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Posted: 12/29/2005 7:36:25 PM EDT

Good, but too much. I cannot stand up.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:37:21 PM EDT

[#1]

You're not gonna shit for a week.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:37:23 PM EDT

[#2]

can I have your guns when you die from a heart attack?

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:38:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Since you can't stand up you might as well head for the toilet. Those things go right through me. YMMV

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:38:17 PM EDT

[#4]

It eat there more often if the fries didnt suck

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:39:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Good thing those vests have adjustable closures.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:39:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You're not gonna shit for a week.

The Wendy's triple has the opposite effect on me.

About an hour later, I will start shitting all over the place for the rest of the night.

Must be all the grease.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:39:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Thats one BFS. My mouth doesnt open wide enough to eat one, so I gladly decline. I have no problem choking down 3 regular hoppers to make up for it though.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:39:55 PM EDT

[#8]

Look in the bag. There should be a coupon for a heart bypass.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:41:37 PM EDT

[#9]

WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WIT DAAAAAAT.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:46:53 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:48:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Urrpppp! And a small Diet Coke!

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:48:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:48:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Back in the 90's, the BK's around here were selling a sandwich called the "Gilbert Burger" designed by Gilbert Brown, 340lb.(published....he was actually closer to 380) nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers. IIRC, it was a whopper with double meat, double cheese, extra mayo, pickles and onions, no tomato. It was really, really good! Their meat is way better than any other fast food joint.

Posted: 12/29/2005 7:55:45 PM EDT

[#14]

I see

in your future

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:05:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Since you can't stand up you might as well head for the toilet. Those things go right through me. YMMV

+1

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:08:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:28:07 PM EDT

[#17]

THAT IS THE SHITTIEST DINNER PIC EVER!!!

Minus 10!!

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:29:16 PM EDT

[#18]

BK is terrible.

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:31:59 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
THAT IS THE SHITTIEST DINNER PIC EVER!!!

Minus 10!!

No guns, napkin, silverware, plate, alcohol, ammo, spare mags, knives, stapler, ruler, beer, porn... NOTHING.

Dude... lame.

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:42:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Do you know how many calories are in that?

Nevermind.... You dont want to know...

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:43:30 PM EDT

[#21]

It's half eaten and you have no guns and no hot wiminz...

Where the hell is Rodent when you need him for a dinner pic?

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:45:34 PM EDT

[#22]

Damn! Now I want to go to Burger King.

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:47:04 PM EDT

[#23]

You gonna eat the rest?

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:47:49 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
You're not gonna shit for a week.

Dude, it's BK... Not an MRE...

You are now a walking talking CS grenade, pin out, spoon off....

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:49:56 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
You're not gonna shit for a week.

I ate a Double Whopper last night, and I dropped the kids off at the pool this afternoon. No problems here...

Posted: 12/29/2005 8:53:58 PM EDT

[#26]

That's a good way to go into a food coma!

Posted: 12/29/2005 9:18:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Have you ever watched "Supersize me"? How the hell can you guys eat that crap. No dinner pic here but steak, rice and a homemade juice shake for me. We just got a juicer and my creation contained 2 banana's, large apple, 5 large carrots, 2 oranges, 5 stocks of celery. It sounds gross but it was damn good.

Posted: 12/29/2005 9:54:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Did Rodent make a good dinner pic?

Posted: 12/29/2005 10:13:08 PM EDT

[#29]

Burger King burgers give me heartburn don't eat them

Posted: 12/30/2005 7:57:48 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Did Rodent make a good dinner pic?

You missed it?

Posted: 12/30/2005 8:00:41 AM EDT

[#31]

Yes Bunny Rodent not too long ago made a dinner pic. It included his GF and his guns....but no food.

Posted: 12/30/2005 10:16:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Anyone try the Western bacon cheeseburger from Carl's Jr? God it's good. Beef, bacon, cheese, barbeque sauce, and onion rings. I'm getting one for lunch

Posted: 12/30/2005 10:22:00 AM EDT

[#33]

I ate those long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Over 1000 calories, a meal in a paper wrapper.

Posted: 12/30/2005 10:48:40 AM EDT

[#34]

Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:45:31 PM EDT

[#35]

#3 from Wendys = religious experience

Can't do it often but I do do it with gusto. What can't be good about a sammich whos grease bleads through foil. [homer]grhrgrhrgrhrgrh.. #3[homer]

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:48:55 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Have you ever watched "Supersize me"? How the hell can you guys eat that crap. No dinner pic here but steak, rice and a homemade juice shake for me. We just got a juicer and my creation contained 2 banana's, large apple, 5 large carrots, 2 oranges, 5 stocks of celery. It sounds gross but it was damn good.

How many calories was douchebag eating per day in supersize me? Look it up.

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:49:25 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

Best Post Ever

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:50:04 PM EDT

[#38]

Now I'm hungry.

I don't understand all the twitching about eating a little hamburger.

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:51:59 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
You're not gonna shit for a week.

I think he's gonna shit, he just won't shit RIGHT for a week...

Posted: 12/30/2005 2:56:41 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

One of the best rants I ve read in a long time.

Posted: 12/30/2005 3:07:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

LOL. Better to burn out fast than to fade away!

Posted: 12/30/2005 3:08:50 PM EDT

[#42]

You should sell your leftovers on the EE.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:12:20 PM EDT

[#43]

classic magnum_99, classic.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:19:17 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
It eat there more often if the fries didnt suck

Same here, they USED to have the 2nd best fries around, now, they just suck.

I've not done a triple whopper yet, but I DO get the double whopper pretty frequently, better than the single, IMO.

The triple scares me

I just ask them to substitute onion rings for fries on the "value meals" (or WTF ever THEY call `em) they do, no problem, and that new onion ring sauce isn't 1/2 bad.

ETA:

Quoted:

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

That whole post was indeed very, VERY fine! But this is the only thing I wanted to comment on. I just place my order by ordering a large order of ketchup, then add, "and, could you throw some fries in with that please?" USUALLY they take the hint that way... not ALWAYS... but usually.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:21:29 PM EDT

[#45]

Isn't the #3 the 'Kong Dong Special'???.....

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:30:09 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

Best Post Ever

+1
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks like this.

Posted: 12/30/2005 5:02:21 PM EDT

[#47]

Why not just eat a pile of shit, it is probably better for you.

Posted: 12/30/2005 5:06:04 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/triplecrown.jpg

Good, but too much. I cannot stand up.

That sound I heard must have been your arteries hardening.

Posted: 12/30/2005 5:07:46 PM EDT

[#49]

Try the double cheesburger from Hardee's. 1500 calories, 110 grams of fat, and two huge hunks of good beef.

Posted: 12/30/2005 5:17:27 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Damn, what a bunch of pussies.

Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."

Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.

Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.

We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.

Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.

I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.

And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.

And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.

THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!

Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.

Best Post Ever

BRASSBURN for president!!!!!

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