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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:15:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 12:16:23 PM EDT by lippo]

I feel weak. Not super weak, like when you have the flu bad, but just weak enough that I don't feel motivated today and I am really tired. I felt better this mourning, but it's been getting worse throughout the day. My muscles are tender if I start up the stairs fast, but not sore to the touch. My esophagus is sore just below my adam's apple and feels swollen. My esophagus has been getting worse over the last couple of days.

What could I have? Or what is the most likely thing? So I can talk to my doctor about it on Monday.

Any AR docs have any advise?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:16:11 PM EDT
maybe you are a piece of shit?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:16:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 12:17:06 PM EDT by mikejohnson]
on a serious note: maybe mononucleosis?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:17:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:
maybe you are a piece of shit?




Nice.


And is that all you could come up with? I expected a better cut down from you.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:17:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lippo:

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:
maybe you are a piece of shit?




Nice.


And is that all you could come up with? I expected a better cut down from you.



man, you left yourself wide-open on that.....it's all in jest though....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:18:02 PM EDT
you're gonna die, Happy New Years!!!



can I have you're guns?



j/k, Probably a prelude to the flu. Take some Tylenol.



but seriously, can I have your guns?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:18:44 PM EDT
Maybe you've got a tumor.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:19:09 PM EDT
definitely bird flu
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:19:41 PM EDT


I don't have a fever.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:20:01 PM EDT
You have a sore throat.

Drink plenty of water and sleep.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:20:16 PM EDT
Flu take some dayquil capsuls.

Max
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:20:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:21:48 PM EDT


Yeah... you got the crud..

Get some thera flu..

and deep gargle with warm salt water immediatly.. do this twice today and tommorrow.... the salt doesnt allow the bacterial infection in your throat to reproduce.. same as antibiotics..

DR Realist (self doctoring wanna be doctor)

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:21:48 PM EDT
Mono

yep, I'll be sending you a bill....
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:22:03 PM EDT

This is going to make for a crappy night.


That's for the word usage Mike!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:22:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:
Mono

yep, I'll be sending you a bill....




I'll have to pay with chickens.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:23:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lippo:
I feel weak. Not super weak, like when you have the flu bad, but just weak enough that I don't feel motivated today and I am really tired. I felt better this mourning, but it's been getting worse throughout the day. My muscles are tender if I start up the stairs fast, but not sore to the touch. My esophagus is sore just below my adam's apple and feels swollen. My esophagus has been getting worse over the last couple of days.

What could I have? Or what is the most likely thing? So I can talk to my doctor about it on Monday.

Any AR docs have any advise?



Been bitten by any strange looking people, lately? In a cemetary maybe? Or a mall?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:25:12 PM EDT
Loss of Essence?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:25:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By lippo:
I feel weak. Not super weak, like when you have the flu bad, but just weak enough that I don't feel motivated today and I am really tired. I felt better this mourning, but it's been getting worse throughout the day. My muscles are tender if I start up the stairs fast, but not sore to the touch. My esophagus is sore just below my adam's apple and feels swollen. My esophagus has been getting worse over the last couple of days.

What could I have? Or what is the most likely thing? So I can talk to my doctor about it on Monday.

Any AR docs have any advise?



Been bitten by any strange looking people, lately? In a cemetary maybe? Or a mall?




No, but I did see this woman lurking around the backyard last night.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 2:41:02 PM EDT
Maybe you're pregnant, like that fat English broad.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 2:42:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 2:45:33 PM EDT
Your symptoms all point to you dying, soon.
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