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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:16:33 AM EDT
I was sitting here minding my own business when out of no where, my head was grabbed, slammed in between two boobies and repeadtley pummeled by them.

Should I call the cops?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:17:23 AM EDT
Show off!

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:19 AM EDT
Cracka down!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:38 AM EDT
Absolutely. Make them recreate the crime scene.........over and over
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:38 AM EDT
it was a booby trap!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:19:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:19:33 AM EDT
You were slapped in the face by boobies and you are already on here posting?

You get done that fast? Must be hell on your wife.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:20:58 AM EDT
Happens to me when I spend too much time on the net. You need to whip out lil bama shooter and smack her across the face with that (not too hard)...let me know how it goes
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:24 AM EDT
Man Boobs ! It's a trap !

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:28 AM EDT
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 9:23:43 AM EDT by tc6969]
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:26:20 AM EDT
minus ten points for lack of photographic evidence. jeez...
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:27:49 AM EDT
You need to document the crime with pictures as evidence. Post the pics here so we can determine if a crime did in fact occur.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:29:18 AM EDT
I miss the Bama grill.

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:29:31 AM EDT
I'll investigate this crime for you, free of charge.

I just need to inspect the offending mammaries.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:30:13 AM EDT



you need to call the bank and find out how much money you can take out in singles.


Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:33:14 AM EDT
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:34:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.



I'm getting a little dizzy just hearing about it
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:34:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.



You must post said video here for our panel of 'experts' to determine if this was an actual assault or not!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:41:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.



umm, she's hinting for you to get your ass off the computer.

like now.

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:43:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 9:44:25 AM EDT by JB_Metal]
How precious! I say that in this circumstance you should definitely do what Golum would do...

Inappropriate picture for some (warning):
The Golum Method


PS: Does this violate board conduct codes?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:45:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:
Man Boobs ! It's a trap !


eeewww...that just gave me an unpleasant image...can you say "fight club"?

"he hooters"
"man teats"
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:50:23 AM EDT
Was it this kid?:



Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:51:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.



Set them up the trap!



And post pics.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:46:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JB_Metal:
How precious! I say that in this circumstance you should definitely do what Golum would do...

Inappropriate picture for some (warning):
The Golum Method


PS: Does this violate board conduct codes?



Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:48:50 AM EDT
If there is not photo evidence of such incursion in TF within the hour, we shall have to out you as a troll and heretic of the worst order.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:49:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I was sitting here minding my own business when out of no where, my head was grabbed, slammed in between two boobies and repeadtley pummeled by them.

Should I call the cops?



Yeah, call me. I'll be right over.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:54:50 AM EDT
Listen...we remember the summer BBQ days pictures...so why not some winter stuff too?

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