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Posted: 1/9/2006 10:20:55 PM EDT
I am wrecked, bent, twisted, hammered. trashed, legless, tossed, trashed, polluted, hammered, and/or drunk.....
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:22:25 PM EDT
you said trashed twice.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:24:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Enigma102083:
you said trashed twice.



good-at least I commumicated tjat clearl...\
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:24:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Enigma102083:
you said trashed twice.



Then trashed drunk it is!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:25:01 PM EDT
he must be drunk
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:25:11 PM EDT
I'm very sorry to inform you of this, but you are not drunk enough yet

Not one single typo
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:26:04 PM EDT
on a monday night?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:27:52 PM EDT
Take a deep breath



­

GO TO BED
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:28:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
on a monday night?



when better?....

Fuck it--tuesday goes bye bye in a haze......
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:29:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:
Take a deep breath



­

GO TO BED




Put 'em up....
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:32:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Enigma102083:
you said trashed twice.



good-at least I commumicated tjat clearl...\



well, that implies you're not drunk enough!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:32:39 PM EDT
I'm calling the BATFEI

You're annoying me




Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:37:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 10:37:44 PM EDT by Gravity_Tester]

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I'm calling the BATFEI

You're annoying me


.

I put a live badger under your bed.....sleep well....


Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:43:50 PM EDT
If youu wer druNK you would damn I gotta pee TYPE like this (boy my ex-wife is sa true work of art i hope she dies being eaten by WOLVES if you know wht i mean0 DO you know what i mean?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:44:02 PM EDT
You're not drunk until you cant lie on the floor without holding on.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:44:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I'm calling the BATFEI

You're annoying me


.

I put a live badger under your bed.....sleep well....





Leave it to me to forget our password at a time like this!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:53:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I'm calling the BATFEI
You're annoying me

.
I put a live badger under your bed.....sleep well....



Leave it to me to forget our password at a time like this!




HIJACK ON: Hey Patty! How are you doing? Hope Your doing well. Hijack off.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:54:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By eye_spy:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I'm calling the BATFEI
You're annoying me

.
I put a live badger under your bed.....sleep well....



Leave it to me to forget our password at a time like this!




HIJACK ON: Hey Patty! How are you doing? Hope Your doing well. Hijack off.



lol, I'm hanging in here. Very tired but need to unwind. How are you doing? Or should I say "How YOU doin?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 11:03:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By eye_spy:
HIJACK ON: Hey Patty! How are you doing? Hope Your doing well. Hijack off.



lol, I'm hanging in here. Very tired but need to unwind. How are you doing? Or should I say "How YOU doin?



I'm glad to hear that. Yup, just keep it here on GD ... no place better to keep yourself entertained than here at GD.

I'm doing ok. Nothing much happenning.

Take care ok.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:13:43 AM EDT
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....



GT
Ow! My liver!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:15:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg

GT
Ow! My liver!



I think your dog is laughing at you.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:16:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:22:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!



Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:25:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!





Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!



That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....

But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:26:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!





Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!



That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....

But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death.


Then you must admit that the dread pirate Captain Morgan has defeated you!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:26:47 AM EDT
Ah, sounds like fun, if only I didn't have stuff to do today.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:36:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!





Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!



That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....

But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death.


Then you must admit that the dread pirate Captain Morgan has defeated you!



I am sweating rum right now. I smell like a still. My head is pounding. I'm gonna call it a draw.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:38:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
I am wrecked, bent, twisted, hammered. trashed, legless, tossed, trashed, polluted, hammered, and/or drunk.....



Are you really legless?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:40:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg

GT
Ow! My liver!



I think your dog is laughing at you.



Thats the first thing I thought when I saw the pic.. LMAO


Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:40:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
I am wrecked, bent, twisted, hammered. trashed, legless, tossed, trashed, polluted, hammered, and/or drunk.....



Are you really legless?



legless is short for "falling down drunk"

my legs are back.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:56:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!





Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!



That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....

But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death.


Then you must admit that the dread pirate Captain Morgan has defeated you!



I am sweating rum right now. I smell like a still. My head is pounding. I'm gonna call it a draw.


Captain Morgan is the winner!

Captain Morgan --> <--- Gravity_Tester

j/k I feel your pain
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:14:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
Captain Morgan is the winner!

Captain Morgan --> <--- Gravity_Tester

j/k I feel your pain



I would take a kick in the junk over a hangover of this magnitude.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:39:36 AM EDT
awww GT...remember this to define your state in the future:

Not drunk is he,
who from the floor
can still arise and drink some more.
But drunk is he
who prostrate lies,
without the power
to drink or rise.....

o­r type on ARF.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:42:59 AM EDT
I'm just givin him a hard time. After drinking that much of a handle of Captain I'd probably be just as bad as Gravity_Tester
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:19:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
awww GT...remember this to define your state in the future:

Not drunk is he,
who from the floor
can still arise and drink some more.
But drunk is he
who prostrate lies,
without the power
to drink or rise.....

o­r type on ARF.





That's far too many words for a drunk. Besides--I NEVER fall down and pass out. I just get weirder.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:41:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Battle damage assement.....No broken bones, no broken furniture, my wife keeps looking at me and snickering, and I have soundly defeated the dread pirate Captain Morgan....

tinypic.com/k17886.jpg




GT
Ow! My liver!


Thats not defeat! The bottle isn't empty!!!!





Yeah man! You won the battle, now go win the war!



That muffled screeching sound you hear is my liver, chiming in with a NO vote....

But, I did learn that my typing abilities don't degrade that much until I am at the verge of death.


Then you must admit that the dread pirate Captain Morgan has defeated you!




"Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa-

-- which I have."
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