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Posted: 1/7/2006 9:04:35 AM EDT
Nuge shoots off his mouth
NY Daily News
January 7, 2006

'I go for walks late at night in high-crime districts, and just hope," says Ted Nugent, gun nut, guitar legend and would-be Michigan governor.

He's also a budding reality-show star, which is why he was in town last week, reminding pinko journalists like me why we live in NYC.

"I first started coming here the summer of '67," he said on a sofa at the Ritz-Carlton. "Nothing has changed. Still garbage on the streets, still scaffolding and construction everywhere."

But apparently New York is just nuts for The Nuge. "I love it, and they love me. The painters and the doormen and the three-piece-suit guys and the cops and the undercover guys - I mean all the undercover guys just blow it for me. They wave and show me their guns. I consider us blood brothers."

Nugent - a four-term NRA director who's a Michigan sheriff and a Texas constable - says he wants to take another shot at the Lansing governor's mansion in 2010.

"I could have won in '06," he said of the election, won by Democrat Jennifer Granholm ("She is not doing an ugly job, but as the perfect woman, she is scrotumless.")

So why did he pull out? "I figured the last thing I need with my multiple TV shows, my children's charity, my activism, my board of directors on all kinds of organizations, was the governor responsibility in a scrambling cleanup, damage-control situation, as Michigan is."

Apart from the sexism and homophobia (gays get likened to drug addicts and devil worshipers), there's also plenty of stuff that wouldn't pass Al Sharpton's smell test. Nuge doesn't like "the pimps and whores and welfare brats" who think they've "got the right to my [money] because Jesse Jackson represents [them]."

"The average person who qualifies under the poverty level in America has [bleep]ing cell phones!" he continues. "And Tommy Hilfiger clothes! And bling-bling! I've seen them ... gold and jewelry and crack and meth! This is poverty?

"A topless grandmother in a sofa surrounded by dog feces? If you're poor, you can't have a dog! You start by eating the [bleep]ing pets! Am I out of my mind?"

Survey says?

(Season two of "Wanted: Ted or Alive" premieres tonight on cable network OLN.)

www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/380712p-323294c.html
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:06:24 AM EDT
damn I love it when Nuge rants.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:08:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hipster:
Nuge doesn't like "the pimps and whores and welfare brats" who think they've "got the right to my [money] because Jesse Jackson represents [them]."

"The average person who qualifies under the poverty level in America has [bleep]ing cell phones!" he continues. "And Tommy Hilfiger clothes! And bling-bling! I've seen them ... gold and jewelry and crack and meth! This is poverty?

I couldn't agree more.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:11:48 AM EDT
Hoooahh....rock on Ted!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:13:12 AM EDT
He'd get my vote.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:16:12 AM EDT
Ted kicks ass.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:19:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:20:25 AM EDT
Ted just keeps getting better and better!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:23:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 9:25:11 AM EDT by GustusJ]
Just gotta love the man!

Unfortunately, for his (I believe, truthful) rants, he'll be labeled a racist in no time flat.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:31:37 AM EDT
Man, that guy is brilliant.

Heard him speak at the 2005 NRA Convention in Houston. He had 1000 people surrounding him, all pumping their fists in the air when he said, "I truly believe that liberalism is a mental illness."

He is so dead right on about the "poor" having cell phones, nice cars and bling.


CMOS

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:35:22 AM EDT
Back in the mid '70s, (Double Live Gonzo Tour) Terrible Ted was banned from the Portland Memorial Colliseum after a show with TRex (get it on - bang a gong). Back then we had what was called 'Festival Seating' - basically - the first 30 rows of seats were removed, creating a first come, first served, mosh pit. Good times.

As it turns out - one of our city commissoners, Connie McCready (sp) attends the show and has Ted banned for all the foul language, loud music and general debachery.

When Ted returned a few years later, he spends about 5 min between his first and second songs to explain how he's back and how he wants to shove a large knife (in his hand) into Commissioner McCready's chest.

They don't call him the Motor City Madman for nothing.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:36:28 AM EDT
I would like to see Larry Craig and Ted on the pred ticket for 08. Craig/Nuge 08, Hell yes!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:48:13 AM EDT
Makes me wish he lived in Wisconsin so I could vote for him as governor.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:58:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
I would like to see Larry Craig and Ted on the pred ticket for 08. Craig/Nuge 08, Hell yes!



Dream big!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 10:02:28 AM EDT
I might have to move to Michigan if he wins in 2010... it might actually be worth living there after the Nuge cleans it up...

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 10:14:10 AM EDT
The offended reporter is what makes that article so priceless..
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 10:47:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
He'd get my vote.


Mine too, but I'm not terribly optomistic about his chances.
Now, if we could cede Detroit to the Canucks, we might have something.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:04:22 PM EDT
You mean...Females have no Balls?

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:10:27 PM EDT
People love brash talk...when they can back it up. Otherwise you're just a poser and we have plenty of those around.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:15:45 PM EDT
God, Guns and Rock N Roll....His motto!


He is my hero.

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:25:36 PM EDT
I love Ted, he is not afraid to speak the utter truth. He is the one person that embodies my political philosophy.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:01:30 PM EDT
Go Nuge!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:10:58 PM EDT
Love that guy!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:14:45 PM EDT
"You have Pedros Teds protection."

I'd vote for him for king.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:24:10 PM EDT
Uncle Ted is da man
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:26:38 PM EDT
Time to put some Nuge and Damn Yankees in the CD player.

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:27:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 1:28:04 PM EDT by ZitiForBreakfast]
Every non dem is labeled a racist in one way or another in this state. Granholm is a terrible waste of skin.

Go Nuge!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:37:42 PM EDT
TED FOR PRESIDENT.

He would have my vote and he might just clean up a few problems in the world.

Could you imagine him in a UN meeting going off?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:40:57 PM EDT

But would you hit it????????
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:42:20 PM EDT
Someone needs to get his ass on this site and convince him to run for gov. of NY. And then all the other commie states.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:44:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By White-Feather:
I might have to move to Michigan if he wins in 2010... it might actually be worth living there after the Nuge cleans it up...




I actually agree.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:50:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 1:50:44 PM EDT by GUNGUY1911]

Originally Posted By SWO_daddy:
www.michigan.gov/images/DPP78_116005_7.jpg
But would you hit it????????

Maybe, ok, probably! But as soon as she started to talk, we'd HAVE to switch positions!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:56:22 PM EDT
Uncle Ted in '08
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 4:32:14 PM EDT
flippin sweet!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 4:54:36 PM EDT
Get him and Alan Keyes to run on a ticket together for president and get the damn 1986 full-auto ban off the books along with a few other hopelophobic laws.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 8:07:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:

Originally Posted By macman37:
He'd get my vote.


Mine too, but I'm not terribly optomistic about his chances.
Now, if we could cede Detroit to the Canucks, we might have something.



Yeah, I agree...

This state would be a lot better without the idiots in D-Town, I have to say.
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