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Posted: 1/3/2006 12:02:22 PM EDT
After just returning from using the dreded "temp office", I wondered if others followed my strategy.
I always lay down two or three ass gaskets before sitting down and, if the unit has been serviced recently, throw 3 or 4 down the hole to prevent the horrible "blue butt".
So, how do the rest of you proceed with the paperwork? Sit directly on plastic? Squat a couple of inches above the rim? Choke the damned thing with paper?
Just wondering out loud as it takes me about ten minutes just for the paperwork.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:03:34 PM EDT
I just shit on the seat and sit back and watch the next guy cuss.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:03:59 PM EDT
Last time I had to go it was bad so I just sat down
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:06:29 PM EDT
I usually didn't sit on the seat.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:08:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I just shit on the seat and sit back and watch the next guy cuss.





I must admit that I had to "blow gunite" a couple of weeks ago and did the same. I was about ten feet away when the next sorry soul walk in and started cussing.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:43:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I just shit on the seat and sit back and watch the next guy cuss.



If you shit on the seat and then sit back, wouldn't you be sitting in your own shit?
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:44:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I just shit on the seat and sit back and watch the next guy cuss.



If you shit on the seat and then sit back, wouldn't you be sitting in your own shit?



Good point.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:46:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 12:46:49 PM EDT by Boom_Stick]

How do you conduct your "paperwork"



The three sea shells of course. Where been man?
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:47:27 PM EDT
Almost blew on up for shits and giggles but thought better of it as we were the only guys on base with bang at the time.

I rather wish I did, I was always wondering what 2 blocks of C-4 would do to one.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:48:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Almost blew on up for shits and giggles but thought better of it as we were the only guys on base with bang at the time.

I rather wish I did, I was always wondering what 2 blocks of C-4 would do to one.



I will pay for video footage.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:49:37 PM EDT
I have never crapped in a porta-pot. Never.

I have crapped in a lot of places, but never in a porta-pot.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:50:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FMJshooter:

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Almost blew on up for shits and giggles but thought better of it as we were the only guys on base with bang at the time.

I rather wish I did, I was always wondering what 2 blocks of C-4 would do to one.



I will pay for video footage.



If I was still in, it would be done!!!
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:50:47 PM EDT
I pushed one over whle this asshole was in it in the 8th grade. Shitters full!
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:53:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I have never crapped in a porta-pot. Never.

I have crapped in a lot of places, but never in a porta-pot.



+1 I'd go in the forest or what have you, but god I feel sorry for the dudes and women that have to use them!
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:56:15 PM EDT
I'd drive over 100 miles to go home to take a shit before I'd ever shit in a public place, let alone a porta-potty.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:56:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MOBLINGIN:
I pushed one over whle this asshole was in it in the 8th grade. Shitters full!



I had a Sgt who was in one and a CH-47 "Shithook" came over to slingload a howitzer. The rotor wash blew the porta-shitter over and it tumbled a few times too while he was in it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:57:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 12:58:29 PM EDT by TrijiCog]
I shit before I leave the house because I can't extrude in places that aren't familiar.I'm kinda girly that way.

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:59:27 PM EDT
man I just shit in the woods, I've pushed over so many of the portables with people in them that one of the fuckers probably follows me around just waiting for the time I go in one so they can push it over on me and gets some payback.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 1:03:28 PM EDT
I don't use porta potties.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 1:04:46 PM EDT
i will soil myself before I use one
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 1:44:24 PM EDT
I don't shit in portta-potties...
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 1:45:27 PM EDT
I would tend to agree with everone that said they'd rather not. Unfortunately, in the construction business they are as common as forklifts.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:00:26 PM EDT
I learned to hold it.
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