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Posted: 1/11/2006 2:57:17 PM EDT
My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:01:04 PM EDT
[#1]
mini cooper, VW beetle
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:01:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Scion XB

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:02:41 PM EDT
[#3]
MIATA
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:02:55 PM EDT
[#4]
miata
Z3
Boxter

all chick cars
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:08 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
MIATA



+1
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Hummer H2, no question.



( and so it begins.....  )
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Ford Excursion...little guys or guys with small dicks buy them, or women with penis envy...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Any car that is not a truck! (which would be all of them)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:04:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Honda Element - ghey
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:05:41 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.



HEATHEN!!!

Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars.  The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...

I vote anything Subaru.  The car of choice of homosexuals according to a survey I saw...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:00 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:46 PM EDT
[#12]
I only know of one car that has a flower vase in the dash. VW beetle.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:09:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:10 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

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My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.



HEATHEN!!!

Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars.  The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...



What, the clown car wheels on the festiva make it cool?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:24 PM EDT
[#16]
MINI-VAN.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:11:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Geo Metro.  For God sakes they only put 3 cylinders in them
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:13:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh hell, my wife and I own two of the cars listed.........

At least I have a truck, too..............

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:14:40 PM EDT
[#20]
I like Linclon Towncars.  Its the only car I find comfortable to be in.  I'm 6'3" and even CV and Mercury's seem a bit smaller on the inside to be uncomfortable.  Many pick up truck models as well.  PITA.

Fucking short people designing asian cars!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:14:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago.  I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit:  I just looked it up.  It was called the FESTIVA.  Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar.  Remember that car from the early '80's?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:16:02 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Hummer H2, no question.



( and so it begins.....  )



Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:17:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Geo Metro
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:19:07 PM EDT
[#24]
Volkswagon Cabriolet
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:19:19 PM EDT
[#25]

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



True. It's a great car up for some seriously spirited driving, and then there are the aftermarket mods which make it scream.

Monster Motorsports
2312 Vineyard Avenue
Escondido, CA 92029
619-738-7592
FAX: 760-738-7593


(No URL that I know of.)


My vote goes to the VW Beetle, Scion, or Jeep Liberty.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:24:04 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago.  I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit:  I just looked it up.  It was called the FESTIVA.  Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar.  Remember that car from the early '80's?



I owned a Le Car...if you think that was "gay", you must have never seen a Renault Dauhpine...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:25:03 PM EDT
[#27]
SMART car
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:32:45 PM EDT
[#28]
VW Beetle, VW cabriolet, Dodge Neon, Toyota Rav-4, Ford contour/Mercury mystique, Pontiac sunfire, Ford Probe, Jeep liberty
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:33:13 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
miata
Z3
Boxter

all chick cars



If driven in a chickly manner, putting makeup on and posing, perhaps.  I beg to differ on some of these, however, since I think they channel my father's old 1952 MG pretty well.  They don't have the same oil leakage and psychotic British electrical system, but that gets old anyway.

Miata's a little underpowered, but has nice balance if you're into spirited driving.  There's a very active and highly competitive Miata race series.
Z3 in M form is seriously quick.  Base Z3 in baby blue with a slushbox?  Girly to the nth degree.
Base Boxster is a nice handling car, but unfortunately got adopted by the chick/wannabe Hollywood set.
Ever driven a Boxster S?  Very fun car to drive.  It was tough to choose between that and my S2000, but I didn't feel like (and couldn't afford) paying for the Porsche badge.  
Think an S2000 is a chick car?  9000 rpm redline, handles like a go-kart, and easily the most fun I've had on the road since selling the motorcycle.

Mandatory disclosure: My S was apparently a chick car in its past life, since there were a Tony Robbins CD and a woman's hair clip in the glove box. Fear not, I've rescued it from a life of shame.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:34:30 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Yeah, but all those cars still look like they should be driven by people with penises.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:38:44 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars.  The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...




Isn't that sort of like saying "Blowing a circumsized leper for $2 while your grandfather watches is completely different from blowing an uncircumsized leper for $2 while your grandfather watches"?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:42:13 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

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Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago.  I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit:  I just looked it up.  It was called the FESTIVA.  Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar.  Remember that car from the early '80's?



