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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:51:13 PM EDT
Girl just asked me "if you had the chance, would you sleep with me?"



Me:

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I'­d bang you like a retard on a drumset.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:27 PM EDT
haha
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:46 PM EDT
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:52:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 8:53:31 PM EDT by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:54:28 PM EDT
The yahoo version of
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:56:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Yeah, but I don't know how long his average is...he could be done by now...
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:57:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RikWriter:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Yeah, but I don't know how long his average is...he could be done by now...

She's in like new hampshire or something. But she's coming down here for the guard for almost a year in a few months.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:01:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:08:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 9:15:03 PM EDT by Sukebe]
I was sitting in a local bar a few year back having a couple of beers after work with a buddy. This was one of those little hole in the wall college type bars with about 1,000 differnt kinds of beers. I'm drinking a Labat's blue.
Anyway, this chick squeezes in beside us and says to me, "Are you drinking that? That's pussy beer". Without skippng a beat, I look her square in the eye and say, "That's perfect for me because I like pussy". I think she did too because she stomped off in a huff like she was offended.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:11:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:12:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dieforalatte:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"

Thats a pretty good line.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:18:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By dieforalatte:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"

Thats a pretty good line.



I was ROFL the first time I heard that line used.

Imagine 2 rednecks, one with a freshly stuck Chevy, the other sitting in his unstuck Ford with a beer in his hand watching the stuck one kicking the shit out of his rear quarter panel and that comment coming from the Ford driver.

"Beat it like it owes ya' money, boy!!"

I was in tears.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:20:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By dieforalatte:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"

Thats a pretty good line.



I was ROFL the first time I heard that line used.

Imagine 2 rednecks, one with a freshly stuck Chevy, the other sitting in his unstuck Ford with a beer in his hand watching the stuck one kicking the shit out of his rear quarter panel and that comment coming from the Ford driver.

"Beat it like it owes ya' money, boy!!"

I was in tears.

I've seen similar situations a few times. Cept I've never seen a stuck chevy. TONS of broke down fords though
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:22:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By dieforalatte:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"

Thats a pretty good line.



I was ROFL the first time I heard that line used.

Imagine 2 rednecks, one with a freshly stuck Chevy, the other sitting in his unstuck Ford with a beer in his hand watching the stuck one kicking the shit out of his rear quarter panel and that comment coming from the Ford driver.

"Beat it like it owes ya' money, boy!!"

I was in tears.

I've seen similar situations a few times. Cept I've never seen a stuck chevy. TONS of broke down fords though



I'm neutral on the Ford vs. Chevy argument, just calling it like I saw it.

It had a lot to do with the fact that the Chevy driver was a complete moron and drove his stock truck into a hole that any sober person would have driven around.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:25:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By dieforalatte:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Her response to your Shakespearean retort?




obviously he's not fucking right now....



Instead, he is "Beating it like it owes him money"

Thats a pretty good line.



I was ROFL the first time I heard that line used.

Imagine 2 rednecks, one with a freshly stuck Chevy, the other sitting in his unstuck Ford with a beer in his hand watching the stuck one kicking the shit out of his rear quarter panel and that comment coming from the Ford driver.

"Beat it like it owes ya' money, boy!!"

I was in tears.

I've seen similar situations a few times. Cept I've never seen a stuck chevy. TONS of broke down fords though



I'm neutral on the Ford vs. Chevy argument, just calling it like I saw it.

It had a lot to do with the fact that the Chevy driver was a complete moron and drove his stock truck into a hole that any sober person would have driven around.

Thats how it usually is.



Hey ya'll watch this
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:31:42 PM EDT
youre all just jealous because dusty has been chatting with babes all day on the internet....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:33:59 PM EDT
No no no no. I spent the first 12 hours working, I mean, training to be a cage fighter!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:35:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:36:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 9:37:08 PM EDT by WildBoar]

Originally Posted By daemon734:
youre all just jealous because dusty has been chatting with babes all day on the internet....



edited cause Dusty beat me to the cage fighter reference
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:37:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By daemon734:
youre all just jealous because dusty has been chatting with babes all day on the internet....



I thought he was training to be a cage fighter.

DUPE! look up a few posts
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