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Posted: 1/1/2006 2:20:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/2/2006 9:32:53 PM EDT by MicronuT]
i have the biggest problem in the world right now.. there is an extremely big woman in my house right now.. and she is drunk as shit.. the problem is that she is so big, no one can move her.. it stinks and im wondering if i can call the cops over here to haul her over to the drunk tank.. this is the most fucked up day all year.. fuck this.. this is disgusting... what do i do
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:21:09 AM EDT
post pics ASAP.

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Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:21:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 2:23:52 AM EDT by 80FL]
I'd hit it.

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87 times

Get the hive minds opinion on what to do.

Edited to Add: If you choose to live yourlife in such a manner that an extremely fat woman would have the capability to become drunk and passed out in your home, have fun.

Clean up, Aisle 3
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:24:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 2:27:36 AM EDT by sledhead907]
Do you know said woman?

Wave a hamburger in front of her...when she wakes up throw it out the front door. If she is as big as you say, she will follow it. Shut the door behind her.


ETA: If you really don't want her there call the cops.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:24:48 AM EDT
dude.. this wasnt my fault....
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:27:31 AM EDT
k fuk it.. ima be back with pics in about ten minutes
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:29:21 AM EDT
Might not be your fault, but now it your problem.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:29:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 2:31:21 AM EDT by sledhead907]

k fuk it.. ima be back with pics in about ten minutes

Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:30:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdxshooter:
Might not be your fault, but now it your problem.




+87
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:33:24 AM EDT
Tag
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:34:25 AM EDT
Actually, maybe pics arnt a good thing.... Hmmmmmmmmmm
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:34:41 AM EDT
MicronuT

dude.. this wasnt my fault....



I can assure you MicronuT, this was your fault

There is no way a fat smelly woman would ever pass out in my house. If aforementioned smelly fat woman did pass out in my house, well then it would be my fault.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:44:06 AM EDT
The whole thing about a moped is that your friends are not supposed to find out that you rode one.

Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:47:30 AM EDT
This is why I hate amateur night.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:48:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 6:10:13 AM EDT by MicronuT]

Originally Posted By inzane123:
The whole thing about a moped is that your friends are not supposed to find out that you rode one.




nah.. dude. it aint like that.. my ohter friends invited her ass ..
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:49:09 AM EDT
few more minutes for camera charge
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:49:17 AM EDT
Big women = big puke, get the tarps out
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:58:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:59:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MicronuT:
i have the biggest problem in the world right now.. there is an extremely big woman in my house right now.. and she is drunk as shit.. the problem is that she is so big, no one can move her.. it stinks and im wondering if i can call the cops over here to haul her over to the drunk tank.. this is the most fucked up day all year.. fuck this.. this is disgusting... what do i do



Coat yourself with Crisco. If she grabs you, it will help you to get away.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 2:59:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MicronuT:


nah.. dude. it aint like that.. my ohter friends brought her ass ..



Time for new friends.... My friends know better.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:08:37 AM EDT
here the fuk she is







Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:09:14 AM EDT
caption the friggin pic
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:10:38 AM EDT
Your gonna have to burn the bed... Sorry man. It lived a long life.

Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:11:01 AM EDT
THAT IS SOOOO WRONG!!!
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:14:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 3:15:16 AM EDT by SgtKiwi]
EWWWWWWWW!

ETA: Add Sweaty
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:14:38 AM EDT
Do you know her?
Or is this one of those when I woke up...... things?
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:14:39 AM EDT
Is that sweat?
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:14:53 AM EDT
Somebody should photochop that pic.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:15:58 AM EDT
the only thing that will save you now is a priest or rabbi, 2 quarts of 10w30 and a tazer.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:19:44 AM EDT
right-click save, right-click save.

Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:21:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ATNT:
Do you know her?
Or is this one of those when I woke up...... things?



dude no dude... not like that ...l
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:22:53 AM EDT
Is that sweat stains on her top you are so FUCKED!!!!! roll up in bedspread, get some help and pull out into ft yard. Call in a abandon vechical
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:23:43 AM EDT
I just gagged on my mint mocha irish coffee. :(
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:25:49 AM EDT

this is the most fucked up day all year.. fuck this.. this is disgusting... what do i do


Well your New Year is off to a good start.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:29:18 AM EDT
Wow you dont even have to roll her in flour to find the wet spots. Lucky Bastard! You!
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:37:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By h2o2gunr:
the only thing that will save you now is a priest or rabbi, 2 quarts of 10w30 and a tazer.



Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:47:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IceHandLuke:

Originally Posted By h2o2gunr:
the only thing that will save you now is a priest or rabbi, 2 quarts of 10w30 and a tazer.






That's sigline material right there for someone
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:50:02 AM EDT
She could never go swimming in the ocean because a Japanese whaling ship might harpoon her by mistake.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:50:03 AM EDT
What is wrong with you guys?? She is a perfect Alaska woman, keeps you warm in the winter and can shade you in the summer.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:57:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arcticbear:
What is wrong with you guys?? She is a perfect Alaska woman, keeps you warm in the winter and can shade you in the summer.


Won’t work this one has been beached and thawed out, minus outweigh the pluses on this one
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:00:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 4:01:04 AM EDT by 4get_No1]
Your "friends" brought her!!!! Neat friends ya have there MicronuT



Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:06:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arcticbear:
What is wrong with you guys?? She is a perfect Alaska woman, keeps you warm in the winter and can shade you in the summer.




While there are a lot of "those" kind of women...I have to disagree on the perfect part
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:13:17 AM EDT
Well I see you already got the NewYear off to the right start. Scratch off the list: Bang fat woman till she passes out. Come on tell us about it. You sick dog you ....LOL..... J/K

I do feel sorry for you. You will need to burn the sheets and mattress .Damn dude..... You the MAN. Let me guess you got set up because your friend went out with her goodlooking friend and you did the stepping up and took the fat chick ??????? j/k...

Welll I hope your newyear is going well. Eat ya some Blackeyed peas and cornbread for good luck.. WarDawg
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:14:31 AM EDT
Seriously though, Just let her sleep it off. She'll be plenty embarrassed when she wakes up. I wouldn't be happy either but I would take it out on whoever brought her. They should have left with her too.

It's funny to watch you young people have to learn the hard way about drinking to much.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:19:45 AM EDT
I hate when that happens
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:31:27 AM EDT
Oh man, that's disgusting!

Good luck with that...
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:36:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 4:37:15 AM EDT by tReznr]
I don't believe you. Put a sign that says "Arfcom" with today's date next to the fat chick and take a pic.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:37:11 AM EDT
You will never get that smell out of your mattress.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:38:28 AM EDT
So.....Did you chew your arm off so you wouldnt wake her up?

Why is it the worst day of your life? It aint no big deal. Just let her sleep it off.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:39:57 AM EDT
Outstanding way to kick off the new years!!! Pump this into the room for when it awakes:

Sounds of the Whales
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:43:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FatCobra:

It aint no big deal.



no big deal??? he has a fucking tour bus parked on his bed
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