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Shit! I just found out I'm fucking gay! I like dogs as well, but I only have 2 cats. People have to actually own cats to truly understand them. My two kittens (about 5 months old) follow me around the house all the time, and wait for me to wake up in the morning. They are even both standing by the front door waiting for me when I come home from work. They're very affectionate, I don't know where this whole belief that they simply tolerate humans comes from. Perhaps kittens that have very little human contact will become loners as adult cats, but none of my cats have ever been that way. This might be one thing that makes cats smarter than dogs. Cats can tell when someone is an asshole and they avoid them, dogs will come up to anyone, including people that beat their asses all the time. My cats behavior is not related to food because they have food and water all the time. |
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Hmmm - I never noticed that my wife was a psycho bitch. Thanks for the clarification. |
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Ooops. Sorry about that. Woman with |
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I have two cats. I love them both, but I totally agree with you. If they were big enough I would be just a tasty snack.
Oh, and according to my wife, I'm not gay. I'll take her word for it. |
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My bad - I TOTALLY FORGOT to put in a smiley. It was meant as a joke, not a complaint. I often tease her that she is slowly turning into the insane old woman who lives by herself with a house full of cats. Although to be fair, she never actually wanted three cats in the house, but took in a couple of stray kittens (and one of hers is dying from a thyroid condition so she'll soon only have two). |
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This is exactly why I lke Wisconsin.
They have open season on cats! That should say enough! Me, my AR, 1000 rounds. Id keep the Vietnamese stocked for months! |
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Uh, actually no we don't have open season on cats. They tried to pass a cat hunting law last year, but it was defeated. Apparently, quite a number of other states have legal cat hunting though. Personally, I think it's rediculous not to have cat hunting here. There are so many feral cats that cause problems in the country, but it was all the idiot city slickers, who thought that hunters would be putting up tree stands on telephone poles waiting to shoot their cats as soon as the owner let it out of the house, that cause a big stir and kept it from going through. They were practically ready to linch a university professor who had studied the issue and said that there was indeed a problem. |
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My cat gets depressed when I go back to school and leave for weeks, months at a time.
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I like cats because I've always had an apartment and am rarely home so in my estimation it would be cruel for owning a dog. Dog's are pack animals, they love company, and they have to have attention. Cats are fine on their own. I did own many dogs growing up and someday when I have a yard again and a place for a dog to run then I'll get another dog. For now I don't have any pets.
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Man, you got that right. I've been a cat owner for just over a year and I keep saying. "Damn you cats have it easy, I feed you, buy you toys to play with, and clean up your shit out of your litter box each day." |
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Yeah, I clean out the litter box every day too. It takes me less time every day to do this than it does to take the dog out one time. And the dog goes out a lot more than one time a day, rain, sleet, or snow. I still think people are more "owned" by their dogs than their cats. |
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A girl I dated when I was in college had an aunt who was a chronic alcoholic. She would go on binges from time to time and just drop off the radar. After about a week of absence, her mother asked us to stop by the aunt's house and make sure she was okay, get her some food or whatever she needed, etc.
We got there and knocked a few times, then opened the door with a key. As soon as the smell hit me, I sent the girl back to the car and went in. The aunt had been dead five days and the cat had gotten hungry sometime around day two, they figured later... |
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Nah, some of us got it too... |
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When it comes down to instinct, we're all potential targets to our pets. Thinking you have some sort of bond with an animal that would prevent eons of instinct from taking over is laughable, and a bit dangerous.
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That's a great picture! I used to use the laser on my Taser to play with the cat too, until the boyfriend brought over a laser pointer from Radio Shack.
<----Post 223, Ha ha. |
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I have three cats and a desert tortoise. Am I gay? (My girlfriend doesn't think so.) ETA the handle "FatCobra" sounds pretty gay to me. |
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a little off topic but guess what? laser pointers are illegal in France! |
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I see a cat I draw down, no hesitation. Cats have no place in the wild because they kill songbirds. I hate cats.
