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Posted: 1/6/2006 5:38:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 5:38:40 PM EDT by TheCynic]
I've been sick the last two days and I wonder if it is the current flu strain that is going around? I was home form work on Thrusday, but I manned up today and went in.

Symptoms
Moderate grogginess
Minor headache
Lightheadedness
Mild sore throat
Alternating cold and hot flashes
No fever

Other than the fact that I might be a menopausal woman, does this sound like the flu?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:38:59 PM EDT
google "birdflu"

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Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:39:35 PM EDT
You have contracted a human strain of Avian Bird Flu. Find the nearest handgun and nip this one in the bud with a HydraShok.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:40:24 PM EDT
Don't worry, I'm saving the last cylinder for myself.

Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:41:51 PM EDT
NO
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:43:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
NO


Damn, so coughing on everyone today at work won't have the desired effects.

Thanks, Doc.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:44:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
NO


Damn, so coughing on everyone today at work won't have the desired effects.

Thanks, Doc.



no, but fingering your butthole and then wiping it on their food would......
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:46:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
no, but fingering your butthole and then wiping it on their food would......


e-coli is SOOO gauche.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:47:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
I've been sick the last two days and I wonder if it is the current flu strain that is going around? I was home form work on Thrusday, but I manned up today and went in.

Symptoms
Moderate grogginess
Minor headache
Lightheadedness
Mild sore throat
Alternating cold and hot flashes
No fever

Other than the fact that I might be a menopausal woman, does this sound like the flu?



this was my first thought!
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:48:17 PM EDT
Can I have your guns when you go?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:50:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Can I have your guns when you go?


As long as they survive the impact and ensuing explosion.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:50:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
NO


Damn, so coughing on everyone today at work won't have the desired effects.

Thanks, Doc.





Biowarfare in the office is rude.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:52:50 PM EDT
* dons N95 mask *

Mods, please quarantine this thread.

TIA
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:55:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 5:55:35 PM EDT by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* dons N95 mask *

Mods, please quarantine this thread.


Well, according to Doc, I'm not infectious. However, according to Patty, I might make a snotty remark about your new pumps.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:55:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By deej86:
Can I have your guns when you go?


As long as they survive the impact and ensuing explosion.


Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:56:41 PM EDT
AIDS
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:57:26 PM EDT
How fast was the onset? In my experience the flu goes from 0 to 100% in less than a day.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:57:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
As long as they survive the impact and ensuing explosion.




Come on...If I'm going to die from bird flu, I'm going to take some of those little bastards with me...now, where is the nearest Tyson plant?
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:58:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* dons N95 mask *

Mods, please quarantine this thread.


Well, according to Doc, I'm not infectious. However, according to Patty, I might make a snotty remark about your new pumps.



* hollers from other side of room while going to MOPP IV *

You are exhibiting classic signs of asymptomatic Champlain Ebola - take two herbal enemas and post back in the morning.

Link Posted: 1/6/2006 5:58:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
How fast was the onset? In my experience the flu goes from 0 to 100% in less than a day.


Wednesday night.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 6:02:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
How fast was the onset? In my experience the flu goes from 0 to 100% in less than a day.


Wednesday night.



Egad. Midweek Champlain Ebola.



* dials USAMRIID on the red phone *

Link Posted: 1/6/2006 6:03:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 6:03:58 PM EDT by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
You are exhibiting classic signs of asymptomatic Champlain Ebola


But, this guy told me that the lake water was fine...

Link Posted: 1/6/2006 6:07:10 PM EDT
Chuck Norris needs to come to your house. One wink and your flu is gone just like that!
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