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Posted: 1/11/2006 6:41:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 7:14:21 PM EDT by LonePathfinder]
poll inbound

Who here would be "king" if we all still practiced first born male getting everything...

Damn I that would be cool. I will already get my parents shit (only male), but my father (1 of 8), grandfather (1 of 6) and great grandfather were all first born males of their families.



Damn grammar nazi's. You and your damned spell check points getting my while posting under the influence. I refuse your FST!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:42:41 PM EDT
ibtp
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:43:07 PM EDT
Do I get to pee on everything?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:43:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 6:45:01 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
THRONE



Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:44:52 PM EDT
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Only child.
Male.

I'm a spoiled brat and you better like it!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:45:33 PM EDT
Thrown LOL!!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:46:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 6:46:44 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

If you have a hair on your porcelain throne, does that count for anything?

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:55:49 PM EDT
let's try this some more...

inbound - one word

Were you homeschooled?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:59:57 PM EDT
Oldest male, and oldest kid in the family
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:07:13 PM EDT
I am a third generation First Born Male.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:08:55 PM EDT
First born gets all the good toys! i do so love being me!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:09:55 PM EDT
I'm a 5th generation 1st born male.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:12:40 PM EDT
Not only am I the only male in my family, but I am the only person capable of carrying on the family name since there are no males from ANY of the other families. Booyah.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:13:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 7:17:47 PM EDT by LonePathfinder]

Originally Posted By DukeSnookems:
let's try this some more...

inbound - one word

Were you homeschooled?



Where is the word inbound in any post so far in this thread?

Edit never mind.

I guess that is the signal for another drink!(I must be in rare form tonight)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:50:47 PM EDT
I am third generation first born male.
My younger brother and I are the only two left to carry on the name.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:55:40 PM EDT
Yes, I'm first born...and I'm also in charge of the will Mom is in for a rude surprise
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:00:47 PM EDT
First born.



Still treated like 5th fiddle by Dad's parents though.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:00:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 8:01:18 PM EDT by raven]

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
Who here would be "king" if we all still practiced first born male getting everything...



The word for that is "primogenture".
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:01:50 PM EDT
I would give it all up to have my little brother back
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:20:50 PM EDT
Since I am the oldest twin, every time I bring the subject up, all I get is rampant hilarity.

Ahh for the good old days.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:24:00 PM EDT
first born here....if only there was a throne....
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:25:16 PM EDT
First born here.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:26:42 PM EDT

Not only am I the only male in my family, but I am the only person capable of carrying on the family name since there are no males from ANY of the other families.

Same here. That's why even after having twin girls I still tried once more for a boy and luckily got one.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:27:25 PM EDT
Yep!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:28:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Do I get to pee on everything?

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:32:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 8:33:56 PM EDT by AJE]
I'm first born male(1/2), my father is first born male (1/3), and my grandfather is first born male(1/7). I have no idea beyond that, but I never thought of it before. Pretty damn cool!

NOW BOW!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:34:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:34:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 8:35:15 PM EDT by tripledouble]

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
Who here would be "king" if we all still practiced first born male getting everything...



The word for that is "primogenture".


Not to be a spelling Gestapo, but it's spelled primogeniture.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:29:06 PM EDT
First born. So is my father. So is my mother, and so are all 4 of my grandparents. anyone noticing a trend?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:54:58 AM EDT
I actually told my genetic donor to take his millions and shove them so far up his ass he could cough out twenties .
Life is far more important than a pile of cash and I will be damned if he can buy my affection as he always tried to do when I was a kid .
As the ONLY male left with my last name in the family ,I drew a line in the sand and told him straight up if he ever fucked with me or my life choices again I am changing my name so it can die alone just like him .
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 2:02:12 AM EDT
I am the second born male of a second born male. Since my father would not have received any inheritance, he probably would not have much to pass on.

However, if by some chance event he had accumulated wealth; my older brother had better keep looking over his shoulder.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 2:27:34 AM EDT
if you want to be treated like a queen, then learn to bow to the king. because the king bows to no one.


yes I am the 1st born and only child.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:28:27 AM EDT
The firstborn, the only child, the only grandchild, the last of my line. I get it all!!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:32:45 AM EDT
2nd born male. I could care less if all my parents assets and money went to all older brother. I plan on making my own money.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:35:08 AM EDT
Firstborn. Heir to my dad's debt, no doubt

Poll's kind of silly though, you only invited us!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:35:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:42:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
First born. So is my father. So is my mother, and so are all 4 of my grandparents. anyone noticing a trend?



lol, we have a lot of first borners in my family too.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:58:52 AM EDT
Don't really know. Adopted in 68, few weeks old. Have a little girl now, she may be Queen.

At least I wasn't coathangered by a hippy.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:01:58 AM EDT
First born to the first born. Gimme gimme.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:09:54 AM EDT
Then I'd have to kill my brother. That wouldn't be cool.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 7:42:17 AM EDT
Me- 1st born
Dad - 1st born male
Granddad - 1st born male
Great Gradndad - 1st born male
Great Great Grandad - 1st born male
Don't know any farther back.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 7:51:58 AM EDT
My older brother is dead leaving me as heir. I was the last of the line until we had Crown Prince BayEagle in 02'.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 7:56:14 AM EDT
I'm the oldest of two sons (26 & 24).
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 7:59:51 AM EDT
No.

But I took out my older half-brother early on.

So bow anyway, bitch.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 8:42:46 AM EDT
1st born of 1st born.

Hail to the king, baby!
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 8:44:46 AM EDT
I'm the first born son of a 6th generation runt of the family.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 8:51:12 AM EDT
My Dad has five brothers and I'm the only boy in my generation. And I hate children, so the family name dies with me.
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:05:08 AM EDT
First born son of an only son of an only son. And I have an only son.

My old man was such a prick I'm thinking of changing my last name...
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:18:24 AM EDT


First-born son and grandson, as was my Dad before me and as my son now is...

My name is Ozymandias HardShell , king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:19:06 AM EDT

First first born that I know of.
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