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Posted: 12/26/2005 5:53:07 PM EDT
Nothing will get you a faster look at some pie then a robins blue box with a white ribbon. Unless youre a gynecologist. Then they pay you to look.

But the power of the Tiffany box is amazing. It even melted the heart of our liberal midwife. She is perpetually caught in the 60s. Usually not very materialistic until she got that blue box.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:01:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:02:22 PM EDT
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:04:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:04:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



Taxman it will work even for you. The earrings I bought were $57 shipped. Came in 2 days. Worked like a charm. You just have to find the right time to spring it. Christmas is a good time as well as birthdays, and the big V day. Sweetest day too.

But it doesnt have to break you. You can sell the box alone on ebay for $25.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:05:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



roofies
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:06:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.



I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:06:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.



I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.



60% of the time, it works all the time
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:07:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 6:07:59 PM EDT by ShortMikeB]

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:10:03 PM EDT
are you screwing the midwife???
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:10:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



Taxman it will work even for you. The earrings I bought were $57 shipped. Came in 2 days. Worked like a charm. You just have to find the right time to spring it. Christmas is a good time as well as birthdays, and the big V day. Sweetest day too.

But it doesnt have to break you. You can sell the box alone on ebay for $25.




You got to meet me to know me, Im still regretting speding $2 to buy some grapejuice.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:11:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 6:13:50 PM EDT by AROKIE]

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!






wtf have you been doing if you know what bigfoots dick smells like???? maybe i dont want to know!!!!!!!!


never mind, i get it now and yes i saw the movie, my prosessor is running slow tonight
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:15:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 6:16:06 PM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By AROKIE:

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



You need Sex Panther cologne, by Odeon.

Its made out of pieces of real panther, so you know its good.




IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT"S DICK!!!!!






wtf have you been doing if you know what bigfoots dick smells like???? maybe i dont want to know!!!!!!!!





Link Posted: 12/26/2005 6:34:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By luger355:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
And for losers like me who they wont even talk to?



roofies



That has to be one of the funniest things that I have read tonight.
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