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Posted: 1/8/2006 10:39:32 AM EDT
Would someone just kill one already?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:41:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:41:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sasquatch:

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:42:01 AM EDT
Aside from capturing one yourself and placing it directly in front of her eyes.. it'll never happen.

Invite sasquatch over is another option
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:43:16 AM EDT
You have to convince her that big dick is real first.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:43:22 AM EDT
haven't you ever seen scare tactics, I mean come on dude it's easy
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:46:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JBowles:

Originally Posted By sasquatch:


Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:47:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2006 10:47:44 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Goonie goo goo!
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:47:37 AM EDT
Just have her watch the commercials for Mythbusters on Discovery Channel. He has a French-Canadian accent as well.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 10:49:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sasquatch:

I thought Sasquatch and Bigfoot were different, second cousins once removed or something like that?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 11:25:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 11:28:18 AM EDT
Search through every picture on the forums of firearms laying on the floor. Bigfoot's toes are present in every one of them.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 11:48:32 AM EDT
Well you could stop shaving your back and walk around without a shirt on and she will know
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 11:53:07 AM EDT
How do I convince my wife that bigfoot is real?

I'd suggest getting her to smoke whatever those who believe this crap smoke.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 11:56:47 AM EDT
I captured one for a research lab a couple years ago. They really hold a grudge though; I can't go near the woods in Minnesota without being pelted with leaves and berries.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 12:03:00 PM EDT
I say we go hunt one of them bitches down. We gotta keep the date to PM's though, it appears they have an insider here on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 12:11:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 12:19:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

my brain!!!
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:17:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dragunov:
What about this:

I am going to call that guy a jackass. First of all Logan Canyon is not bear country, i lived there for 5 years. My guess is he hasn't ever been in the woods before and was freaked out. Also, Logan Canyon is full of rocks, a typical canyon. Rocks break loose and roll down the canyon all the time.

In all my ventures into that area the most dangerous animal I saw was a deer. There are plenty of lions, but i never seen one. Sometimes they do come into town though. Not much lives in logan canyon itself besides a few rich people and some selective animals, like one of each flavor.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:37:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:47:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JBowles:

Originally Posted By sasquatch:

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:55:20 PM EDT
OK, I don't do this very often, but I have one locked in the barn.

I keep it around mostly for laughs. ( they have a great sense of humor)

You can bring your wife over to see him, but, I have to warn you, his jokes are
kind of insulting to women and she may become offended.

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:56:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2006 2:11:50 PM EDT by sixgunsblazing]
you've shown her this footage right?
footage from the trail
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 2:11:40 PM EDT
My wife and I saw a bigfoot in Midway in 92. Saw like, 5 feet in front of me in the car's high beams both of us sober etc saw.

They are hear in utah but from what I've heard they have moved East to Colorado because of all the pressure. Before we saw that thing, I'd have said you were full of **it if you told me bigfoot was real but I've seen him at 5 feet clearly and unequivocably. There are bigfoots, and they could possibly live in Logan Canyon...

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 2:15:32 PM EDT
Take a dump in the cat's litter box.

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