Quoted: What is Waffle House ? Is it like IHOP ?
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IHOP is what you'll do till you get your pants down and sit on the shitter after you eat there, theres a reason they got the all you can eat pancakes, stuff'll go right through you.
I like what the cashier ask when I was paying, "how was everything"
Me: it was alright.
her: just "alright", was there anything we coulda done or do different to make your dinning experiance here better?
Me: eh, I doubt it.
her: realy? we'll try to make it better.
Me: OK, give it to me free.
her: let me speak to my manager.
manager: hello sir, my name is soiforget gettafaruge, was there a problem with your order, something with the food?
Me: no.
manager: so what is the problem?
Me: beats me.
manager: well sally sommerteeth, said there was a problem with your order, was it the service?
Me: no there was nothing wrong with the food or service, I came up to pay and sally here ask" how was everything" and I said it was alright, then she said " just alright? and was there anything that would make it better", and I said I doubt it, and she said " we'll try to make it better", and I said OK, give it to me free.
well ictar gettafaruge didn't give it to me free but he did give us half price, good thing too cause me and my GF had the drizzlen shits later that day, hadn't been back to IHOP since.
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