Chicks that like ya to talk dirty to 'em - Page 2

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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:27:44 PM EDT

[#1]

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No BS, I dated a girl when I was 21 that liked being tied up, etc. One night we are walking in the door and she is asking me to rape her..

I asked what she meant and she said she wanted me to chase her around the house, throw her down on the floor, tear her clothes off, and forcefully fuck her, all the while she tries to stop me..

I was too freaked out by that so it never happened.

I would have said, in response... "I like my rape victims dead." And pulled out a knife to see what she said.

Another one I have always liked... "Shut up and start sucking!"

Posted: 1/4/2006 4:29:13 PM EDT

[#2]

Spank her.

Posted: 1/4/2006 4:30:44 PM EDT

[#3]

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quote lines from "the 40 year old virgin"

"oh yeah, lets do it! oh yeah lets have sex!

"Oh, man, I love titties."

Posted: 1/4/2006 4:32:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Tell her "shut the fuck up, it's not about you"

Posted: 1/4/2006 5:30:35 PM EDT

[#5]

You're hot but your mother does that thing with her tongue.

Posted: 1/4/2006 5:41:25 PM EDT

[#6]

I'd contribute one but it's a sure lock for the topic, I'm afraid.

CJ

Posted: 1/4/2006 5:46:54 PM EDT

[#7]

whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase, flapping beef curtain

Posted: 1/4/2006 5:54:42 PM EDT

[#8]

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So she says give me twelve inches and make it hurt !!
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth.

Oh dude, uncalled for. I now have diet pepsi all over my monitor

Posted: 1/4/2006 5:55:30 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm checking this thread out for advise...

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:02:07 PM EDT

[#10]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ Hairy axe wound

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:05:35 PM EDT

[#11]

It doesn't matter so much what you say, the important thing is to not break eye contact.

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:07:05 PM EDT

[#12]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ Bearded Clam

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:35:59 PM EDT

[#13]

A guy from work used to work as a bouncer at a bar/nightclub.

One night he saw a couple get into the back of a Tahoe a little ways down the street. Seconds later the guy falls out of the back door with his pants down and her screaming. He and others go running to the scene. She peels out and speeds away. The guy is just sitting on the sidewalk stunned.

"She told me to dirty to her as we did it so Icalled her a dirty fucking whore. She got all pissed off and started kicking the shit out of me!"

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:55:43 PM EDT

[#14]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clam~~fur burger

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:58:36 PM EDT

[#15]

Take in your pooper while I take some pics

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:07:40 PM EDT

[#16]

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I wanna slam your labia in a car door

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:07:49 PM EDT

[#17]

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So she says give me twelve inches and make it hurt !!
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth.

Dude, f'n hilarious.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:13:20 PM EDT

[#18]

+10000000000000000000000
Should have done it though.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:14:34 PM EDT

[#19]

@ this thread

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:15:07 PM EDT

[#20]

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The quiet ones are ALWAYS the wildest. It's been my experience anyway.

Too bad most of them can't hold a conversation and are boring outside of the bedroom. I know this is arfcom blasphemy, but good sex isn't enough for a successful relationship.

I generally find them quiet for awhile.. until they open up.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:16:40 PM EDT

[#21]

"Can you put your feet behind your head like your sister does?"

-REAPER2502

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:20:51 PM EDT

[#22]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
beanie for your weenie

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:22:38 PM EDT

[#23]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
beanie for your weenie

vertical smile

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:22:50 PM EDT

[#24]

I was having sex with an ex-girlfriend once and off the top of my head said : "What are you ?"

It was great, she started saying she was my "slut whore... Fuck me like a good whore" I lasted about 30sec after that. Never could get her to do it again.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:25:12 PM EDT

[#25]

tagging for the next twelve pages....

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:25:23 PM EDT

[#26]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
beanie for your weenie

vertical smile

Mossy Cave

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:29:17 PM EDT

[#27]

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Women do not want to be "raped." --- They do want to be dominated by a strong male presence. I'm serious.

They crave a masculine man, not the BS metro "man" that liberals so worship.

CMOS

big +1-i don't care what they say, they all want a dominate man (in my experience anyway)

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:31:54 PM EDT

[#28]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
~~beanie for your weenie~~

~~vertical smile~~

~~Mossy Cave~~

Bearded Fish Taco

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:36:47 PM EDT

[#29]

I've run into more freaky women in the six years since my
divorce , then I ever did back in my 20s .

Seems that after they get a few miles on them
they aren't so shy about asking for what they want .
What I found even more surprising is that outward
appearance is no indication of what lurks beneath .

So far ... so good

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:39:38 PM EDT

[#30]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
~~beanie for your weenie~~

~~vertical smile~~

~~Mossy Cave~~

Bearded Fish Taco

Young - Razor slit on a peach

Old - Wagon track in a cow pie

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:48:25 PM EDT

[#31]

One in particular really loved it in the ass while I told her what "a dirty little girl she was, nice girls don't take it in the ass" etc. I am not sure if she wanted for me to call her a slut or whore or anything really degrading like that but I couldn't anyway.

