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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:40:25 AM EDT
I am in the delivery room awaiting on my wife to give birth. Should I start drinking? So far everything is going great. I willTake any advice on anything concerning this matter.

Thanks in advance.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:42:34 AM EDT
they let you surf in the delivery room?

I'd get off the net if I was you

Taffy

Hope all goes well
Taffy
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:44:00 AM EDT
Get your ass in the room right beside her. Thats all the advice you need... Post pics later....
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:44:53 AM EDT
WHY?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:45:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Reb52:
WHY?



Please tell me your joking.....
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:46:53 AM EDT
Go home and get drunk. Every penny you will earn for the next 20 years is already spent.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:49:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 2:50:58 AM EDT by Reb52]
I am talking on my cell and typing with one hand. I am holding her hand as I type.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:51:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:

Originally Posted By Reb52:
WHY?



Please tell me your joking.....



All she's going to be doing is taking time between grunts of pain to cuss at him for putting the damn thing into her.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:51:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:

Originally Posted By Reb52:
WHY?



Please tell me your joking.....



All she's going to be doing is taking time between grunts of pain to cuss at him for putting the damn thing into her.



BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! So true
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:52:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Reb52:
I am talking on my cell and typing with one hand. I am holding her hand as I type.



This is the birth of your child. You will have plenty of time to chat and type.... Be with her, comfort her and let her curse you to hell.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:56:41 AM EDT
She's talkin on her cell phone now. I'm bored
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:57:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Reb52:
She's talkin on her cell phone now. I'm bored



Well hell..... This isnt going as it should. LOL!!!


Oh well... Guess she will have a boring birth... As long as its a good one and the baby is healthy, thats all that matters.

Oh

Congrats BTW...

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 2:58:36 AM EDT
This thread says tons about our culture and new technologies...wild....

Good luck man. I hope the baby is healthy!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:01:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HillBillySasquatch:
This thread says tons about our culture and new technologies...wild....

Good luck man. I hope the baby is healthy!



If it is a camera phone, this could get interesting.

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:01:42 AM EDT
Man up and get in there. You'll regret it if you miss it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:07:10 AM EDT
HEY I 'm holding her hand. Tripod set up with recorder. Digital camera at the ready.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:09:07 AM EDT
Don't ask the doc to put in a few extra stitches.

It may seem funny now, but you'll never hear the end of it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:11:16 AM EDT
They are breaking her water now!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:14:24 AM EDT
Now I have seen/heard everything...
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:15:44 AM EDT
play by play action going on here.

congrats
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:17:17 AM EDT
That wasn't so bad.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:17:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 3:18:22 AM EDT by WolfFox]

Originally Posted By Reb52:
They are breaking her water now!!!


Put on your boots!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:34:00 AM EDT
Wish her good luck.
Buy cigars and wait.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:38:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Reb52:
That wasn't so bad.



Don't tell your wife that!

Congrats to both of you!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:40:50 AM EDT
This has to be a first.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:43:48 AM EDT
You are right it is our first.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:44:28 AM EDT
log off the intra web your child is coming into the world!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:56:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 4:00:43 AM EDT by TrijiCog]
Could you please re-title the thread to include the word "Hivemind" ? You will get more concise answers that way.

FWIW,this guy has to be joking..If not,I will have seen everything. The AOLWEB will have finally accomplished it's mission.The mission being to get people to surf the web in search of common sense.

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 3:59:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Reb52:
I am talking on my cell and typing with one hand. I am holding her hand as I type.



Only on ARFCOM!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 4:26:43 AM EDT
If this isn't just some joke, you do need to get in there and be a part of it. Be sure and take pictures of the new arrival afterwards. Meanwhile, GET OFF ARFCOM and turn that phone off!

Oh, and congrats!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 4:29:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FITTER:
If this isn't just some joke, you do need to get in there and be a part of it. Be sure and take pictures of the new arrival afterwards. Meanwhile, GET OFF ARFCOM and turn that phone off!

Oh, and congrats!




I can guarantee that this is NOT a joke. I know Reb and they are definately in the hospital delivering their child.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 4:39:53 AM EDT
Hope you wore a cup, in case she decides to let you "share the experience".

Congratulations to you and your's!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 4:49:01 AM EDT
Still waiting. Started Drinking.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:01:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 5:03:28 AM EDT by TrijiCog]

Originally Posted By rebel_rifle:

Originally Posted By FITTER:
If this isn't just some joke, you do need to get in there and be a part of it. Be sure and take pictures of the new arrival afterwards. Meanwhile, GET OFF ARFCOM and turn that phone off!

Oh, and congrats!




I can guarantee that this is NOT a joke. I know Reb and they are definately in the hospital delivering their child.



Congrats to you then Reb,but damn...Surfing ARFCOM while your wife is about to deliver your baby??? This leads me to think that without ARFCOM, and it's "Hivemind",some people would forget to wake up in the morning without some sort of consensus and advice.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:03:23 AM EDT
Find a plate mail glove real quick. If not, you'll find out why.

Congrats!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:04:54 AM EDT
She loves y'als responses. Her mom and dad are reading these post and thinks it great that people from around the world are sharing this event.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:04:54 AM EDT
I just got off the phone with him. They are still waiting. It may be awhile.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:10:14 AM EDT
When my wife was in delivery, I did not have one thought of the computer. I was on here side the whole time, except when I left the room so I can go into the room where they kept snacks and drink.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:14:00 AM EDT
She's reading a book and I am bored.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:16:14 AM EDT
they induced labor?

my wife was in labor for about 16 hrs.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:18:55 AM EDT
Hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:26:37 AM EDT


Where in Tennessee ?

I had my first five months ago, I very happy for you.

Jake.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 5:34:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hanau:
they induced labor?

my wife was in labor for about 16 hrs.



Back in Oct. 2003 when my wife was pregnant with our first child they tried to induce labor. It was a no-go. They tried for two days before they took the baby by C-section at 12:22AM!

This time exactly one week from now we will be back in the hospital for baby #2 to arrive via C-section. At least this time there won't be two days of waiting.

Sorry to hijack. Congrats on the new future AR owner!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:37:14 AM EDT
Knoxville

Where in MS?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:38:57 AM EDT
They are placing the eperdurol now. WOW I don't really like this.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:47:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:49:54 AM EDT

Boy?

Girl?


Congratulati­ons!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:52:23 AM EDT
I thought we had run out of Material......


Congrats

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:56:03 AM EDT
Drinking is not the solution, will only make your problems worse. If I was you I woud consider the French Foriegn Legion, and never look back
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 6:56:20 AM EDT
This is pretty funny. tag for out come.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 7:00:56 AM EDT
Good luck and congrats, Reb52.

Now, put your wife on so we can get her perspective.
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