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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:06:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Damn And I thought it was going to be another group grope thread.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:07 PM EDT
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Thought this was pics of the foursome
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:32 PM EDT
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Visions of the Bacterial Vaginosis thread were dancing through my head.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:33 PM EDT
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do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?
Becase she was a woman. 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:21:50 PM EDT
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So, how many people did she kill?
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:26:32 PM EDT
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RUN FOREST RUN!
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:47 PM EDT
[#8]
So it was the stupid teaching the ignorant?
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:49 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:33:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Damn. You guys are harsh on the ladies.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:34:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Hopefully there was no clutch involved.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:36:17 PM EDT
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"but mom, I thought I had to ride the stick, not shift it"
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:37:21 PM EDT
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Whenever you see a girl being taught how to drive, look at her eyes. You'll see them closed pretty often. A friend pointed this out to many many years. I've probably taught a dozen girls how to drive over the years, and all of them closed their eyes at one point or another. It's scary.z
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:41:11 PM EDT
[#14]
"Not until you get to high school sweetie, for now just use your hand." |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:45:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Were they talking on the cell also?
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:47:02 PM EDT
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I think that's part of the training. |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:53:55 PM EDT
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Let me guess:
You pulled them over, gave the mom a ticket, tried to get into the girl's pants, then shot their dog. Admit it, how close did I come?
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:19:33 PM EDT
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Do you guys know why women are not good drivers?
There are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom!!
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:32:23 PM EDT
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It could haVE BEEN WORSE:
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:36:23 PM EDT
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 You guys are MEAN!! |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:37:33 PM EDT
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Fixed it for ya. |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:39:13 PM EDT
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Fixed again. 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:45:35 PM EDT
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Touch a nerve Senora? 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:46:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:47:48 PM EDT
[#25]
So, a hopeless situation all around? 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:48:35 PM EDT
[#26]
WEE LET'S BASH FRENCH AND MEXICANS
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:48:54 PM EDT
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At least she'll know how to get to the store and get me a sammich! |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:49:58 PM EDT
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Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway! 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:52:34 PM EDT
[#29]
 I wish I had some good jokes to get in on the bashing, but alas, I don't. 
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:52:55 PM EDT
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The first person I saw killed right in front of me was hit in the crosswalk by the guy running the red light while he was talking on his cell phone. Poor little old lady.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 3:58:47 PM EDT
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I was riding with my gf's mom as her little sister was just learing to drive.
The parked car came closer and closer When I said something they both told me to shut up almost at the same time CRASH Oh and Texas will beat USC tonight |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:02:23 PM EDT
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You all think so.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:09:52 PM EDT
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Yes, and read the newspaper and apply make up, ON the freeway, but she didn't say she could keep it in one lane without swerving or at least using the blinker to change lanes or know to get to the right BEFORE your exit comes up so you don't have to skate through 3 or 4 lanes of traffic to get off. (I'm not saying you can't drive 4xy , it just seems that every time I need to take evasive action on the highway, or get run into the suicide lanes, it's always a girl on a cell phone. )
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:10:01 PM EDT
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Some good French jokes would hit the spot right now. Good call. |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:11:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:46:01 PM EDT
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Fuck france and mexico /French & Mexican 2nd //American First. |
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