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Few things make men more insecure and ignorant than their issues with cats. |
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Do you live in the "wild"? Where is "MP"? |
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Why? |
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Because someone told the Justice Minister that he could blind him definitely with his death ray pen...something like that. |
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Bizarre. |
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Dogs are more amenable to being trained, they want to please. Cats are less likely to give a shit what you think, so their response to training attempts is usually disdain.
Now, if you can trick the cat into believe its training you, then you can make progress... |
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Why is it that dog owners always <vast generalization> <generalization> and dogs are <generalization>?
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We were at the memphis zoo and at the cat enclosure there is/was this pedestrian walk thru with a glass wall into the enclosure. There was this young female lion about 125 lbs or so sitting right at the edge of the wall and glass watching the people. Whenever a small child would walk by she would really rise up and get interested. Me being the only hunter in the place was the only one to pick up on her reactions so I pointed it out the wife. It was actually quite hair raising. We said to a few parents ' The lion wants to eat your child ' . They didn't think it was funny
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Cats are worthless unless you own a ranch. I'm ambivalent where they're concerned. If you
have a mouse problem then you need a cat, but when the mice are no longer a problem, then you have a cat problem. Men, if you want a pussy then get a sex change! |
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heehee |
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See a cat->shoot a cat, its that basic. I don't care if it's someones pet or whatever. Cats are the greatest danger America faces today.
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So are a huge number of dogs. Most pet owners don't own their cats or dogs for functionality, but for companionship (or for more fucked-up people, as a substitute for children ) |
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Thank you for saving us from the inevitable hijacked plane that the cats were otherwise planning to fly into the White House. |
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How many cats jump up on the laps of people after they just get done using the litter box.
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By the same token ... How many dogs lick their owners after they just got done licking their ass or eating their own shit in the other room? Animals are disgusting. And they live like animals! |
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Dogs are notorious for licking their owners after licking their balls and asshole. |
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Snakes on a Plane 2: Cats on a Plane |
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OMG! I love cats and I own 2, but you just described my ex girlfriend to a T!!! |
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There may be some truth to this, but I know some flamers who own dogs and hate cats... I like cats because they are independent and highly evolved killing machines who happen to tolerate the company of us dull-clawed, dull-toothed omnivores... And I have never been able to look at a hairy ass and find love... |
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Somehow I have a hard time putting all the blame on the cat... |
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Cats spread disease, they shit and piss everywhere, they claw up furniture, they kill all sorts of songbirds. Cats should be killed on site. I have a pet rat that is more loyal and inteligent than any cat could possibly be. If you let your piece of shit cat come on my land I WILL TAKE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Yes - that is clearly the greatest danger to America today. We should immediately stop the war on drugs AND the war on terrorism, and pull back all of our troops from Iraq and Afghsnistan so that we can finally rid this country of the evil scourge of cats. Perhaps you can hire a bunch of illegal mexican borderjumpers or some crack dealers (since they are obviously a lesser threat to this country) to help secure your valuable land from this terrible threat? |
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I disagree, cats have personalities just like people and other animals. some are more independant and others are more dependant, I've had many cats and many of them are very loving and loyal. All of them are in different ways. Soem cats are also wilder than others.
Not certain the reason so many people detest cats but love dogs, I love dogs to, so don't get me wrong, but I don't know the reason more people don't see their free spirited independant ways as good. After all, if dogs were people they'd be more like sheeple, cats would be the freedom loving conservatives who resisit their lives being controlled by others. A trait that's obviously good in people, so how come cats aren't more respected? |
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So sorry to hear about the death of your friend's cat. No Expert |
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On the note of dogs licking balls then your face. Everytime i see a cat get petted it lifts its tail and turns around to show the world its bunghole. Whats the deal with that.
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Its time we stop these cats from causing more harm. Everywhere cats go, trouble follows. Im not saying we pull out of Iraq quite, but this nation needs to have a good hard look at what damage cats do to the nation. If every single arfcomer would just expend there ammo stash slaughtering every cat they can this nations problems would be over.
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