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Posted: 1/10/2006 11:51:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 11:52:05 AM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:53:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 11:53:58 AM EDT by GUNGUY1911]
hmm!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:53:40 AM EDT

"Standing outside, one could smell death," Owens said.



For two years!!!

I was all set to make a "Ring" joke until I read that.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:54:04 AM EDT
Article says an air conditioner was running until very recently, which allowed the body to mumify.

I wonder who was paying her utility bills.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:55:16 AM EDT
What channel was the TV turned to?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:55:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
What channel was the TV turned to?



Damn, I thought I was the only one here crazy enough to think of that.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:56:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:57:24 AM EDT
I bet her SSI/disability checks were still being cashed.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:57:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Article says an air conditioner was running until very recently, which allowed the body to mumify.

I wonder who was paying her utility bills.




People were still living in the home! That's the craziest part! They lived down stairs and made her room a tomb!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:58:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:59:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I bet her SSI/disability checks were still being cashed.



They were.

I was talking to an attorney this morning, and while making small talk she mentioned this case.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:00:12 PM EDT
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I can sum up this entire scenario with two simple words: FUCKED. UP.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:05:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 12:05:41 PM EDT by macman37]

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I can sum up this entire scenario with two simple words: FUCKED. UP.



My two words would be: STINKYOLD. DEADLADY.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:12:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 12:13:45 PM EDT by Hokie]
Cause SOMEONE has to do it, I quote you the following


Title: Bring Out Your Dead
From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail


A cart passes through the muddy road through a village.
A baby cries. People wrestle in the mud. A woman beats a cat.

The cart-master chants wearily as they trudge along, beating occasionally a large triangle with a wooden spoon:

Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!

As each person comes forward with his or her dead relative, they throw them on
the cart. He holds out his hand and they pay.

Bring out your dead!

A man comes out with a dead-looking old man in a nightshirst slung over his
shoulder. He starts to put the old man on the cart.

Man: Here's one-
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know--
(to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?

(they both look around)

Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!

(the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden
spoon. The old man goes limp.)

Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much.
Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
Man: Right! All right....


Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:13:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
What channel was the TV turned to?



Damn, I thought I was the only one here crazy enough to think of that.



I wanted to know if it was still on after 2+ years.


WTH is WRONG with me?????????????
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:15:39 PM EDT



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[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 12:21:00 PM EDT by Witch_Doctor]
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:20:49 PM EDT
Maybe zombies are harmless after all?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:39:41 PM EDT
Damn...she looks pretty good for being dead 2 years!

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:53:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Epsilon:
Damn...she looks pretty good for being dead 2 years!

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and happy
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:18:42 PM EDT
There are a bunch of sick fucks in this world
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:21:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I bet her SSI/disability checks were still being cashed.



For sure!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:22:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 1:23:42 PM EDT by GabbasaurusRex]

Originally Posted By E1:

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www.claricehadalittlelamb.net/filmstills/maio_psycho/08.jpg


That's exactly what I thought of.

"...Or is it because you don't have the guts, boy. Huh, boy? Do you have the guts?"
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:25:00 PM EDT
That's probably how I will be found........dead for three years and mummified in front of my computer with a thread of SteyerAug's on my screen.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:27:22 PM EDT
and who says there is nothing good on TV
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 1:45:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nightdriver:
and who says there is nothing good on TV


Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:58:54 PM EDT
"They found a staircase behind a door blocked by a basket" --That must have been a MASSIVE basket to coneal a staircase that led to a partly mumified body
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:07:20 PM EDT
I bet she watched too many "Reality TV shows" and died from it.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:09:53 PM EDT

Authorities did not identify the caregiver, a women in her 40s who apparently lived in the home with Pope, Pope's daughter and her 3-year-old granddaughter


"Where's your mummy?"

"Oh she's up stairs watching TV"


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