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Posted: 1/11/2006 2:57:17 PM EDT
My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:01:04 PM EDT
mini cooper, VW beetle
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:01:50 PM EDT
Scion XB

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:02:41 PM EDT
MIATA
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:02:55 PM EDT
miata
Z3
Boxter

all chick cars
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:10 PM EDT
Hummer H2, no question.



( and so it begins..... )
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:16 PM EDT
Ford Excursion...little guys or guys with small dicks buy them, or women with penis envy...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:03:36 PM EDT
Any car that is not a truck! (which would be all of them)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:04:48 PM EDT
Honda Element - ghey
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:05:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.



HEATHEN!!!

Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars. The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...

I vote anything Subaru. The car of choice of homosexuals according to a survey I saw...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:46 PM EDT
I only know of one car that has a flower vase in the dash. VW beetle.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:08:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:09:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Scion XB

media.automotive.com/evox/stilllib/scion/xb/2005/5ha/47.jpg



+100
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By the_great_snag:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
My vote would have to go to the ford aspire / festiva platform.



HEATHEN!!!

Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars. The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...



What, the clown car wheels on the festiva make it cool?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:24 PM EDT
MINI-VAN.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:10:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:11:05 PM EDT
Geo Metro. For God sakes they only put 3 cylinders in them
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:13:25 PM EDT
Oh hell, my wife and I own two of the cars listed.........

At least I have a truck, too..............

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:14:40 PM EDT
I like Linclon Towncars. Its the only car I find comfortable to be in. I'm 6'3" and even CV and Mercury's seem a bit smaller on the inside to be uncomfortable. Many pick up truck models as well. PITA.

Fucking short people designing asian cars!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:14:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 3:17:14 PM EDT by lu380]
Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago. I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit: I just looked it up. It was called the FESTIVA. Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar. Remember that car from the early '80's?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:16:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:
Hummer H2, no question.



( and so it begins..... )



Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:17:50 PM EDT
Geo Metro
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:19:07 PM EDT
Volkswagon Cabriolet
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:19:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



True. It's a great car up for some seriously spirited driving, and then there are the aftermarket mods which make it scream.

Monster Motorsports
2312 Vineyard Avenue
Escondido, CA 92029
619-738-7592
FAX: 760-738-7593


(No URL that I know of.)


My vote goes to the VW Beetle, Scion, or Jeep Liberty.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:24:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lu380:
Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago. I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit: I just looked it up. It was called the FESTIVA. Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar. Remember that car from the early '80's?



I owned a Le Car...if you think that was "gay", you must have never seen a Renault Dauhpine...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:25:03 PM EDT
SMART car
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:32:45 PM EDT
VW Beetle, VW cabriolet, Dodge Neon, Toyota Rav-4, Ford contour/Mercury mystique, Pontiac sunfire, Ford Probe, Jeep liberty
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:33:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 52brandon:
miata
Z3
Boxter

all chick cars



If driven in a chickly manner, putting makeup on and posing, perhaps. I beg to differ on some of these, however, since I think they channel my father's old 1952 MG pretty well. They don't have the same oil leakage and psychotic British electrical system, but that gets old anyway.

Miata's a little underpowered, but has nice balance if you're into spirited driving. There's a very active and highly competitive Miata race series.
Z3 in M form is seriously quick. Base Z3 in baby blue with a slushbox? Girly to the nth degree.
Base Boxster is a nice handling car, but unfortunately got adopted by the chick/wannabe Hollywood set.
Ever driven a Boxster S? Very fun car to drive. It was tough to choose between that and my S2000, but I didn't feel like (and couldn't afford) paying for the Porsche badge.
Think an S2000 is a chick car? 9000 rpm redline, handles like a go-kart, and easily the most fun I've had on the road since selling the motorcycle.

Mandatory disclosure: My S was apparently a chick car in its past life, since there were a Tony Robbins CD and a woman's hair clip in the glove box. Fear not, I've rescued it from a life of shame.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:34:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Yeah, but all those cars still look like they should be driven by people with penises.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:38:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
Besides the Aspire and Festiva were completely different cars. The Festiva was much much cooler than the Aspire...




Isn't that sort of like saying "Blowing a circumsized leper for $2 while your grandfather watches is completely different from blowing an uncircumsized leper for $2 while your grandfather watches"?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:42:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By lu380:
Ford made a clown car about 10 years ago. I forget what it was called, but it was manufactured in Korea by Kia.


