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Posted: 12/31/2005 7:25:55 PM EDT

Wolf blows up guns and causes cancer. It's poison I tell ya.

Wolf = Al Qaeda plot to cause American's guns to malfunction, paving the way for a full scale Chinese invasion.

It also causes global warming, illegal immigration, rap music and socialism.

Wolf ammo killed my grandma....
and raped my livestock!

Wolf also causes:

Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick crying baby Jesus

The .gov to transmit more mind control rays

Melting of the polar ice caps

More people to repeat the Mattel rumor

Arguments on .45 vs 9mm

and impotence.




Oh yeah........

Wolf Ammo caused the War of 1812.

Wolf Ammo was behind the Oil for Food Scandal.

Wolf Ammo is in conspiracy with the Freemasons to take over the world.

Wolf Ammo is a member of the Democratic Party.

Wolf Ammo doesn't wipe after it shits.

Wolf Ammo always leaves the toilet seat down and pees on it.

Wolf Ammo will make you obese.

Wolf Ammo will cock block you.

Wolf Ammo is that same asshole that picked on you in high school.

Wolf Ammo likes to look at scat porn, on your PC and blames it on you.

Wolf Ammo always chucks it's old chewing gum on the ground in the parking lot.

Wolf Ammo kicks puppies.

Wolf Ammo eats babies.

You forgot chemtrails. And terrorism.
(And the pile of dead kittens continues to grow......)

Wolf Ammo never uses his turn signal.

Wolf Ammo will cut you off in traffic.

Wolf Ammo gave your second cousin Cindy herpes.

Wolf Ammo will take all the pennies from the take one give one cup, but Wolf Ammo never gives one.

Wolf Ammo is that sleeze ball walking around the porn shop in a trench coat ready to show his goods.

Wolf Ammo is a heavy drinker.

Wolf Ammo is the reason ther really is no Santa Clause, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy. Wolf Ammo killled them all.

Wolf Ammo hates clowns.

Wolf Ammo takes those Gideon Bibles from the Hotels and resells them for pot money.

I heard wolf ammo caused the damn to break.

I heard wolf ammo caused the New Orleans levees to break.

Wolf ammo made love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Wolf ammo has dandruff the size of mice.

Wolf ammo hates Russians....and Wolf Ammo is part Russian...Wolf ammo hates irony

Wolf ammo date raped David Bowie

Wolf ammo framed Roger Rabbitt

Wolf Ammo caused the University of Tennessee Football Teams to have a shitty season.

Wolf Ammo is why Elton John is ghey.

Wolf Ammo has been round house kicked by Chuck Norris, he is the only thing to ever survive it. and thus Chuck shoots Wolf Ammo.

Wolf Ammo is why "Family Guy" went off the air the first time.

Wolf Ammo always complains about his food at a resturant, and leaves shitty tips.

A crate of Wolf Ammo was dropped into the center of the eastern Pacific Ocean at the begining of time, and the State of Hawaii was born.

Wolf Ammo has Erectile Dysfunction.

Wolf Ammo's penis is larger than yours, even when it's placid.

Wolf Ammo likes to make fun of the Amish.

Wolf Ammo molests little kids.

Wolf Ammo pisses in your gas tank.

Wolf Ammo eggs your house, then knocks on your door and asks to borrow some more (he didn't get to your garage yet).

Wolf Ammo has sex with your grandma, mom, and daughter and posts it on the internet.

Wolf Ammo will TP your house, then use your curtans to wipe his arse.

AND...

Wolf Ammo causes AIDS- seriously, why do you think the African countries started using brass cased stuff?

Wolf Ammo will stuff it in your pooper and post pics.

Wolf Ammo will not give you a reach-around.

Wolf Ammo is IBTL.

Wolf Ammo killed Kennedy.

Wolf Ammo voted Kerry.

Wolf Ammo gave my dog VD.

Wolf Ammo runs the Halliburton Hurricane machine.

Soylent Green is Wolf Ammo.

Wolf Ammo causes BSoD.

Wolf Ammo hates America.

Wolf Ammo causes dizziness, impotence, low birth weight, bloody stool, explosive diarrhea, acute angina, painful genital swelling, greasy anal seepage, and death, which may be serious.



Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:32:32 PM EDT
This is very true.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:33:42 PM EDT
I bet Chuck Norris would not be cought dead with Wolf ammo.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:37:48 PM EDT
You can play Russian Roulette with a Glock17 loaded with Wolf Ammo, and live.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:42:55 PM EDT
this is the post of the year, getting in just under the wire
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:44:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:45:21 PM EDT
87% of the Memebers here buy Wolf and spread the numerous rounds out on their beds and then roll around in it naked.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Defending Wolf ammo is like running around saying that a 3" penis is just as good as a 6" penis.



It's all in the girth,


Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:17:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Defending Wolf ammo is like running around saying that a 3" penis is just as good as a 6" penis.

Well it is for the first 3"
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:22:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KillAgain:
87% of the Memebers here buy Wolf and spread the numerous rounds out on their beds and then roll around in it naked.



I'm glad I'm not a member.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:25:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By KillAgain:
87% of the Memebers here buy Wolf and spread the numerous rounds out on their beds and then roll around in it naked.



I'm glad I'm not a member.


I'm glad I'm not a "Memeber" ,whatever that is?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:26:28 PM EDT
<--------Drinks the Wolf Kool-Aid
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:31:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KillAgain:
87% of the Memebers here buy Wolf and spread the numerous rounds out on their beds and then roll around in it naked.



The Memebers are a tribe from the Steppes of Russia.
They have huge bullets to make-up for a percieved lack of member length.
Before hunting the waskally wabbits of Wussia,
they will sometimes roll around in the catridges that they intend to use in their hunt.
It is said to bring them luck, promote virility and in the presence of virgins
allow for a straight, long, undelayed shot.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:43:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 8:44:37 PM EDT by gmtmaster]

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
You can play Russian Roulette with a Glock17 loaded with Wolf Ammo, and live.



Yeah because Glocks just blow up.. Even when loaded but no round in the chamber.....All by themselves......

BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:54:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Defending Wolf ammo is like running around saying that a 3" penis is just as good as a 6" penis.



It is for the guy it's attached too
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