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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:13:50 PM EDT
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While I was in Grad School in the 90's I lost my Fiancee because I couldn't spend much time with her..After School I got a decent job so I bought a Diamond Black Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo (my dream car at the time) and settled in to enjoy the single life. I ran into my ex one day with her new boyfriend. He was driving a Festiva with a rusted hole on the floorboard...Lets just say sex with the ex was pretty good.  Of course, they were both broke and he refused to get a job kinda helped pushed the situation in my favor as well.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:18:05 PM EDT
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Pontiac Grand Am. I'll always feel that way about them. I remember one chick who had one, she kept a pair of fur-lined handcuffs hanging from the rear-view mirror. I simply cannot get that image out of my head whenever I see a Grand Am being driven by a woman.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:19:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:20:29 PM EDT
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I had to get rushed to the hospital in one of those once...so in a way I like the grand am. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:21:43 PM EDT
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They're very safe in the event you lose control and roll one. My 99 GT saved two lives. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:22:44 PM EDT
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Anything with less than 8 cylinders is immediately suspect. The Prius ranks high on the list.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:23:56 PM EDT
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Prius
Del Sol VW Beetle Aztek Just to name a few.... |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:23:59 PM EDT
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Current VW Beetle. Miata is now getting a bit more manly in the latest version.
Any MPV. NTM |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:24:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:25:47 PM EDT
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i saw one of those today with the license plate of "XB 1" driving it were people the age of my grandparents. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:25:59 PM EDT
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Mini Cooper, Mazda Miata, PT Cruiser, VW Beetle
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:26:03 PM EDT
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You're all wrong. It's the Saturn SL series. 100hp 4 banger. Made of plastic. Driven by girls. Headlight/daytime lamp set up looks cross-eyed in your rear-view mirror.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:26:39 PM EDT
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That damn PT crusier!
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:28:13 PM EDT
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Element is more hippyish. New Beetle says chick more than anyother |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:30:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:32:09 PM EDT
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Do you mean minivan? My mom had a '88 Chevy Astro-now that thing was a manly van. Fast forward-a few years ago she had a '94 Ford Aerostar-not as manly. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:34:25 PM EDT
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Any mini van tends to castrate nicely too.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:35:42 PM EDT
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To me Saturn speaks "white trash" 
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:37:43 PM EDT
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The only correct answer. BTW, its not a vase, its a tampon holder. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:38:18 PM EDT
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To me Saturn speaks overpriced crapboxes.
My dad almost bought a Saturn VUE a couple years ago for my mom. He didn't. The VUE seemed really puny...even it's horn sounded wimpy, almost ghey. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:39:37 PM EDT
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Not until a man who knows you see you driving it. That's why you usually see them on side streets, being driven by furtive strangers wearing fedoras and sunglasses. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:39:47 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:41:15 PM EDT
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Correct, but sometimes it's merely aspirational. Lots of middle-class girls who are fucking unemployed oil-changers in hopes of shitting out welfare babies in single-wides drive Saturns, even before they become actual white trash. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:42:06 PM EDT
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Pontiac Asstek.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:43:35 PM EDT
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Close, but all wrong...
Suzuki X-90   |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:44:47 PM EDT
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Any man that drives a VW Beetle is gay. End of story.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:49:06 PM EDT
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Prius - Especially if it has Kerry for President stickers.
 Citroen DS   The most butt-ugly car ever designed. It's "le ghey".  |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:49:29 PM EDT
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Wow... that's terrible, but I've never even seen one of those things! It must be a left coast thing. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:53:34 PM EDT
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And there you have it. I'm happy we agree.  [but I'll still chuckle when I do the calculations and get 39mpg in my SL1] |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:54:48 PM EDT
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The Element, the xB, yeah, they suck, but they're not that Girly. Why do I say that? Because you're being unfair. The Honda Element and Scion xB aren't driven solely by girls, they're driven solely by assholes. Yes, ASSHOLES. Why are they assholes? It's an assault on my eyes. An unprovoked assault on my eyes. Much like a fat woman with her thong showing. The Scion xB or Honda Element is much to the effect of mooning me... but at least when you're mooned, it's typically funny. I cringe in pain, the agony of looking at something that awful makes me want to vomit. These people are assholes. At least there's some humor in a whale's thong. |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:55:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:55:50 PM EDT
[#32]
My mom almost bought one of those too...someone needs to tell my parents to stop thinking of buying ugly vehicles.
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Posted: 1/11/2006 5:59:16 PM EDT
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If you have a friend who drives a Honda Element, you are obliged to refer to the vehicle as an "Anal Mint." When corrected, you must say "Yes. Quite. Anal Mint."
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Posted: 1/11/2006 6:05:52 PM EDT
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Hell... I'd drive that in a heart beat. I'll bet it attracts a lot of hot female types.  |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 6:41:20 PM EDT
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VW Jetta
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Posted: 1/11/2006 7:22:49 PM EDT
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OK ok you win |
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Posted: 1/11/2006 11:14:31 PM EDT
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I dont know how anyone can say Subaru is geh because of the WRX STI edition.
Its an all wheel drive, 300hp, 300lb/ft of torque turbo monster. That car alone makes up for the whole line of other cars. |
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