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Posted: 1/11/2006 8:54:21 AM EDT
Just staring off into space having a beer with neighbor Bob and apparently some woman thought she was being stared at.

She came up to me and asked her what I was staring at.

"I'm undressing you in my mind," I replied.

when her jar dropped, I continued. "Don't worry, I only went as far as your bra and panties because I'm a sensitive guy and I don't want you to feel psycologically assaulted."

She walked away, but I'll be damned, if she wasn't coming on to me twenty minutes later.

I can't figure out women to save my ass.
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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:55:38 AM EDT
now that's funny
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:56:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:05:04 AM EDT
excellent use of "Aleutian stare"
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:16:03 AM EDT
What is the aleutian stare?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:36:05 AM EDT
[quote]I can't figure out women to save my ass.

- not even to save my life. Stay safe
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:37:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What is the aleutian stare?





Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:39:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
excellent use of "Aleutian stare"



+1

True genius at work.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:40:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What is the aleutian stare?



it's like a 1000 yd stare but involves cheap beer and long line trawlers
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:42:43 AM EDT
Figure out wimminz? HA! Fugggedddaboudit!

Just remember this one axiom when dealing with the demented gender:

1. You are ALWAYS wrong!
2. In case of any doubt...refer to (1) above.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:44:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What is the aleutian stare?





Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Does Adak and Kodiak count?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:52:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Ever been in a Turkish Prison?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:54:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 5:12:36 AM EDT by Dog1]

Originally Posted By NAM:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Ever been in a Turkish Prison?



Ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 5:36:12 PM EDT
for the night crew
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:12:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LWilde:

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What is the aleutian stare?





Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Does Adak and Kodiak count?

I can count to 87
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:14:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dog1:

Originally Posted By NAM:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Ever been in a Turkish Prison?



Even seen a grown man naked?



Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:29:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dog1:

Originally Posted By NAM:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?



Ever been in a Turkish Prison?



Even seen a grown man naked?





I thought the exact same thing.
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