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Posted: 1/6/2006 10:16:34 PM EDT
I'm baffled. Can someone please explain what I just witnessed?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:20:12 PM EDT
flying naked female artist, and a dude who likes white russians and doesnt like to spill them.

ah yes and a chinaman who has not been housetrained
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:20:50 PM EDT
a good movie?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:24:32 PM EDT
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:24:35 PM EDT
The Dude abides.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:24:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
flying naked female artist, and a dude who likes white russians and doesnt like to spill them.

ah yes and a chinaman who has not been housetrained



And a rug that really tied the room together.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:25:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ctprelude:
a good movie?



Yes
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:25:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ctprelude:
a good movie?




Fuckin right, if you have to ask, you dont know.

"Are they Nazis?"
"Naah, thier just Nihilists, nothing to be afraid of"


"Do no fuck with zee Jesus"
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:25:50 PM EDT
I never tried to figure it out. I would imagine that it is alot more entertianing when you are high, or a hippie.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:26:34 PM EDT
BEST MOVIE EVER.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:27:25 PM EDT
This isn't war, this is bowling, there are rules.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:30:33 PM EDT
he always wears jesus sandals
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:30:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I never tried to figure it out. I would imagine that it is alot more entertianing when you are high, or a hippie.



Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:32:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SBCZILLA:

Originally Posted By ctprelude:
a good movie?




Fuckin right, if you have to ask, you dont know.

"Are they Nazis?"
"Naah, thier just Nihilists, nothing to be afraid of"


"Do no fuck with zee Jesus"



I've seen the movie. I was responding to his question as to what he had just watched.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:33:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I never tried to figure it out. I would imagine that it is alot more entertianing when you are high, or a hippie.



+1

Never got the attraction to it.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:33:57 PM EDT
Donny, you are out of your element!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:37:15 PM EDT
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:44:41 PM EDT
phone's ringin' dude
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:53:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 101_proof:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
flying naked female artist, and a dude who likes white russians and doesnt like to spill them.

ah yes and a chinaman who has not been housetrained



And a rug that really tied the room together.

It really did tie the room together didn't it ?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:53:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 10:56:00 PM EDT by FatCobra]
Bunny: I will suck your cock for $1000. Brads gotta pay $100 if he watches.

The Dude: I'm gonna go find a cash machine.


That coming from the same guy that wrote a 67 cent check for milk at Ralphs.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 10:56:30 PM EDT
"I just got one question dude. Do you got to say so many darn curse words?"

"what the fuck you talking about?"
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:02:29 PM EDT
The Stranger: [narrating] Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:03:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
flying naked female artist, and a dude who likes white russians and doesnt like to spill them.

ah yes and a chinaman who has not been housetrained



Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature Dude...

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:04:45 PM EDT
THIS ISNT FUCKIN NAM DONNY THERE ARE RULES!!!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:05:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 11:12:16 PM EDT by Sukebe]

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By CSM:
I never tried to figure it out. I would imagine that it is alot more entertianing when you are high, or a hippie.



+1

Never got the attraction to it.



Obligatory link;

www.lebowskifest.com
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:10:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ctprelude:

Originally Posted By SBCZILLA:

Originally Posted By ctprelude:
a good movie?




Fuckin right, if you have to ask, you dont know.

"Are they Nazis?"
"Naah, thier just Nihilists, nothing to be afraid of"


"Do no fuck with zee Jesus"



I've seen the movie. I was responding to his question as to what he had just watched.





I know, I was agreeing with your "a good movie?" statement.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:13:50 PM EDT
the scene with the ashes... I always run short on breath laughing during that scene.

-"Goddamn it Walter! You f*ckin' asshole! Everythings a f*ckin travesty with you man!"

Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:15:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By moneyshot:
the scene with the ashes... I always run short on breath laughing during that scene.

-"Goddamn it Walter! You f*ckin' asshole! Everythings a f*ckin travesty with you man!"


'''


stop it! yall are makin me want to break it out and watch!!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:19:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
flying naked female artist, and a dude who likes white russians and doesnt like to spill them.

ah yes and a chinaman who has not been housetrained



Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:25:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 11:25:53 PM EDT by Mauser101]
The dude abides...

Lebowskifest
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:26:22 PM EDT
The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude.
The Dude: shouting Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:27:45 PM EDT
Dude, you're being very un-Dude.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:30:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarryStone:
Dude, you're being very un-Dude.



Nothing is fucked here, Dude.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:32:33 PM EDT
Lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. Lotta strands in this, lotta strands in ol' Duder's head. Fortunately I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:39:03 PM EDT
Smokey, my friend, youre entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an 8, youre entering a world of pain.....A world of pain.

Has the whole GONE CRAZY?! Am I the only one around here, who gives a shit about rules? Mark it zero! Mark it zero! You think I'm fucking around here? *chambers a round into a 1911* Mark it zero!


John Goodman was hilarious in that movie.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:39:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 11:59:59 PM EDT
"Mind if I do a 'j'?"

"Are you employed sir?"

"Shut the fuck up Donnie !"

"I'ma here to fix zee cable."

And my ALL-TIME Favorite- "This is how you FUCK a stranger in the ass !!!"

LebowskiFest or bust !
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:10:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:



Lumpy, can you change that quote?

It should be "Mark it zero!".
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:26:17 AM EDT
MAUDE
You're not interested in sex?

DUDE
You mean coitus?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:34:57 AM EDT

And my ALL-TIME Favorite- "This is how you FUCK a stranger in the ass !!!"


Aww. Beat me to it!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:15:28 AM EDT


I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday .


Dunno why but in the french version it's not the Dude its the Duke.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:24:17 AM EDT
hey man, nice marmot!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:43:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 1:49:28 AM EDT by Cold]
hey man, can you turn it down...I hate the fuckin eagles



shes not my lady friend

"is this your homework Larry....your entering a world of pain son...we know you stole the car...your killin your father Larry...ok its time for plan B, you might wana watch out that front window...son....
this is what happens, when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

"take the ringer....the ringer dude...have they called yet? My diry undies dude, the laundry, the whites, the weight, the ringer cannot look empty, I got to thinkin, why should we settle for a mesily 20 grand, when we can keep the entire million...AM I WRONG?"

"Dude are you fuckin this up!?"

"there a bunch of fuckin amatures Dude!"

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:02:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
I'm baffled. Can someone please explain what I just witnessed?



I love this movie. It is like they made a movie about my brother.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:45:24 AM EDT
No, I said Woo peed on my rug.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:51:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
I'm baffled. Can someone please explain what I just witnessed?




The Cohen brothers
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:53:22 AM EDT
I just want my rug back, man.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:54:09 AM EDT
Jesus: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 7:11:40 AM EDT
YOU CAN'T TRUST RUG PEE'ERS!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 7:22:34 AM EDT
one of the funniest movies of all time.



"your obviously not a golfer..."
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 7:25:26 AM EDT
"Is this your homework larry?" ...."Is this your homework larry?"
......"You're entering a world of pain son, have you ever heard of vietnam?"
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