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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:27:51 PM EDT
www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17691616-13762,00.html

seriously, how fucking fat and stupid is she?



A WOMAN rushed to hospital with tummy trouble, fearing she had eaten a dodgy kebab, was shocked to give birth instead, a British newspaper reported today.

Helen Smitham, 25, of Distington in northwest England, had no idea she was pregnant when she complained of feeling a bit rough – with an iffy kebab thought to blame.
Her mother rushed her to the nearby West Cumberland Hospital where she gave birth so quickly that doctors did not even have time to tell her she was expecting.

Her baby son Deaton was born on December 24 weighing four pounds and 11 ounces (2.1kg) said The Sun, Britain's biggest-selling daily.

"I had absolutely no idea," a stunned Ms Smitham said.

"When I had stomach pains I thought it was the kebab. At the hospital there was no time for the doctors to see me before it all happened."

Ms Smitham's boyfriend Mark Askew, 41, was also flabbergasted.
"She was at work until the Friday before Christmas and we'd gone out and done the normal things, like going out for a drink, Christmas parties and socialising.

"When I got a call to say we had a baby boy it was amazing."


Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:28:56 PM EDT
An iffy kebab?

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:30:23 PM EDT
She's lying.

No way.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:30:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
She's lying.

No way.




well, she is English, so maybe she really IS that stupid
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:32:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
She's lying.

No way.




well, she is English, so maybe she really IS that stupid





Didn't her sister marry a dolphin?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:33:40 PM EDT


amazing.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:34:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:34:35 PM EDT
Any woman that goes 9 months without having a period and STILL doesn't know she is preggers is an idiot.

And an even bigger idiot is the guy that got her preggers to begin with.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:39:23 PM EDT
Chick I work with is in her late 30's friggin huge and all of it gut..(most of it below the beltline)

With health/legal/financial problems out the wazoo, and she already booted her new hubby out of the house at least once she waddles up to my area and with a grin she whispers to a female co-worker that she's pregnant.

I'm mostly pro-life but some days its tougher than others
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:40:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:42:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
Any woman that goes 9 months without having a period and STILL doesn't know she is preggers is an idiot.




There should be mandatory stupid testing for people. Neuter the retards so they can't contaminate the earth with their gene pool.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:52:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17691616-13762,00.html

seriously, how fucking fat and stupid is she?



A WOMAN rushed to hospital with tummy trouble, fearing she had eaten a dodgy kebab, was shocked to give birth instead, a British newspaper reported today.

Helen Smitham, 25, of Distington in northwest England, had no idea she was pregnant when she complained of feeling a bit rough – with an iffy kebab thought to blame.
Her mother rushed her to the nearby West Cumberland Hospital where she gave birth so quickly that doctors did not even have time to tell her she was expecting.

Her baby son Deaton was born on December 24 weighing four pounds and 11 ounces (2.1kg) said The Sun, Britain's biggest-selling daily.

"I had absolutely no idea," a stunned Ms Smitham said.

"When I had stomach pains I thought it was the kebab. At the hospital there was no time for the doctors to see me before it all happened."

Ms Smitham's boyfriend Mark Askew, 41, was also flabbergasted.
"She was at work until the Friday before Christmas and we'd gone out and done the normal things, like going out for a drink, Christmas parties and socialising.

"When I got a call to say we had a baby boy it was amazing."






Nice, real nice....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:58:06 PM EDT
what kind of ...ahh......would......
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:58:13 PM EDT
Scary thing is that somebody mated with her.

Dude must be seriously hung.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 1:05:58 PM EDT
But how would a "dodgy kebab" be incorporated into a dinner pic?

I tried, but it kept knocking the stapler off the table.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 1:13:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lippo:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
She's lying.

No way.




well, she is English, so maybe she really IS that stupid





Didn't her sister marry a dolphin?



No, but her boyfriend is fucking a whale.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 1:26:15 PM EDT
I have seen this in 2 instances one was an obivous lie, the other was believable.

First time was a 15yo fat chick, that presented to the ER c/o abd pain. She was with her grandmother, pt denied any chance of being pregnant (stated she was a virgin). lab work up in progress, Dr goes in to do the pelvic. Few seconds later he is yelling for help, go into the room, the bitch is crowning. Baby delivered normally, the the new mother absolutely denied that it was her baby. Chick had some issues.

Second time was a very obese woman whoalso delivered in the ER. She had many health problems, did not have regular cycles, and didnt notice much off a weight gain. Was only c/o minor abd pain.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 2:37:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
Scary thing is that somebody mated with her.

Dude must be seriously hung.



Perhaps he is the same one that boinked Lyndie England! (leash girl).
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 3:37:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By lippo:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
She's lying.

No way.




well, she is English, so maybe she really IS that stupid





Didn't her sister marry a dolphin?



No, but her boyfriend is fucking a whale.



She probably thuoght she was about to have a ''food baby'' like Homer Simpson!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 3:39:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AbominableNo-Man:

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
Any woman that goes 9 months without having a period and STILL doesn't know she is preggers is an idiot.




There should be mandatory stupid testing for people. Neuter the retards so they can't contaminate the earth with their gene pool.



When my ex was pregnant with my daughter she had her period 8 out of the 9 months go figure....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 3:54:15 PM EDT
This weeks "I'm too damn fat to realize I'm pregnant" story comes from England.....


This weeks "I'm too damn fat to believe somebody would have sex with me" story comes from England.....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:19:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
Any woman that goes 9 months without having a period and STILL doesn't know she is preggers is an idiot.

And an even bigger idiot is the guy that got her preggers to begin with.



I have a friend....
was about 7 months pg with number 5 before she knew...
number 4 was about 9 months old at the time and breast fed....many woman do not have periods when breast feeding.
She was sitting slouched on the couch one day and said something to her sister sitting next to her about still need to lose the baby tummy from number 4....
her sister looked at her and said girl...that is a baby tummy from number 5....
my friend looked real hard and said holy shit I think your right
took a left over PG test from number 4 and sure enough....
took an ultrasound to give her a due date
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:25:38 PM EDT
THREAD NEEDS PICS.

How fat can she be?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:25:55 PM EDT

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:27:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17691616-13762,00.html

seriously, how fucking fat and stupid is she?


SNIP



Fat n stupid enough to be my cousin. She had her second kid after finding out she was pregnant by having contractions.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:30:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wump:

First time was a 15yo fat chick, that presented to the ER c/o abd pain. She was with her grandmother, pt denied any chance of being pregnant (stated she was a virgin). lab work up in progress, Dr goes in to do the pelvic. Few seconds later he is yelling for help, go into the room, the bitch is crowning. Baby delivered normally, the the new mother absolutely denied that it was her baby. Chick had some issues.



YOU THINK!?!!?!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 4:31:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsDrFrige:


I have a friend....
was about 7 months pg with number 5 before she knew...
number 4 was about 9 months old at the time and breast fed....many woman do not have periods when breast feeding.




With breast feeding I fully understand,as I have some experience in that area

But I doubt that was the case here.
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