I love a woman who can honestly want to be fucked in the ass and ask for it. But I cannot respect a woman who wants me to truly degrade her and then I don't want to be there. There are plenty of royal asshole men out there to satisfy those pathetic women.

I had another girlfriend who liked to be tied up or to struggle a lot during sex but that was more about being dominated than being degraded.

Sorry, no pictures on the pooper. Although she did suggest it once when my camera batteries were dead.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:49:57 PM EDT

[#32]

Some girls have issues with sex. "Good girls don't enjoy this." "Good girls dont do this"

So you act out the dominant male role, and "they have no choice".. then they're freed to enjoy it.

This is basic female emotional BS, it extends to how chicks will give up the pussy for the right attitude on a guy even if married / BF'd. "I had no choice"

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:58:28 PM EDT

[#33]

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Mention her brother and see how she reacts.

or just say something like "oh big sister ......"

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:03:18 PM EDT

[#34]

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For most girls, they don't like being called "slut" "whore" "bitch" or any variation.
Most just want a little dirty talk like "oh yea baby, you like that cock?" or "you like having me eat your pussy, don't you?"

They want to be excited, not degraded.
If you find a chick who likes to be called "daddy's little suck slut", run.
Ask me how I know.

OK. How do you know?

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:05:04 PM EDT

[#35]

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For most girls, they don't like being called "slut" "whore" "bitch" or any variation.
Most just want a little dirty talk like "oh yea baby, you like that cock?" or "you like having me eat your pussy, don't you?"

They want to be excited, not degraded.
If you find a chick who likes to be called "daddy's little suck slut", run.
Ask me how I know.

OK. How do you know?

No, no. It's "Daddy's little cumslut".

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:08:07 PM EDT

[#36]

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So she says give me twelve inches and make it hurt !!
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth.

last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:11:51 PM EDT

[#37]

If you really want them screaming for more do what I do. While your fucking her doggy style and just when she starts to cum, donkey punch her in the pussy real hard. While pulling out shove your thumb up her ass and with a bewildered look on her face give her the dirty sanchez (shit mustache" then leave.

If she calls you after that you got a keeper.

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:20:30 PM EDT

[#38]

so tagged

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:32:16 PM EDT

[#39]

"Oooh, that creamy yogurt you're making down in your cellar is making me hot baby, it smells like we're at the beach" "Please stops scratching it baby, you're ruining the mood"

Posted: 1/4/2006 8:56:24 PM EDT

[#40]

MISERY you really do need different company

Posted: 1/4/2006 9:33:00 PM EDT

[#41]

OMFG this thread made me cry laughing.

Girls that like dirty talk are a lot of fun. There isn't much you can't say, just don't outwardly degrade or insult her.

Posted: 1/4/2006 9:38:31 PM EDT

[#42]

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MISERY you really do need different company

"Oh yeah, that cauliflower growing down there is really feeling good against my riot stick, maybe we should close the window so the flies stop coming in"

"Oh baby, I wish you had an ileostomy so I could jam by probe into your stoma and examine you like no one ever has"

Posted: 1/5/2006 5:56:31 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:05:20 AM EDT

[#44]

All the comments listed are far more effective if you wear the Burger King mask.

"I'm better than Ronald, tell me I am, you dirty little Hamburgler!"

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:30:08 AM EDT

[#45]

OMFG!!! Just when I thought arfcom couldn't possibly get ANY better!!!

STOP IT!! My co-workers are looking at me funny...again!

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:46:29 AM EDT

[#46]

MAN: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
WOMAN: Aight.
MAN: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
WOMAN: I slip out of my pants, just for you, adult chat man.
MAN: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
WOMAN: Oh, I like to play dress up.
MAN: Me too baby.
WOMAN: I kiss you softly on your chest.
MAN: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
WOMAN: Hey...
MAN: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
WOMAN: Funny I still don't see it.
MAN: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
WOMAN: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
MAN: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
MAN: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
WOMAN: Don't ever message me again you piece of s**t.
MAN: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
MAN: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
MAN: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
MAN: Baby?

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:48:55 AM EDT

[#47]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:50:17 AM EDT

[#48]

"As I was gettin my fuck on"

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:56:53 AM EDT

[#49]

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whatever you do.. do not mention this phrase,~~flapping beef curtain~~ ~~Hairy axe wound~~ ~~Bearded Clamfur burger~~
~~beanie for your weenie~~

~~vertical smile~~

~~Mossy Cave~~

Bearded Fish Taco

Baloney curtains

Whisker biscuit

Gristle pudding

What are we, in 6th grade again?

Posted: 1/5/2006 6:58:53 AM EDT

[#50]

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Take in your pooper while I take some pics

yeah...that's a new one.

sheesh.

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