of her back



Now that'd be some motivation to give'r the ole in out with authority.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:18:25 AM EDT
Coming back from a hunting trip in NC just after Thanksgiving, the pickup in front of me had the plate "Coochie." What made it so funny is that it was a fat old man in a beat up old early 90's Chevy S-10.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:18:32 AM EDT
"HOTTIE" on the butt of a pair of shorts or sweats.

Worse: "HOTTIE" on the butt of a pair of shorts or sweats worn by an underage girl...
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:18:33 AM EDT
I shit you not, I have a tenant with this plate on her Gand AM:

CPTV8NG

Like "captivating." I originally thought it meant "Captain V8 Ing" and chided her for that when she has a six banger. She explained to me it means "captivating."

No kidding, guys, she is at LEAST 350 and loves to dress "sexy."

Man, I know Rangers that couldn't navigate their way out of the blubber.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:18:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:22:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 10:22:57 AM EDT by jmzd4]

Originally Posted By petagunner:
No worse than the girl who had the word "HARDER" in ink across the small of her back





ink accross the back is a big
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:22:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By petagunner:
No worse than the girl who had the word "HARDER" in ink across the small of her back



Now that'd be some motivation to give'r the ole in out with authority.



Yeah, just like the 87 guys before you



Hey, that just means she has alot of experience and knows what shes doing right?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:23:08 AM EDT
I knew an ol' party girl that had 'QUALUDE' on her plate.

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:29:40 AM EDT
Sluts are a necessary evil.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:30:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Coop_K:
Sluts are a necessary evil.



Whys that?

Easy to seperate from the decent girls?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:30:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Coop_K:
Sluts are a necessary enjoyable evil.



Fixed that for you.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:34:03 AM EDT
Bumper sticker from a few year back

SNMGIRL. She told her folks that it meant Cinamon Girl.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:41:16 AM EDT
Back a few years ago, when everyone had "Mean People Suck" bumper stickers, I saw this cute girl with a bumper sticker that said, "Nice People Swallow".
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:03:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:30:42 AM EDT
In Reno, NV one day I was leaving a store and saw a girl getting out of a car in the parking lot, the plate read KITKAT and the plate holder said "KIT KAT Ranch" "Carson City, NV"


FWIW it is a brothel in Mound House, NV just east of Carson City about 8 miles on Hwy 50


BTW she wasn't that cute.....
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:34:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By osprey21:
I knew an ol' party girl that had 'QUALUDE' on her plate.




Good ole Disco Biscuits. Haven't heard about those in a long time. They don't sell those in the US anymore do they?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:44:02 AM EDT
I saw a girl wearing a shirt that had HOTTIE written in the front of it.........I walked up to her and told her that her shirt was false advertisement......she wasnt too happy after that.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:51:01 AM EDT
I was riding along to get some teeth pulled and I saw a plate that said IGO2COC

I started laughing hysterically... but the other occupant of the car assured me there was a school with the abbreviation COC and that it couldn't really mean cock. BTW it was a dude driving the car.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:05:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By osprey21:
I knew an ol' party girl that had 'QUALUDE' on her plate.




Good ole Disco Biscuits. Haven't heard about those in a long time. They don't sell those in the US anymore do they?



Hard as hell to find, 'round these parts.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:12:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 12:14:11 PM EDT by NUcadet07]
Saw this on our way home from school just at the CT-RI border. Thankg od for me having shotty and a camera.

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:12:16 PM EDT
I've only seen her on the road once, but there is an attractive 30-something (my guess) gal here with a red Mustang convertible with the Alabama license plate " M I L F "... it struck me so funny I posted about it here after I saw it.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:16:18 PM EDT
Don't forget about the alternative lifestyle ones.

I saw one in SoFLA that said GWM4GBM and some gays guys down the street had
A&D D&A / D&A A&D on their two cars. "Longtime companions", huh?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:37:01 PM EDT
Free advertising!!! Yeah, I would be embarassed to drive that around, obviously she's open for business.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:46:34 PM EDT
hahah here's a great one from several years ago.

this girl in highschool, kinda annoying but had a pretty nice rack drove this little charcoal gray neon. she had fuzzy handcuffs hanging from the rearview mirror, and the license plate read 'jizzy'.

lol, don't think i'll ever forget that one.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:48:35 PM EDT
bet she had a wonderful father.......


-HS
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:53:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NUcadet07:
Saw this on our way home from school just at the CT-RI border. Thankg od for me having shotty and a camera.

img61.imageshack.us/img61/2097/cooter0mw.jpg




Hah.. neighbor has "cooter" stenciled on the front of his car.. i will try and get pics of that gem
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:57:53 PM EDT
A few years ago I was driving along and spotted a sleazy looking Hispanic woman walking with her back towards me. She was about 40ish, and at least 50lbs over weight. She was wearing low cut jeans that looked like they were painted on and a halter top.

Rolls of fat were hanging down the sides of her jeans and back of her arms, but that wasn't the disturbing part: in 2" high letters tattooed on the small of her back was the word "BOOTYLICIOUS".
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:05:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:13:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
I've only seen her on the road once, but there is an attractive 30-something (my guess) gal here with a red Mustang convertible with the Alabama license plate " M I L F "... it struck me so funny I posted about it here after I saw it.



Funny you mention it but I have actually serviced her...car... I work at an Oil Change and she came in one day a couple months back (she has a Lexus now) I think she goes to Auburn. Anyway I say a balding middle age guy the other day with a plate that said "CRDLRBR"
in a silver Sebring convertible.
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