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Posted: 1/11/2006 8:32:38 AM EDT
What does Superman wear when he is just laying around the house, watching TV, maybe sipping a brew and trying to forget all the morons he had to save after they fell out of a 40-story window?

In his work as a Daily Planet reporter, he nearly always wears a suit. I guess it is hard to hide the cape under t-shirts and stuff. I can't see him wearing that while watching the football game.

I imagine that Lois told him that wearing those leotards around the house gets to be a little faggy. Still, he has to be ready to go at a moment's notice.

Suppose he is just taking a weekend off. How does he hide the cape under a polo shirt when he goes to the beach? He couldn't wear shorts, because then he would have to roll up his uniform legs up to his thighs -- and what do you do with those boots at the beach? I would have to guess that he never goes swimming, because he would have to take his glasses off and people would instantly recognize him without his glasses.

Furthermore, what does he do with his street clothes when he changes into his work uniform? Would you just find them laying at the bottom of the phone booth until he got back? Does that mean he has to dry clean his suit every time he switches back? How come nobody ever steals his wallet when they find his clothes?

Did he maybe stuff them in some secret pocket in his uniform? If so, why don't you ever see a bulge? If he stuffed them in a pocket, then why aren't they wrinkled when he puts them back on?


If you can't explain this, then don't tell me that you know what is going on in Washington.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:34:30 AM EDT
Good point.

and where does he change these days? There are not a whole lot of phone booths around anymore.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:36:04 AM EDT
Batmans nut sack.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:40:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wolfman97:

Furthermore, what does he do with his street clothes when he changes into his work uniform? Would you just find them laying at the bottom of the phone booth until he got back? Does that mean he has to dry clean his suit every time he switches back? How come nobody ever steals his wallet when they find his clothes?






Years ago in Seattle we bought a $2 Goodwill suit, pair of glasses, white shirt, tie and naugahide wallet and hung them up in a phone booth. We filled out the hokey ID card with Clark Kent's name etc and put the wallet in the pants.

Then we sat on a nearby bench with a cold 40 in a bag and watched all afternoon as people used the booth.

Some people missed it, but a lot of people came out of the booth laughing their asses off.
There were 3 of us and we split the costs. About $5 each for a whole afternoon's entertainment. A hell of a deal in any major city.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:41:16 AM EDT
He dresses like Chuck Norris of course..
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:12:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:14:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wolfman97:
What does Superman wear when he is just laying around the house,




Lois Lane....
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:19:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wolfman97:
What does Superman wear when he is just laying around the house, watching TV, maybe sipping a brew and trying to forget all the morons he had to save after they fell out of a 40-story window?





A thong??
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:22:05 AM EDT

Black. It goes with wheelchairs AND funerals.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:13:40 AM EDT
Well, right now I'm wearing a tee-shirt and velour warm-up pants.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:16:12 AM EDT
A smoking jacket. I mean, why not?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:17:30 AM EDT
WONDER WOMAN
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:21:31 AM EDT
A coffin
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:26:41 AM EDT
He is fast enough to just go get his clothes and change.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:28:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
www.woolamaloo.org.uk/Chris%20Reeves%20in%20chair.JPG
Black. It goes with wheelchairs AND funerals.



That is so wrong Most un PC reply of 2006!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:32:52 AM EDT
Of course, he wears Spiderman underroos
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:34:46 AM EDT
Underoos?

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 2:16:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FMJshooter:

Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
www.woolamaloo.org.uk/Chris%20Reeves%20in%20chair.JPG
Black. It goes with wheelchairs AND funerals.



That is so wrong Most un PC reply of 2006!



Did I win anything?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:13:48 AM EDT
Supa'man be da pimp mak daddy, beeotch!

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:16:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fxntime:
A coffin



WINNER!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:17:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
He dresses like Chuck Norris of course..



Superman dressed like Chuck Norris once, but Chuck found out about it roundhouse kicked Superman until he was crying like a little girl and promised never to do it again.

Chuck then roundhouse kicked him to the groin for good measure.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:20:32 AM EDT
Hmmm.....

Lois Lane?



Or Wonder Woman??



Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:22:01 AM EDT
What else......horsehide jammies and saddle shoes.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:42:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Hmmm.....

Lois Lane?

www.celebritycd.com/wallpapers/teriwalppaper.jpg

Or Wonder Woman??

images.art.com/images/-/Lynda-Carter---Wonder-Woman--C10102320.jpeg





Lois of course!




Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:44:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:46:27 AM EDT
cartharts.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 10:50:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By wolfman97:

Furthermore, what does he do with his street clothes when he changes into his work uniform? Would you just find them laying at the bottom of the phone booth until he got back? Does that mean he has to dry clean his suit every time he switches back? How come nobody ever steals his wallet when they find his clothes?






Years ago in Seattle we bought a $2 Goodwill suit, pair of glasses, white shirt, tie and naugahide wallet and hung them up in a phone booth. We filled out the hokey ID card with Clark Kent's name etc and put the wallet in the pants.

Then we sat on a nearby bench with a cold 40 in a bag and watched all afternoon as people used the booth.

Some people missed it, but a lot of people came out of the booth laughing their asses off.
There were 3 of us and we split the costs. About $5 each for a whole afternoon's entertainment. A hell of a deal in any major city.



Thats good stuff....that belongs in a movie script somewhere.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:57:25 AM EDT
he wears just the red trunks and sits in front of the TV scratching himself. He doesn't drink beer because he can't get intoxicated.
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