...that people wash off the damn bar of soap when they're done with it?
If I wanted to drag somebody's short-n-curlies across my face, I'd get a girlfriend and ask her not to shave. It's soap. It's supposed to be clean, and it shouldn't look like it's in desperate need of a shave.
Goddamn, people, especially if you're hairy, just do everybody in your family a favor and take 2 seconds to rinse your pubes off the soap! It's not time-consuming! If you don't, it just makes it worse for the next person, because when soap dries, the hair fuckin' takes root or something! I don't want to have to take 5 minutes of my shower experience washing off your smeg-coated body hair.
I don't wanna wash myself with a damn tribble. I want to use nice, clean soap. Next time somebody leaves their disgusting ass-hairs on my soap, I'm going to cut off a nice chunk of my pubes and put it on theirs.
Maybe I should just switch to body-wash.