Edit: I just looked it up. It was called the FESTIVA. Trust me, it's even gayer than the Geo Metro.

I'd say the gayest car EVER made was the LeCar. Remember that car from the early '80's?



I owned a Le Car...if you think that was "gay", you must have never seen a Renault Dauhpine...



How about the Ford Pinto? That was a pretty "gay" car too!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:43:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 9mm4me:
VW Beetle, VW cabriolet, Dodge Neon, Toyota Rav-4, Ford contour/Mercury mystique, Pontiac sunfire, Ford Probe, Jeep liberty

+1
also spAztek, any faux Hummer, any SUV with whitewalls.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:43:56 PM EDT
been a while since it sold, but I vote Yugo.............essentially a skateboard with an engine
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:49:31 PM EDT

Mini Cooper as mentioned before.........................

I have only seen women and metrosexuals drive these tiny little clown cars.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:50:39 PM EDT
The H3 is without a doubt the stupidest design in history. Heres an idea, tell me what you think: We take the hame of a very well-made vehicle designed for military application, round out the edges, make the inside like a Lexus, pretty much take out everything that made it the original Hummvee, and shrink it down to the size of a Jeep Wrangler?

Oh wait, that IS the jeep wrangler, except for one thing... THE JEEP CAN STILL DO SOMETHING BESIDES TRUCK 7 YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYERS AROUND.

God damn it, I hate the H3. Rant mode fucking off.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:52:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Yeah, but all those cars still look like they should be driven by people with penises.



Emma Peel drove a Lotus Elan...her replacement drove an AC 428...

The Miata looks like a newer version of the Elan...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:53:18 PM EDT
Anything French.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:53:46 PM EDT
My sister drove a Festiva in college. After that my dad.

I think VW Beetles(the new ones) are chick cars. (No offense to the wiminz here)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:54:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 3:54:26 PM EDT by MlTCHELL]
The often overlooked: Honda Civic Del Sol

Followed closely by the Mazda Miata and Mitstooshitty shEclipse.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:54:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bad_Aim:
The H3 is without a doubt the stupidest design in history. Heres an idea, tell me what you think: We take the hame of a very well-made vehicle designed for military application, round out the edges, make the inside like a Lexus, pretty much take out everything that made it the original Hummvee, and shrink it down to the size of a Jeep Wrangler?

Oh wait, that IS the jeep wrangler, except for one thing... THE JEEP CAN STILL DO SOMETHING BESIDES TRUCK 7 YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYERS AROUND.

God damn it, I hate the H3. Rant mode fucking off.



The H4 will be Wrangler sized...the H3 is a lot bigger...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:55:22 PM EDT
A man that owns a Pontiac Aztek has his weiner poking out his butthole.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:55:51 PM EDT
As far as the Eclipse goes:

I was listening to the morning show on the local "mix" radio station one day and they were discussing the number one car that strippers drive. No joke.

The Eclipse was number one on the list.

(Again no offense to the ladies here. )
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 3:57:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Those would be the ghey car of the previous 30 years
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:02:36 PM EDT
The new Ford Thunderbird, damn that was a bitch car if I ever saw one.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:03:18 PM EDT
Scion, Cavalier, Miata, Cougar, Eclipse, Celica, Beetle, Cooper.....The list goes on and on and on.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:03:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inatree:

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By zoe17:
MIATA



+1



What lack of taste so many have...a modern day interpretation of the Lotus Elan, MG MGB, and Triumph TR6 that doesn't leak...



Those would be the ghey car of the previous 30 years



Yep. The VW Beetle was designed to be a chick car. The Miata might as well have a pink triangle sticker and rainbow license plate holder installed at the factory.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:06:33 PM EDT
PT Cruiser -- a Neon-based 4cyl minivan
Prowler -- underpowered and can't corner for shit? Why all the flair?
Scion xB -- lunchbox

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:11:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sleepercaprice1:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Scion XB

media.automotive.com/evox/stilllib/scion/xb/2005/5ha/47.jpg



+100



+1000
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:12:47 PM EDT
I think the H2 and H3 are pretty much the most feminine/non-hetero vehicles ever built. What a couple of posermobiles. No self-respecting outdoors person would be caught dead in one. Only ignorant housewives and rapper wannabes need apply.
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