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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:02:22 PM EDT
After just returning from using the dreded "temp office", I wondered if others followed my strategy.
I always lay down two or three ass gaskets before sitting down and, if the unit has been serviced recently, throw 3 or 4 down the hole to prevent the horrible "blue butt". So, how do the rest of you proceed with the paperwork? Sit directly on plastic? Squat a couple of inches above the rim? Choke the damned thing with paper? Just wondering out loud as it takes me about ten minutes just for the paperwork. 
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:03:34 PM EDT
[#1]
I just shit on the seat and sit back and watch the next guy cuss.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:03:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Last time I had to go it was bad so I just sat down
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:06:29 PM EDT
[#3]
I usually didn't sit on the seat.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:08:55 PM EDT
[#4]
 I must admit that I had to "blow gunite" a couple of weeks ago and did the same. I was about ten feet away when the next sorry soul walk in and started cussing. |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:43:23 PM EDT
[#5]
If you shit on the seat and then sit back, wouldn't you be sitting in your own shit? 
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:44:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Good point.  
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:46:24 PM EDT
[#7]
The three sea shells of course. Where been man? |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:47:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Almost blew on up for shits and giggles but thought better of it as we were the only guys on base with bang at the time.
I rather wish I did, I was always wondering what 2 blocks of C-4 would do to one.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:48:59 PM EDT
[#9]
I will pay for video footage.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:49:37 PM EDT
[#10]
I have never crapped in a porta-pot. Never.
I have crapped in a lot of places, but never in a porta-pot. |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:50:16 PM EDT
[#11]
If I was still in, it would be done!!! 
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:50:47 PM EDT
[#12]
I pushed one over whle this asshole was in it in the 8th grade. Shitters full!
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:53:51 PM EDT
[#13]
+1 I'd go in the forest or what have you, but god I feel sorry for the dudes and women that have to use them!
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:56:15 PM EDT
[#14]
I'd drive over 100 miles to go home to take a shit before I'd ever shit in a public place, let alone a porta-potty.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:56:22 PM EDT
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I had a Sgt who was in one and a CH-47 "Shithook" came over to slingload a howitzer. The rotor wash blew the porta-shitter over and it tumbled a few times too while he was in it. 
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:57:31 PM EDT
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I shit before I leave the house because I can't extrude in places that aren't familiar.I'm kinda girly that way.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:59:27 PM EDT
[#17]
man I just shit in the woods, I've pushed over so many of the portables with people in them that one of the fuckers probably follows me around just waiting for the time I go in one so they can push it over on me and gets some payback.
MLW>"< |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 1:03:28 PM EDT
[#18]
I don't use porta potties.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 1:04:46 PM EDT
[#19]
i will soil myself before I use one
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Posted: 1/3/2006 1:44:24 PM EDT
[#20]
I don't shit in portta-potties...
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Posted: 1/3/2006 1:45:27 PM EDT
[#21]
I would tend to agree with everone that said they'd rather not. Unfortunately, in the construction business they are as common as forklifts.
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Posted: 1/3/2006 2:00:26 PM EDT
[#22]
I learned to hold it.
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