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Posted: 1/3/2006 9:22:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 9:22:50 AM EDT by Dusty_C]
Ok, so last night I'm reading some stuff, written by a woman, and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at part of it, almost yelling "RIGHT ON" at other parts, and generally being in agreement with everything that I've read her write so far. Her ideas are very similar to mine except she's far more intelligent than I could ever be and more articulate than anyone I've ever known in my life. She's older, which is cool, but I might be to young for her. I think I'm in love though Ya'll might know her.

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Anne "ruger is a girls best friend" Coulter
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 9:23:21 AM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]
So, when does the stalking begin?
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:42 AM EDT
Ya, I'd hit it post haste.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:54 AM EDT
Wait till you see a full body shot of her. You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:25:00 AM EDT
I know her very well. I have had a close relationship with her for years. We have spent many days together in court.

I have the restraining orders to prove it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:25:15 AM EDT
My ONLY beef with Ann is that she smokes a lot from what I've read.

Other than that, she's great. Right up there with Thomas Sowell in the "Only articles I cheer in my idiotic liberal newspaper" category.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:26:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ShadowOne:
Wait till you see a full body shot of her. You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.



Ya, but if he marries her, she'll fatten right up. I guarantold ya!
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:27:39 AM EDT
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:28:34 AM EDT
She needs to brush them teeth and then I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:33:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.



She could use a sammich or eighty.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:52:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.



She could use a sammich or eighty.




At least you won't get lost in the blubber.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:54:06 AM EDT

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:54:38 AM EDT
Funny, I have yet to read anything titled "My Perfect Man, Dusty C."
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:17:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Funny, I have yet to read anything titled "My Perfect Man, Dusty C."

And you never will. At least, that I've written.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:19:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:20:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I know her very well. I have had a close relationship with her for years. We have spent many days together in court.

I have the restraining orders to prove it.




Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:20:18 AM EDT
Keep your mitts off my woman, boy!

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:10:09 PM EDT
Damn fine lookin' woman.
So she is a smoker; well then I guess I would be willing to try some smoked pie!h.gif
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:16:26 PM EDT
While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:30:03 PM EDT
Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:32:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...



+1
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:34:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.




+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.



Blech.

Y'all can have her.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:35:23 PM EDT
Shes too ignorant. I suppose if you are just in it for the s3x, then I guess that wouldnt matter.

There still is something about here that I just can't get over.

This on the other hand

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:36:56 PM EDT
I like women that know sammich architecture, not politics.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:37:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lagadelphia:

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...



+1



-1.........Ann's a hottie
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:38:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellraiser:
Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.





I'd have no problem with her, when I got tired of hearing her bitch, I'd just tell her the STFU before I slapped her in the mouth with my dick....................................and if she didn't shut up, I'd do it.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 2:40:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
My ONLY beef with Ann is that she smokes a lot from what I've read.
.



She'd be smokin alot when I got done with her....
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 3:57:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 4:58:34 AM EDT by PocketG]

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 4:05:34 PM EDT
Ann Coulter's mind in Selma Hayek's body....... Now that would be nice....
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 4:22:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellraiser:
Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.




Yeah, those oh-so-entertaining little remarks that she has in her columns and on TV are always good for a chuckle...until she sends one your way for taking too long to find a parking spot, or for stopping off with a guys for a couple of brewskis after work.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 4:29:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.




+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.



Blech.

Y'all can have her.



Yep. She is all venom and insults.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 4:33:09 PM EDT
Ann Coulter Rock's. She's a good lookin gal and kick's those democrats butts...... I would nominate her for president.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 5:34:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 5:34:44 PM EDT by FAIL-SAFE]
I'd hit her in the keister, mostly cuz I'm afraid her pie will bite my fuck stick off.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 6:12:39 PM EDT
She is the only woman my wife has given me permission to stalk if something happens to her. When and if I sweep her off her feet you will all be invited to the Vegas wedding.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 6:25:02 PM EDT
Amazing how many of you are afraid of a strong-minded woman. Y'all wearin' yer wifebeaters right now?

Honestly, you people wouldn't last 3 minutes with Mrs. samsong if you think Ann Coulter's too mean. I LOVE Ann.

OTOH, Mrs. samsong hates her.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 6:25:27 PM EDT
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.

Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:07:30 PM EDT
is that necessary?
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:11:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I like women that know sammich architecture, not politics.



I like 'em less when they're uppity.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:51:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.




Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 9:51:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FAIL-SAFE:

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.




Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.



But I really did it!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:41:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tostitos:

Originally Posted By FAIL-SAFE:

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.



Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.


But I really did it!


Blow-up dolls with a masking tape name tag don't count.

Thanks for trying.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:20:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.




+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.



Blech.

Y'all can have her.



Yep. She is all venom and insults.



And she's correct. Which hurts all the more.

She calls 'em as she sees 'em. And she gets the liberals in my town VERY upset, because deep down, they know she's correct in her judgments. The truth hurts.

And jangled Dems are a good thing- keeps 'em off balance.

Hey- Paul Krugman of the NYT sends out his vast pronouncements from on high, full of errors, but nobody says boo, and he's even more vitriolic towards the center and right. Where's the outrage towards him?

Nobody ever got far in American politics by being nice.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:22:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.




Holy high school, Batman! It's the star of the eighth grade boys' lavatory stalls, tostitos, himself....
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:24:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ShadowOne:
...You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.



So?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:06:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By ShadowOne:
...You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.



So?

She can take it
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:12:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:13:44 AM EDT
I think THIS woman might be more your style:

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:14:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 7:40:40 AM EDT by BillSouthCarolina]
edit:

This is more like it
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:19:39 AM EDT
IBTL!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:20:27 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:21:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FALARAK:
IBTL!

I IM'd him and told him to take it down
but not before I right clicked
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