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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:57:11 AM EDT
Found this story on another board:


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first
aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary
Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us



Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:07:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 7:07:50 AM EDT by Gary_631]
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:09:24 AM EDT


Thanks for the morning laugh!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:25:42 AM EDT
LOL if war was just that easy.....
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