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Posted: 1/9/2006 9:30:52 AM EDT

www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Apparantly Chuck has no problem with them and takes the opportunity to plug his literary effrots.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:39:24 AM EDT
thank God Chuck has a sense of humor or someone would have been getting a roundhouse kick to the face.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:40:01 AM EDT
ok, chuck norris IS cool as shit!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:42:36 AM EDT
It kinda sucks that he used THAT as an avenue for plugging his books. A simple "I think they're great!" would have been just fine. It would have been REALLY funny if he contributed a few of his own.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:42:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 9:43:09 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Chuck Norris/John Wayne 2008!!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:44:51 AM EDT
Of course Chuck likes them! He probably wrote them!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:45:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Chuck Norris/John Wayne 2008!!



You voting the zombie platform this year?

Norris/Walken

4tw.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:46:18 AM EDT

Chuck Norris is so cool that he can turn any situation to his advantage (escpecially with a roundhouse kick to the face )
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:48:22 AM EDT
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The website is obviously an attempt by Chuck to avoid mounting civil litigation over the numerous broken necks, jaws, and limbs of the suckas that he has had to put in their place with a roundhouse kick to the face. No jury has ever had the nerve to find against Teh Chuck!, and none ever will, but Teh Chuck is known to use every tactical advantage available.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:52:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 9:52:29 AM EDT by KNYTE]

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
No jury has ever had the nerve to find against Teh Chuck.



This is mostly because he once threw a single roundhouse kick that knocked the judge, and all 12 jurors, unconcious in one sweeping blow.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 5:45:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 5:45:33 PM EDT by El_Abogado]
There is only one real response from Chuck Norris. Heed well his words.
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