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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:05:07 PM EDT
a woman was trying to teach a young female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:06:17 PM EDT
Damn And I thought it was going to be another group grope thread.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:07 PM EDT
Thought this was pics of the foursome
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:32 PM EDT
Visions of the Bacterial Vaginosis thread were dancing through my head.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:33 PM EDT
do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

Becase she was a woman.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:21:50 PM EDT
So, how many people did she kill?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:26:32 PM EDT
RUN FOREST RUN!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

Becase she was a woman.





Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:47 PM EDT
So it was the stupid teaching the ignorant?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:31:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Damn And I thought it was going to be another group grope thread.



+1
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:33:43 PM EDT
Damn. You guys are harsh on the ladies.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:34:57 PM EDT
Hopefully there was no clutch involved.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:36:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:37:21 PM EDT
Whenever you see a girl being taught how to drive, look at her eyes. You'll see them closed pretty often. A friend pointed this out to many many years. I've probably taught a dozen girls how to drive over the years, and all of them closed their eyes at one point or another. It's scary.z
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:41:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
"but mom, I thought I had to ride the stick, not shift it"



"Not until you get to high school sweetie, for now just use your hand."
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:45:37 PM EDT
Were they talking on the cell also?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:47:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fxntime:
Were they talking on the cell also?



I think that's part of the training.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:53:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 2:54:43 PM EDT by Merlin]
Let me guess:

You pulled them over, gave the mom a ticket, tried to get into the girl's pants, then shot their dog.

Admit it, how close did I come?

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Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:19:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 3:21:02 PM EDT by Dredd308]
Do you guys know why women are not good drivers?

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There are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom!!

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:32:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 3:33:04 PM EDT by captainpooby]
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental woman was trying to teach a young Oriental female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:36:23 PM EDT


You guys are MEAN!!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:37:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:39:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:45:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.



Touch a nerve Senora?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:46:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 3:49:50 PM EDT by TIMMAH]

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegalretarded liberal half French half Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal retarded liberal half French half Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot while drinking a crapachino from starbucks and talking on a cell phone.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:47:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a woman was trying to teach a young female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.



So, a hopeless situation all around?

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:48:35 PM EDT
WEE LET'S BASH FRENCH AND MEXICANS

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:48:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a woman was trying to teach a young female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.


At least she'll know how to get to the store and get me a sammich!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:49:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.



Touch a nerve Senora?



Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:52:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
WEE LET'S BASH FRENCH AND MEXICANS






I wish I had some good jokes to get in on the bashing, but alas, I don't.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:52:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway!



The first person I saw killed right in front of me was hit in the crosswalk by the guy running the red light while he was talking on his cell phone. Poor little old lady.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:58:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 4:00:44 PM EDT by Badass03]
I was riding with my gf's mom as her little sister was just learing to drive.

The parked car came closer and closer

When I said something they both told me to shut up almost at the same time

CRASH

Oh and Texas will beat USC tonight
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:02:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.



Touch a nerve Senora?



Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway!



You all think so.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:09:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 4:11:31 PM EDT by Daytona955i]

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:



Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.




Fixed it for ya.



Fixed again.



Touch a nerve Senora?



Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway!



Yes, and read the newspaper and apply make up, ON the freeway, but she didn't say she could keep it in one lane without swerving or at least using the blinker to change lanes or know to get to the right BEFORE your exit comes up so you don't have to skate through 3 or 4 lanes of traffic to get off.

(I'm not saying you can't drive 4xy, it just seems that every time I need to take evasive action on the highway, or get run into the suicide lanes, it's always a girl on a cell phone. )
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:10:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SkyCatII:

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
WEE LET'S BASH FRENCH AND MEXICANS






I wish I had some good jokes to get in on the bashing, but alas, I don't.



Some good French jokes would hit the spot right now.
Good call.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:11:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
It could haVE BEEN WORSE:


Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
a Oriental Illegal Mexican woman was trying to teach a young Oriental Illegal Mexican female how to drive in the grocery store parking lot.



Fixed it for ya.


Fixed again.


Touch a nerve Senora?


Hell NO! I can drive, talk on the phone, and eat lunch while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway!

While in Reverse!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
WEE LET'S BASH FRENCH AND MEXICANS





Fuck france and mexico

/French & Mexican 2nd
//American First.
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