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Posted: 1/10/2006 2:36:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 2:37:10 PM EDT by bblake00]
Why can’t women realize that a breast exam performed at home by us is more beneficial to them than it is to us men?

They should just sit there and let us do the exam. We (I) put a lot of effort into making sure that there are no lumps that aren’t supposed to be there.


Now I have to go sulk...
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:38:47 PM EDT
I try to give the Mrs a very intensive exam everyday.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:40:25 PM EDT
sorry i've never had that problem
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:41:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I try to give the Mrs a very intensive exam everyday.



That's what I was trying to do, then I get a slap to the hand and told to stop. I even warmed up my hands for her. Do they not understand the sacrafice we go through to do this for them.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:41:06 PM EDT
Do you live next door to Peter Gibbons?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:42:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Do you live next door to Peter Gibbons?





No. My G/F is over and I wanted to umm... make sure she had no medicla issues.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:42:46 PM EDT
I hearby volunteeer to be the offical ARFCOM breast examiner.
To all arfcom ladies (no, this does not include the 25% of guys here with moobs) I will offer this service free of charge.

I consider public health to be very important and am therefore willing to make this sacrificie.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:43:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Do you live next door to Peter Gibbons?





No. My G/F is over and I wanted to umm... make sure she had no medicla issues.


That's good that you're concerned about her health.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:43:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 2:44:50 PM EDT by Bob243]
Lawrence:: Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams!!! /Lawrence



ETA.. DAMN!!!!! too slow
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:45:03 PM EDT
Friendly word of advice...

Never ever attach a note to the office "Breast Examination Month" poster that says "For your free exam contact Randy Melnova at extention 720"

It seems the women in the office did not appreciate the humor in being directed to the office letcherer. It caused a major SHTF hunt for the CRIMINAL PERVERT who defaced company property.


Thank goodness I was able to alter my hand writing
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:49:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
Friendly word of advice...

Never ever attach a note to the office "Breast Examination Month" poster that says "For your free exam contact Randy Melnova at extention 720"

It seems the women in the office did not appreciate the humor in being directed to the office letcherer. It caused a major SHTF hunt for the CRIMINAL PERVERT who defaced company property.


Thank goodness I was able to alter my hand writing



hahahha

Thats ok.. that page from the may 1955 good housekeeping book that was posted in a different thread, might have found it's way to the bulletin board at work.. Don't know anything about it though
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:51:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:53:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:55:58 PM EDT
This makes me think of the Rodney Carrington "SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!" bit.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 2:59:57 PM EDT
Slapped away again...

But I got to tweek nipple this time
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:07:15 PM EDT
IBTL?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:15:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Slapped away again...

But I got to tweek nipple this time



Rejected twice.. you may want to either re-evaluate your approach or give up before she hurts you.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:19:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Slapped away again...

But I got to tweek nipple this time



Rejected twice.. you may want to either re-evaluate your approach or give up before she hurts you.



It's game on now. She wants to watch the tube and I want to play with her boob. I'm letting her drop her gaurd for a while and then go in for the kill. It's for her own good, like it or not.


Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:22:16 PM EDT
You may have to start with a back or foot or neck "exam" in this instance.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:23:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Slapped away again...

But I got to tweek nipple this time



Rejected twice.. you may want to either re-evaluate your approach or give up before she hurts you.



It's game on now. She wants to watch the tube and I want to play with her boob. I'm letting her drop her gaurd for a while and then go in for the kill. It's for her own good, like it or not.





Put something a little spicy with some passion on the tube and ignore her.. your best chance to get some boobage.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:26:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 3:27:22 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
While you'e at it, you can perform a manual amine whiff test.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 3:30:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Slapped away again...

But I got to tweek nipple this time



Rejected twice.. you may want to either re-evaluate your approach or give up before she hurts you.



It's game on now. She wants to watch the tube and I want to play with her boob. I'm letting her drop her gaurd for a while and then go in for the kill. It's for her own good, like it or not.





Put something a little spicy with some passion on the tube and ignore her.. your best chance to get some boobage.



The TV is hers tonight while I have the lap top.

It's just a matter of time before she weekens.

I;m going to fallow Leisure-Shoot's sugestion. Time to make sure her neck and sholders are healthy.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:02:21 PM EDT
Use your mouth. Exams are more professional that way.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:52:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I;m going to fallow Leisure-Shoot's sugestion. Time to make sure her neck and sholders are healthy.



It must have worked, because he didn't post anymore.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:56:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:58:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
Friendly word of advice...

Never ever attach a note to the office "Breast Examination Month" poster that says "For your free exam contact Randy Melnova at extention 720"

It seems the women in the office did not appreciate the humor in being directed to the office letcherer. It caused a major SHTF hunt for the CRIMINAL PERVERT who defaced company property.


Thank goodness I was able to alter my hand writing



You need to go to
Sexual
Harassment
Informative
Training.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 5:41:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 5:41:55 AM EDT by bblake00]

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I;m going to fallow Leisure-Shoot's sugestion. Time to make sure her neck and sholders are healthy.



It must have worked, because he didn't post anymore.






Yes it did sort of. She had a few beers too.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:29:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I;m going to fallow Leisure-Shoot's sugestion. Time to make sure her neck and sholders are healthy.



It must have worked, because he didn't post anymore.






Yes it did sort of. She had a few beers too.




He gots her drunk 'n took advantage of her!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:42:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I;m going to fallow Leisure-Shoot's sugestion. Time to make sure her neck and sholders are healthy.



It must have worked, because he didn't post anymore.






Yes it did sort of. She had a few beers too.




He gots her drunk 'n took advantage of her!



Like I said earlier it was "game on". Besides I just primed the engine.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:45:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I try to give the Mrs a very intensive exam everyday.



That's what I was trying to do, then I get a slap to the hand and told to stop. I even warmed up my hands for her. Do they not understand the sacrafice we go through to do this for them.



That's Hilarious!

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:22:05 AM EDT
My wife does let me do it. but one thing leads to another.....
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:27:26 AM EDT
Ummmm, I would just like to point out that nipple "tweaking" can fucking hurt! Even if you warmed your hands first. No wonder you got your hands slapped away.

However, the gentle "massage" action to perform a real breast exam can actually feel good if the right person is doing it. You do need to do the whole breast, all the way down the sides toward the underarm area and the ribcage, not concentrate on nipples.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:28:59 AM EDT
You guys are very brave. The women of AR15.com are going to gang up on you and it'll be Hell here.





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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 12:30:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:
Ummmm, I would just like to point out that nipple "tweaking" can fucking hurt! Even if you warmed your hands first. No wonder you got your hands slapped away.

However, the gentle "massage" action to perform a real breast exam can actually feel good if the right person is doing it. You do need to do the whole breast, all the way down the sides toward the underarm area and the ribcage, not concentrate on nipples.



It wasn't a hurtful tweak. It was just enough to get them to stand at attention.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 12:32:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
You guys are very brave. The women of AR15.com are going to gang up on you and it'll be Hell here.





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img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif



Why would we?

BTW, your avatar's disgusting.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 6:58:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 11:08:14 PM EDT by Colt_SBR]

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
You guys are very brave. The women of AR15.com are going to gang up on you and it'll be Hell here.





______________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif



Why would we?

BTW, your avatar's disgusting.



Wait and see.

The avatar is a self portrait.

Here's a photo of my brother. He's the crazy one of the family.







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