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Posted: 12/29/2005 9:14:38 PM EDT
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Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:16:36 PM EDT
WTF..........
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:16:42 PM EDT
Lemme guess....Bottle-Nose dolphin right?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:17:02 PM EDT
--WTF?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:18:02 PM EDT
Uhh, isn't it illegal for a human to marry an animal!?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:20:39 PM EDT
Is it just me, or is that either a very tiny woman or a very large dolphin?

Wife and I just went to seaworld last week, dolphins are very cool, got to toss a football with one and pet them.

But marrying one? that's some kind of crazy.

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:23:57 PM EDT
Something smells fishy ?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:27:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2005 9:28:10 PM EDT by Airwolf]
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:27:57 PM EDT
If she threats the Dolphin wrong.

There's alway's more fish in the Sea!

Danny
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:29:32 PM EDT
Get a net.....
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:31:03 PM EDT
"Wedding Night"

Wife,Damn, What big flippers you have !
Husband, Gee it really does taste like tuna !
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:31:29 PM EDT
And all the people who said legalizing gay marriage would lead to marriages with animals were called crackpots.

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:33:14 PM EDT

Well Hello Ladies!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:39:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:41:30 PM EDT
I read that they have 14-inchers...she'll be a happy bride...
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 10:20:53 PM EDT
Smells like tuna
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 10:28:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Smells like tuna



Tastes like chicken!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:18:51 AM EDT
Wow !

So when I posted earlier this year that gay marriage was a slippery slope, I got boo hoo'd.

I made the argument that if we let gays marry, then where does it stop ?

Child molesters can marry 10 year olds etc,

or you can marry your beloved dog.

All you have to say is you "Love them or it" enough and all the bleeding hearts will endorse it.

Now this. OMG.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:24:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 9:24:56 AM EDT by SmilingBandit]
Wierd. But doesn't effect me.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 11:32:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MKSheppard: An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
British and Jewish! She's an al-Jazeera wet dream. See the unclean Jewish Colonialist Pig Woman marry seafood. Details at 8, back to you Akmed.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 11:44:06 AM EDT
God I hate hippies
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 11:49:02 AM EDT
It will go sour as soon as he realizes that she can't hold her breath long enough to give a decent BJ.

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:01:37 PM EDT
Once you go bottlenose you never go back......
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:01:55 PM EDT
Weemsco Tuna, for the those who MISS the great taste of dolphin in their tuna. MMMMMMMM

And she IS a pervert, whether or not she admits it.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:03:21 PM EDT
Michael Savage proven right yet again.....
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:05:34 PM EDT
It's the End of the WORLD!



Cats & dogs, sleeping together, people marrying dolphins........
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:16:47 PM EDT
Wow... post poll for how long until a US state (most likely, Massachusetts or CA after Arnold is gone) recognizes the first person marrying an animal.

I say... 5 years.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:22:08 PM EDT
Wasn't there a topic yesterday about the donky show? Is this the next step?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:28:29 PM EDT
who's up for tuna?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:32:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/fook-wtf.jpg



this amuses me
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:38:59 PM EDT


The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.

Millionaire huh? I bet she's got more pull in the government than the average citizen.

To our British friends...WHAT THE ???????? And you think WE are werid?

Next thing you know, Michael Jackson will marry his chimp. Yeah, Stalin would approve!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:47:03 PM EDT
Damn - what 's a Dolphin "got" that I don't?? Heh - I wonder what her Ex is thinking right now.............going lesbian is one thing........but.........DOLPHINS

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