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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:47:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 9:47:39 AM EDT by Boom_Stick]
"My gamer fragged your honor role student"

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:49:24 AM EDT
My favorite has always been

"Who cares if your kid is an honor student...YOU'RE still an idiot"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:51:27 AM EDT
"Why can't I be rich instead of being well hung?"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:52:09 AM EDT
"My son banged your honor student, and your son loved it"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:52:45 AM EDT
Best one I saw lately was "Last Carjacker Still In Trunk" over near detroit.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:53:19 AM EDT
I've seen:

My Doberman Ate Your Honor Student.

My Labrador Retriever Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student.


and I heard Neal Boortz say he'd like to see one that says:

Your Child Is An Honor Student In A Government School? So What!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:53:58 AM EDT
"Animals Taste Good"

I got this one to piss off the PETA tpyes on campus
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:57:00 AM EDT
3 of my favorites:

- "I only do what the voices in my head tell me"
- "Don't laugh at my car old man, your daughter might be in here"
- "I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:59:25 AM EDT
Silence is golden,
But Ducktape is silver.


Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:00:47 AM EDT
My kid can kick your honor student's ass!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:02:48 AM EDT
[Peggy Hill] Well MY son is God to billions of Asians!!! [/Peggy Hill]
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:03:55 AM EDT
There is plenty of room for all of God's creatures.........Right next to the mashed potatoes!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:05:35 AM EDT
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"Ban low-performance drivers, not high-performance cars"

"First Hilary, now us"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:12:12 AM EDT
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:13:12 AM EDT
Give war a chance
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:18:27 AM EDT

on the rear bumper:

THIS SIDE TOWARD SECOND PLACE



you saw it here first, I do believe I came up with it
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:18:54 AM EDT
Pray for War..........Kill for Peace
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:19:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 10:20:18 AM EDT by Austrian]

"None of this would have happened if we had picked our own cotton." (Think about it carefully...)

"Sorry I haven't called lately, mom. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:19:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg



BWAHAHAHA!

Where can I get one?

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:21:23 AM EDT

"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:22:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Boom_Stick:
"My gamer fragged your honor role roll student"




Fixed it for you
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:23:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
[Peggy Hill] Well MY son is God to billions of Asians!!! [/Peggy Hill]



I must be getting stupid, I don't get it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:26:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:



...and I heard Neal Boortz say he'd like to see one that says:

Your Child Is An Honor Student In A Government School? So What!





I like that one!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:32:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Austrian:
"None of this would have happened if we had picked our own cotton." (Think about it carefully...)

"Sorry I haven't called lately, mom. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."



Doh!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:34:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:34:39 AM EDT
<<< Passing Side ----------- Suicide >>>
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:39:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"




That's freaking hilarious. I bet a lot of people won't get it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:43:11 AM EDT
"Go ahead and laugh, mines paid for"
"My truck can run over your truck"

"My gamer fragged your honor role student" -thats great
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:45:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"







That is fantastic. I'd buy that one if I saw it.

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:47:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RUSSIANCATKILLA:
"Go ahead and laugh, mines paid for"





Along the same lines, I saw an old Ford pickup, some rust... well used truck- WORK truck. It had a sticker in the rear window that read:

What the Hell, it Runs.

LOL. So true!


Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:49:08 AM EDT
Not technically a bumper sticker, but I saw this last month and took a phone pic because I loved it.



Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:49:54 AM EDT
"If animals weren't meant to be eaten...
How come they're made outta MEAT?"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:51:20 AM EDT
I laughed at:

"Imagine Whirled Peas"

and

"Dip me in honey and feed me to the Lesbians"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:52:19 AM EDT
People Eating Tasty Animals!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:55:35 AM EDT
"To hell with your honor student, my kids RODEO"

Saw it up in Globe, AZ.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 10:55:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 10:57:27 AM EDT by imposter]
Saw this one in London:

Keep England Beautiful
Take Your Trash to Wales
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 11:03:47 AM EDT
I was going to go to work today, but the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns

Seen on a p/u truck w/cap, MA plates.


Link Posted: 1/5/2006 11:04:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LaBelleRebel:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
"Visit Andersonville, GA: The South's Original Tourist Trap"







That is fantastic. I'd buy that one if I saw it.




So would I, for a friend of mine who's a Civil War reenactor......
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 11:07:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By imposter:
Saw this one in London:

Keep England Beautiful
Take Your Trash to Wales



Seen in a shop on a transport cafe (truck stop) on the Scottish-English border:

Keep Scotland Tidy-Throw All Your Trash in England!

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 11:17:41 AM EDT
Visualize Whirled Peas
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 11:24:16 AM EDT
During the Clinton years: "My president had sex with your honor student"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 12:23:46 PM EDT
Personal Favorite

"Socialism is dead, But Washington wants to give it another try"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 12:39:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 12:40:09 PM EDT by Zakk_Wylde_470]

Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg



BWAHAHAHA!

Where can I get one?




www.bumperart.com/

It was a custom made sticker, but I don't know if they do that anymore.

ETA: They still do, but you have to register for a free account first.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 12:48:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
"If animals weren't meant to be eaten...
How come they're made outta MEAT?"



My favorite so far!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:21:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
As seen on the back of my Ram before my "oval" RKBA and 556 stickers from LLE

img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/after.jpg




Thats great! I wonder how the libs would like that on my pickup.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:27:00 PM EDT
Saw this on a license plate holder in Anchorage:
"Fat girls don't get kidnapped"

And my personal favorite bumper sticker, ever:
"Alaska, our state is bigger than yours"

And one I have, but haven't put on yet:
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:28:52 PM EDT
Seen on a dump truck:

Pave the Rain Forest!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:37:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 1:39:06 PM EDT by Tanam]
If you can read this thank a teacher. If you can read it in english thank a vet.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:44:51 PM EDT
Got Kevlar?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:52:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 1:53:23 PM EDT by kissfan]
I "heart" NYmphos

Bring more! I'm always looking for new things to put in my online store.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 1:56:32 PM EDT
I saw this written on a black car that was dirty.

My son is Queer
He's a Big Colon Commando
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