I owned a Le Car...if you think that was "gay", you must have never seen a Renault Dauhpine...



How about the Ford Pinto?  That was a pretty "gay" car too!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:43:10 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
VW Beetle, VW cabriolet, Dodge Neon, Toyota Rav-4, Ford contour/Mercury mystique, Pontiac sunfire, Ford Probe, Jeep liberty

+1
also spAztek, any faux Hummer, any SUV with whitewalls.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:43:56 PM EDT
[#34]
been a while since it sold, but I vote Yugo.............essentially a skateboard with an engine
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:49:31 PM EDT
[#35]

    Mini Cooper as mentioned before.........................

    I have only seen women and metrosexuals drive these tiny little clown cars.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:50:39 PM EDT
[#36]
The H3 is without a doubt the stupidest design in history. Heres an idea, tell me what you think: We take the hame of a very well-made vehicle designed for military application, round out the edges, make the inside like a Lexus, pretty much take out everything that made it the original Hummvee, and shrink it down to the size of a Jeep Wrangler?

Oh wait, that IS the jeep wrangler, except for one thing... THE JEEP CAN STILL DO SOMETHING BESIDES TRUCK 7 YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYERS AROUND.

God damn it, I hate the H3. Rant mode fucking off.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:52:55 PM EDT
[#37]

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Yeah, but all those cars still look like they should be driven by people with penises.



Emma Peel drove a Lotus Elan...her replacement drove an AC 428...

The Miata looks like a newer version of the Elan...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:53:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Anything French.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:53:46 PM EDT
[#39]
My sister drove a Festiva in college.  After that my dad.

I think VW Beetles(the new ones) are chick cars.  (No offense to the wiminz here)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:54:05 PM EDT
[#40]
The often overlooked: Honda Civic Del Sol

Followed closely by the Mazda Miata and Mitstooshitty shEclipse.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:54:35 PM EDT
[#41]

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The H3 is without a doubt the stupidest design in history. Heres an idea, tell me what you think: We take the hame of a very well-made vehicle designed for military application, round out the edges, make the inside like a Lexus, pretty much take out everything that made it the original Hummvee, and shrink it down to the size of a Jeep Wrangler?

Oh wait, that IS the jeep wrangler, except for one thing... THE JEEP CAN STILL DO SOMETHING BESIDES TRUCK 7 YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYERS AROUND.

God damn it, I hate the H3. Rant mode fucking off.



The H4 will be Wrangler sized...the H3 is a lot bigger...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:55:22 PM EDT
[#42]
A man that owns a Pontiac Aztek has his weiner poking out his butthole.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:55:51 PM EDT
[#43]
As far as the Eclipse goes:

I was listening to the morning show on the local "mix" radio station one day and they were discussing the number one car that strippers drive.  No joke.

The Eclipse was number one on the list.

(Again no offense to the ladies here. )
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:57:23 PM EDT
[#44]

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Those would be the ghey car of the previous 30 years
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:02:36 PM EDT
[#45]
The new Ford Thunderbird, damn that was a bitch car if I ever saw one.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:03:18 PM EDT
[#46]
Scion, Cavalier, Miata, Cougar, Eclipse, Celica, Beetle, Cooper.....The list goes on and on and on.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:03:47 PM EDT
[#47]

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MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Those would be the ghey car of the previous 30 years



Yep.  The VW Beetle was designed to be a chick car.  The Miata might as well have a pink triangle sticker and rainbow license plate holder installed at the factory.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:06:33 PM EDT
[#48]
PT Cruiser -- a Neon-based 4cyl minivan
Prowler -- underpowered and can't corner for shit? Why all the flair?
Scion xB -- lunchbox

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:11:07 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:12:47 PM EDT
[#50]
I think the H2 and H3 are pretty much the most feminine/non-hetero vehicles ever built.  What a couple of posermobiles.  No self-respecting outdoors person would be caught dead in one.  Only ignorant housewives and rapper wannabes need apply.
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