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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:53:05 AM EDT
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hmm!
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:53:40 AM EDT
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For two years!!! I was all set to make a "Ring" joke until I read that. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:54:04 AM EDT
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Article says an air conditioner was running until very recently, which allowed the body to mumify.
I wonder who was paying her utility bills. 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:55:16 AM EDT
[#4]
What channel was the TV turned to?
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:55:59 AM EDT
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Damn, I thought I was the only one here crazy enough to think of that. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:56:33 AM EDT
[#6]
That's what I'd like to know! 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:57:24 AM EDT
[#7]
I bet her SSI/disability checks were still being cashed.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:57:55 AM EDT
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People were still living in the home! That's the craziest part! They lived down stairs and made her room a tomb! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:58:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:59:52 AM EDT
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They were. I was talking to an attorney this morning, and while making small talk she mentioned this case. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:00:12 PM EDT
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I forgot about that. I bet you're right. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:04:12 PM EDT
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I can sum up this entire scenario with two simple words: FUCKED. UP.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:05:27 PM EDT
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My two words would be: STINKYOLD. DEADLADY. |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:12:34 PM EDT
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Cause SOMEONE has to do it, I quote you the following
Title: Bring Out Your Dead From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail A cart passes through the muddy road through a village. A baby cries. People wrestle in the mud. A woman beats a cat. The cart-master chants wearily as they trudge along, beating occasionally a large triangle with a wooden spoon: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! As each person comes forward with his or her dead relative, they throw them on the cart. He holds out his hand and they pay. Bring out your dead! A man comes out with a dead-looking old man in a nightshirst slung over his shoulder. He starts to put the old man on the cart. Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better! Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations! Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart.... Man: Oh, don't be such a baby. Cart-master: I can't take 'im.... Old Man: I feel fine! Man: Well, do us a favor... Cart-master: I can't! Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long... Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today. Man: Well, when's your next round? Cart-master: Thursday. Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk.... Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know-- (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...? (they both look around) Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy! (the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. The old man goes limp.) Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much. Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday! Man: Right! All right....  
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:13:43 PM EDT
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I wanted to know if it was still on after 2+ years. WTH is WRONG with me????????????? 
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:15:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:17:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:19:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:20:49 PM EDT
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Maybe zombies are harmless after all?
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:39:41 PM EDT
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Damn...she looks pretty good for being dead 2 years!
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:53:06 PM EDT
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and happy |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:18:42 PM EDT
[#22]
There are a bunch of sick fucks in this world
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:21:11 PM EDT
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For sure! |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:22:36 PM EDT
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That's exactly what I thought of. "...Or is it because you don't have the guts, boy. Huh, boy? Do you have the guts?" "SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" |
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:25:00 PM EDT
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That's probably how I will be found........dead for three years and mummified in front of my computer with a thread of SteyerAug's on my screen.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:27:22 PM EDT
[#26]
and who says there is nothing good on TV
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Posted: 1/10/2006 1:45:00 PM EDT
[#27]
 Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 4:58:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:07:20 PM EDT
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I bet she watched too many "Reality TV shows" and died from it.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 5:09:53 PM EDT
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"Where's your mummy?" "Oh she's up stairs watching TV" Bomber |
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