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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:27:34 PM EDT
Court to decide of Jesus existed

Italian court. Athiest claims that church teachings "con" people on widescale.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:28:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:29:05 PM EDT
We need a court to decide if this is a DUPE
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:30:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:32:06 PM EDT
I wish God would save us all the waisted time and tax money by striking these people dead.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:50:26 PM EDT
Not sure how Italian courts work, but wouldn't the question of his existence be outside of their jurisdiction?

If they just wanted to "try" the "genuine-ness" of the people teaching/preaching in His name in Italy, I'd think that would be a different story, though.


BTW, if they "find" He didn't exist, watch for 2-3 of our SCOTUS Justices to try and use this in an upcoming cases.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 1:58:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 1:59:43 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
LAWYER: "Your honor, if I may, I would like to take this opportunity to demonstrate to the jury that Jesus does not exist."
JUDGE: "Go ahead."
LAWYER: "First, I would like to ask the jury a question. Jesus is said to still exist, correct? He is supernatural, and if he wanted he could appear here right now. With that in mind, do you know what I am holding in my hand?
JUDGE: "Let the record show that he is holding a paper cup."
LAWYER: "Now, I will place this cup on this table. Jesus, if you exist, knock this cup off of the table. . . . Let the record show that the cup is still on the table. I rest my case."
JUDGE: *bangs gavel* "I have seen enough. I hearby rule that Jesus does not exist."
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 2:00:27 PM EDT
Turd sandwich.
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 2:06:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 2:07:16 PM EDT by 44Punk]

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
LAWYER: "Your honor, if I may, I would like to take this opportunity to demonstrate to the jury that Jesus does not exist."
JUDGE: "Go ahead."
LAWYER: "First, I would like to ask the jury a question. Jesus is said to still exist, correct? He is supernatural, and if he wanted he could appear here right now. With that in mind, do you know what I am holding in my hand?
JUDGE: "Let the record show that he is holding a paper cup."
LAWYER: "Now, I will place this cup on this table. Jesus, if you exist, knock this cup off of the table. . . . Let the record show that the cup is still on the table. I rest my case."
JUDGE: *bangs gavel* "I have seen enough. I hearby rule that Jesus does not exist."

That reminds me of the joke of a professor proving God does not exist because he is not stricken down when he tells God to do so. Then one of his students gets up and lays him out. "God was busy, so he sent me instead."
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 2:38:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2006 2:40:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2006 2:40:08 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=424961
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