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Posted: 1/9/2006 8:33:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:34:44 AM EDT
Did he ask Chuck Norris permission to use the name "Chuck"?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:40:08 AM EDT
Ummm, don't marry a hooker?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:40:23 AM EDT
WOW.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:42:09 AM EDT
OPSEC!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:49:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 8:53:29 AM EDT by gks452]
Lessons:
1. Don't marry a slut
2. Don't get into fights to keep your slut
3. Don't give someone justification for shooting you.

Sorry for old Chuck but the pimp was justified. A reasonable person in that situation would believe they were in imminent danger of serious physical injury. The fact that he was a scumbag is not relevant. He was not doing anything to endanger Chuck's life or physical health or that of his wife. Hurt his pride yes, threaten his life no. Chuck had no legal justification to confront the pimp with a deadly weapon. Chuck was stupid and stupidity can be fatal.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:51:53 AM EDT
How bout the video of the guy who set himself with the flaming numchucks
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:52:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bubblehead597:
Ummm, don't marry a hooker?

that's what I got out of it
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:56:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gks452:
... Chuck was stupid and stupidity can be fatal.



I thought it bore repeating at least once.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:04:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:31:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:

Originally Posted By gks452:
Lessons:
1. Don't marry a slut
2. Don't get into fights to keep your slut
3. Don't give someone justification for shooting you.

Sorry for old Chuck but the pimp was justified. A reasonable person in that situation would believe they were in imminent danger of serious physical injury. The fact that he was a scumbag is not relevant. He was not doing anything to endanger Chuck's life or physical health or that of his wife. Hurt his pride yes, threaten his life no. Chuck had no legal justification to confront the pimp with a deadly weapon. Chuck was stupid and stupidity can be fatal.



Ah, I was waiting on this one. You see techically Dumbchuck when shot was on the otherside of his car away from the shooter and Mr. Pimp in a car not blocked in. That's why the charges were filed. Iminent means right now. It was also argued by the DA that the numchucks were in one hand and not at the ready. It could just as easily gone bad for Mr. Pimp.

Shoot someone with a ballbat not at the ready not threatening you even if you suspect they will with a car separating you and an obvious escape avenue, what do you think would happen?

Why didn't it happen in Dumb Chucks case?

Tj



I still say justified. Chuck could have run around the car and readied the numchucks in just a few seconds. Mr Pimp might have been able to drive away in that amount of time. But if the car wasn't statrted or the key not in the ignition, Chuck could have been on him before he got moving. Even if the engine was running the pimp would have too look back to be sure not hit something on his way back. How far away could he backup before having to stop and drive forward? Could Chuck catch up and whack him in the head when he did that? Maybe.

Chuck's history of whacking people with numchucks certainly helped the other guy's case.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:40:01 AM EDT

Chuck's history of whacking people with numchucks certainly helped the other guy's case.


So, if you are sitting in a car, can someone still whack you with numchucks?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:45:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:46:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 9:47:22 AM EDT by 52brandon]

Originally Posted By gks452:

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:

Originally Posted By gks452:
Lessons:
1. Don't marry a slut
2. Don't get into fights to keep your slut
3. Don't give someone justification for shooting you.

Sorry for old Chuck but the pimp was justified. A reasonable person in that situation would believe they were in imminent danger of serious physical injury. The fact that he was a scumbag is not relevant. He was not doing anything to endanger Chuck's life or physical health or that of his wife. Hurt his pride yes, threaten his life no. Chuck had no legal justification to confront the pimp with a deadly weapon. Chuck was stupid and stupidity can be fatal.



Ah, I was waiting on this one. You see techically Dumbchuck when shot was on the otherside of his car away from the shooter and Mr. Pimp in a car not blocked in. That's why the charges were filed. Iminent means right now. It was also argued by the DA that the numchucks were in one hand and not at the ready. It could just as easily gone bad for Mr. Pimp.

Shoot someone with a ballbat not at the ready not threatening you even if you suspect they will with a car separating you and an obvious escape avenue, what do you think would happen?

Why didn't it happen in Dumb Chucks case?

Tj



I still say justified. Chuck could have run around the car and readied the numchucks in just a few seconds. Mr Pimp might have been able to drive away in that amount of time. But if the car wasn't statrted or the key not in the ignition, Chuck could have been on him before he got moving. Even if the engine was running the pimp would have too look back to be sure not hit something on his way back. How far away could he backup before having to stop and drive forward? Could Chuck catch up and whack him in the head when he did that? Maybe.

Chuck's history of whacking people with numchucks certainly helped the other guy's case.

if the pimp didn't know chuck, how would he know that chuck would hit him with the numchucks?

let's switch out chuck with a gun owner open carrying. It would only take less than a few seconds for the gun owner to pull his gun and shoot the pimp, does that still justify the shooting?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:47:40 AM EDT
not to be a spelling nazi, but its nunchucks, not numchucks.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:51:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 9:53:15 AM EDT by gks452]

Originally Posted By cool-e:
So, if you are sitting in a car, can someone still whack you with numchucks?


a) If the window is open, Yes
b) If they hit the window it will shatter. See a)

I would not be willing to find out if he could get in a really good hit.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:54:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 10:32:47 AM EDT by HardShell]
How much Pimp could a Chuck "numchuck" [sic] if Chuck hadn't run out of luck?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:54:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 9:56:39 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Do you see the lesson? Here's a hint. It isn't just not taking a stick to a gunfight.
Tj




The REAL question is who can make the best "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck" joke out of this story???

Not much numchuks could do for old Chuck since a pimp done shot chuck up....
Chuck needs more luck and less nunchuks if Chuck wants to beat pimps up....


In a serious response, demonstrating one's prowess with a weapon repeatedly in a braggart's manner is not smart. Having a history of beating people up with said weapon is not smart. Going up to someone with the intent to assault them with said weapon isn't smart. Doing all of this over girls isn't smart.

A jury might decide that the pimp just gave Chuck and his chucks what they deserved.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:34:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
The REAL question is who can make the best "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck" joke out of this story??? ...



Got you by 4 seconds, even as slowly as I type.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 1:29:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2006 1:31:00 PM EDT by TomJefferson]
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